I prayed for god to make her real, every night for the past year. Does god hate me?
>>25990458
Nah, he just doesn't care.
>>25990458
>he thinks God is real
I have some bad news for you, anon...
>>25990458
He doesn't hate you, more so you're taste in ponies.
B jelouse plebs
What
>>25990193
replying cuz this took at least some effort. well done, faggot.
>>25990193
oimjelly
With all the shitposting going on lately I have to ask what is PS (Past Sins) actually like?
Can anyone here give any legitimate feedback on the story that doesn't involve circlejerk "dickism" disguised as critism?
>>25990073
How about reading the story yourself?
>>25990073
>Twilight used as ritual.
>Twilight bring baby moon.
>Baby moon cared by twiligt
>Twilight be mom.
>Other ponies find out
>Oh no shit posting with big sticks!
>Twilight almost die.
>Big star monsters attack.
>Baby moon goes sayan.
>Redemption.
>Everybody's happy except all those fags who still get butt by fanfiction.
It's been like what? 5 years since that story. Back when cupcakes was still popular.Don't you go nostalgia fagot on me you ass muncher.
>>25990089
It's fanfiction. It aint worth shit.
>>25990089
>Reading
NERD!
DJ Khaled lands in Equestria. What happens?
>>25989395
I trash your shit thread.
>>25989395
What the fuck is George Zimmerman doing in Equestria?
He probably would piss off the moosic pones
What is Equestria to you?
>>25989375
Hope.
>>25989375
Home.
>>25989375
Akingdom to conquer.
DIARY ENTRY 425:
I learnd today that Anonymous has an interest in what he calls 'G-MILFs'. It seems he wishes to form an intimate relationship with either Princess Celestia or Princess Luna. I have told him that I will help him with his goal, as I feel responsible for matters of friendship here. Anon has taken to calling me his 'Wingman', whatever that means.
I don't know how this will turn out...
>>25989176
It will end in a foursome
>>25989176
>implying Celestia and Luna are G-MILFs just because they're 1000 years old
>implying they don't age slower than other ponies
>>25989791
>implying they don't consume the blood of the innocent to maintain their youth
Do you niggers even Bathory?
>*sigh*
>Your dick is in the box, isn't it?
>>25989032
And so are your wings :^)
>>25989032
Nope,your wings
>>25989032
N-No it isn't!Yet.
Well after like 2 month brake, if there anything I missed?
>>25988695
>brake
>>25988695
>lol blogshit spoonfeed me pls
Every hiatus, it gets worse.
>>25988695
>brake
Would you kiss a pony, rather than having sex?
>>25988591
Song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
>>25988591
I'd still want to crush that horse vag, though.
>>25988591
a good makeout session can end better than sex.
so of coursh.
Equestria doesnt stand a chance.
Join me my bringers of divine judgement.
DEUS VULT
>>25988467
Red Leader, standing by.
The director of the last movie you saw is now in charge of the 2017 movie. How does it turn out?
>>25988418
I last the the new star wars movie
>>25988418
>Hans Zimmer BWONG
>absolutely zero emotion in the writing
At least there would be jaw-dropping shots.
If only we dealt with Glimmerfaggots like this
But no we just circlejerk our dicks over the shittiest bad pone gone good
>Why even 4chan
>>25988298
I could say the same thing about Sunshit Shitter faggots.
>>25988298
>reply
>>25988298
>>25988385
dazzlingfags are the worst
i mean one of them isn't even a fucking wall
Having a flare up of reactive arthritis. Can I have a stallion thread?
>>25988038
Your reactive arthritis wouldn't flare up if you stopped bending over all the time Anon.
I can think of another thing that might flare up.
>>25988197
I'm a virgin.
>>25988224
It hurts to pee.
I just want to make new friends and I want to know what is mlp
My friends told me I must watch that show
>>25987615
Not sure if pic related.
>>25987615
Replying because if this isn't b8 you could probably use help. If you have Netflix, then just search for My Little Pony, most of the episodes are on there. If not, get Adblock and just use dailymotion, between the various users every episode is on there.
>>25987615
Go watch it and stop posting here
Celestia, being over 1000 years old and having fought in numerous wars, obviously must spar with someone to maintain her skill.
Who is the Princess's sparring partner, /mlp/?
Hard mode: Write some green along with your choice about a round in the ring with Celestia.
>>25987566
>Who is the Princess's sparring partner, /mlp/?
Pic related
>Write some green along with your choice about a round in the ring with Celestia.
No fuck you and your greentext shit
>>25987566
Carlos the PUNisher.
Doesn't even need green.
>>25987566
>RD decides to try her luck against Celestia after an offer of a fun fight.
>Gets tossed around like a ragdoll.
Not bothering with too much more green for this.