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Across the Ocean (CYOA) 2016-01-03 02:40:33 Post No.25972459
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Two foals set out on an adventure to explore the Naue islands and oceans off the coast of Baltimare. Who knows What strange and interesting places lie beyond the horizon?
Last thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25928647
Previously, on Across the Ocean:
>Dawn and Bodi dock on Butt island
>Explore the island
>Oh look, there's a hole in this butt
>Call out to see if anything's inside
>Holy carp there's something in there
>Decide not to explore though as it's really close to dark
>The foals decide to make a note of the area and save exploring for tomorrow
>See a weird storm in the distance on the way home
>Dawn parts ways with Bodi for the night and heads home to plan a little before hitting the hay
It's light outside, and while a tad windy - you left your window slightly open and can feel a nice and steady breeze - it seems that whatever storm system you saw last night kept its distance.
You walk slowly downstairs, pausing at the bottom to rub your eyes a bit before continuing into the kitchen.
"Hello honey!" your mother Heartwine cheerfully calls from the table. She's holding her flower mug in one hoof and reading a gardening magazine, and smiles at you when you enter. Although you're excited to get exploring again, you feel a little tired still and haven't woken up all the way yet.
"You look tired, dear. What time did you get to bed last night?"
"Eh," you say a bit groggily, choosing to save your energy till after breakfast. You head over to the counters and make yourself a nice bowl of wheaty-o's or whatever that bran cereal is called. You don't care, really, so long as it's food.
After waiting a bit for you to wake up, your mom tries to initiate conversation with you again. "So, what's your plan for today, Dawn?"
What do you do?
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>>25972459
Do one or two chores for bits, pay back the tab AGAIN but it's fine since it's only 3 bits and spend the rest of the day on butt island.
Mom are you going to the store today? Could you pay my tab so I can explore more?
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"Well, Bodi and I need to go pay-" You begin to say that you need to go pay off the tab at Pan's Primitives and Poultices, but you realized that Bodi actually has some bits at home. You think he has about five or so, and the tab from what you remember is only three, so you should be fine as long as you stop by the store before the day's over.
"What was that?" Heartwine asks.
"Oh, nevermind," you reply. "Doesn't matter. Anyway, Bodi and I are gonna go cave exploring!"
"Cave exploring? Ooh, sounds like fun. I didn't know there were any caves nearby, though."
"Yeah we found it last night!"
"Alright. Well, stay safe, dear."
"Yes mommy."
You smile warmly at Heartwine as you finish the last of your breakfast. "Hey mommy, are you going to the store?"
"Um, I don't know yet."
"well, could you pay me and Bodi's tab thing if I give you the bits?"
"I suppose I can," your mom replies with a nod.
"Okay, I'll go get the monies from Bodi!" With that you jump off your chair and race to see if Bodi's still in the same spot.
Sure enough, he's at his usual spot, but he appears to be done meditating, instead doing some weird balancing thing on a short pole. Koko teaches Bodi some weird things sometimes.
"Hey Bodi!" You shout. "Can you go give my mom money for the tab?"
"uh... yeah man. I'll drop it off before we leave."
"Hey, did you tell miss Koko about the storm?"
"Yeah, man." Bodi says with a nod. "She said it's odd that the storms are getting more frequent. She's trying to figure out what's causing them, and she want us to like watch out for them."
You nod before proceeding to skip around the balancing colt. "Soooo, we gonna go back to the buttcave? I wanna see what's in there!"
"Well," Bodi replies. "If you get stuff ready to leave, we can head out soon, man."
Well, explorer, is there anything you wish to bring before you return to the island?
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>>25973228
The only new thing I can think of to bring is a paper and pencil so we can make notes of our discoveries like real adventurers.
Let's go give our mom three bits and then go to the island!
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what a perfect pony.
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>>25972435
what about her crazy friend of pure energy?
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>>25972435
Gothpone a qt.
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>>25972444
no, i like the emo girls
>pic related
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If someone invented ponies but they'd cost 100,000 credits to buy one would it make you a more productive human?
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>>25972197
>Credits
Where the fuck do you live, the future?
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>>25972197
I'd just cry myself to sleep a bit more often.
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>>25972197
What's the conversion ratio for credits to dollars!
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There should be more Death in My Little Pony 2016-01-03 02:08:34 Post No.25972104
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There should be more Death in My Little Pony
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No one here is going to agree with me.
>InB4 EDGE MEMES
Death exists, if there wasn't any death there would be no tension for the story to go on.
And let's face it, after 5 fucking seasons of this garbage, we need some of these extra characters to fucking die.
THINK, BEFORE YOU CALL ME OUT FOR EDGE!
Think about how much more interesting if ONE of the characters, any of em, pick one, maybe Celestia, or hell, one of the mane 6 like Fluttershy were to suddenly die, could you, even imagine the possibilities?
No, you couldn't because you manchildren want to live in a pretty box with rose tinted windows for you and your waifus..
But thats the real world kiddies, it's full of death, and suffering, and misery.
Don't like it? Kill yourselves, preferably with a sharp object so when you bleed out you'll actually be able to feel something outside of that hugbox mentality you've locked yourself into.
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>>25972104
>subject
kill yourself faggot
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>>25972114
Fuck you nigger, the subject field exists to be filled out.
Fucking shitty autsimo lord.
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>>25972104
The fact that you capitalized Death in the subject line illustrates that you are some edgelord shithead who thinks all grimdark shit deserves to be on a pedestal.
We had Tanks for the Memories, which deals with the very closest thing to death that a fucking 5-year-old kids' show can be expected to portray.
Now fuck rrrrrrrrrrrrrright off.
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Which of them is most like your current__mother__?
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>>25971913
>Current
But what about the one I had last week or the next one I will get?
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Bulging Biceps
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>>25971923
neither of those
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brony,_%C5%81%C3%B3d%C5%BA_Voivodeship
This is a real place.
And it shall be our version of Mecca.
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>>25971831
>Poland
>our version of Mecca
>Brony
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>>25971831
fun fact. Brony is real word and means harrows.
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>Brony
You came to the wrong place
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Cyborg pony thread
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>>25971677
Damn that ponk looks fucking sick, bumpGreen would be awesome
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I don't have a lot, but I have a few. Contribootin'.
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>>25971677
kill yourself ponkbot
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Nightly Rainbow Dash thread #92.85 2016-01-03 00:35:54 Post No.25971238
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Nightly Rainbow Dash thread #92.85
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2016-01-03 00:35:54
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RAINBOW DASH THREAD!
RAINBOW DASH THREAD!
RAINBOW DASH THREAD!
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>>25970731
Thank God I have access to dynamic IPs.
>>25970741
You fuck off, guy.
>>25970767
Yeah, you tell him.
>>25970778
Anything involving shipping with her, unless with a generic human character than can be self-insert.
>>25970781
I knew someone who sounded like Harry Potter irl.
>>25970833
But she looks so soft and huggable.
>>25970844
Busy being rad.
>>25970859
I'd say anything depicting Dash as a degenerate.
>>25970886
I know that is a small Gallente ship. Dashie would like interceptors better. Or the jaguar.
>>25970906
Eve online ship.
>>25970939
Unf.
>>25971033
What corp are/were you in?
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>>25971238
>REDO EDITION
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If you want ... Let's go !
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Book Horse's horn is broke, so she can't magic.
She's not fit enough to overpower any moderately fit or competent Anon because of her book and hayburger addiction.
How would you take advantage of this situation?
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>>25971092
by fisting her ponut until it turns inside out
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>>25971092
Find a way to fix it. I have a feeling bad things would happen if I didn't help her.
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"Anon, stop being a shitlord! I already told you I identify as a pony, and don't wish to associate myself with those brutes known as dragons. It triggers me when you call me a dragon, instead of a pony."
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>>25971087
well i identify as an attack helicopter but you don't see me getting triggered.
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>>25971087
Well I identify as a Princess so I can call you whatever the fuck I want to.
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>>25971087
I don't care.
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ITT: Post songs that remind you of your Waifu 2016-01-02 23:50:20 Post No.25970790
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ITT: Post songs that remind you of your Waifu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
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>>25970790
You're lucky OP, you have basically an entire genre to remind you of your waifu.
https://youtu.be/a_XgQhMPeEQ
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>>25970838
I suppose I am, but sadly most modern country music sucks.
Nice song by the way, my favorite Joel song is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHnJp0oyOxs
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https://youtu.be/P0TzUNti3rY
we all know why.
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Who are the worst suffix "-fags" on this board?
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>>25970641
dash
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Pinkiefags
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>>25970641
Fagfags
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>breach and clear Anon...
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>>25970398
You faggots need a general
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I gagged. What a fat ass. I can practically smell her ass sweat as she spreads her legs.
>No hooves
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>>25970440
I know right? Shimmerfags need to start "Give Our Waifu A Personality General".
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not far enough
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>>25970220
I thought we remove earthpony.
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>>25970233
But they're purebred.
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>remove Kobold
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>"P-Please stop hating me, anon! I'll do anything! I promise!"
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>>25970043
lil nigga i told you i don't hate you, but i ain't selling you no pot
aight, dat purple bitch will kill me
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>>25970115
I can't decide if this is wasted potential or not.
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>>25970115
unexpected chuckle / 10
>tyrone in eq
SHEEEEIIIIIIT