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>>25977252
Well alright, horse shit is basically just grass anyways, I'm not that bothered.

>>25977252
"I'm gonna dick in your shit, Crusty."

>>25977257
>Horse shit is basically grass anyways
Dude, you uh, gor something to say?

>>25977093
i think i can take both those black guys with my katana

>Unsheathes Blood-edge

>>25977100
"nothin' personal, kid"

>>25977088
Because no one actually watches the show.

>>25977088
lurk moar you fucking nigger

>>25977088
Maybe it has to do with clueless faggots like you.

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>click reveal spoiler
BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER

bimbos are unnatractive

>>25976995
this tbqh family

>>25976645
I will blow my brains out.

No-one into MLP will ever be normal

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>>25976729
Well. That escalated about as quickly as I anticipated.

Surprised it took more than 10 minutes to come about, to be frank.

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>>25976426

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>>25976426

>>25976426
no

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>>25976126
wut?
also, why a black dress? it looks like shes going to a wake.

>File name

OP is a fag, but what else is new?

>>25976146

black is the most sexy color
fits Starlight

>>25975781
>you are Manos
>you extend your hand out to the little queen
>just remember little changeling when you make a deal with the devil
>her hoof extends out to your hand and you grip it giving it a firm shake
>he will always collect.
>you lock eyes with Queenie and the world around the two of you dissolves and changes into a blank space
>she looks around slightly panicked by the sudden change in scenery
>"manos? whats going on?!"
"relax."
>you let go of her hoof and walk away from her.
>the world changes again and you are back in Castle Manos.
>specifically you are in the dining area where you and Sombra fought
>you take a seat at the head of the table.
"this is where i had to end a deal with someone who thought they would be better off on their own."
>"what happened to them?"
>you smile rather warmly to her.
>i collected. he wanted out of the deal so i simply took what was mine.
>two smokey figures appear in the room
>after a few moments they start to take shape, one being you the other Sombra.
>the fight plays out in front of you in a more slow and dramatic fashion
>it stops when sombra lays on the floor with you standing over him with his horn.
"sombra gave his life to me long ago. in exchange for letting him and his kingdom continue. when he decided to make his way in the world without me.."
>you extend your hand to the scene
"i simply took back what was mine."
>the figure representing you raises his hand and plunges the severed horn back into sombras skull
>as it does the figures dissolve in a smoky dramatic fashion.
>queenie stares at the scene until its end
"just remember queenie.. i am much more than powerful than i appear to be."
>the real world rushes back, and the two of you are still holding 'hands'
>you are a few inches from her face with a smile
"i hope you remember that."
>you kiss her hoof then let it go.
>just as you sit back down into your chair at the desk there is a knock at the door
>>"Lord manos, Cadence is here she wishes to see you"

>>25975794
>you are Sliver Valor
>everything hurts, your legs ache, and your sides have a sheering pain.
>your mind is screaming at you to open your eyes. open your eyes and do something.
>but you cant, you hurt too much. and something is holding you down.
>"CAPTAIN!"
>"Shes over here quickly give me a hoof with this!"
>you hear the sounds of someone struggling to move something.
>"ok ok everyone, one, two, THREE!"
>some of the pain is gone, and you dont feel pressed down like you did before.
>you let out a small groan as you force your eyes to open.
>everything is black for a while before some of your vision returns.
>but only somewhat, everything is a blur and you can only see vague silhouettes
>"Captain, speak to us."
"my whole body hurts"
>"it will be ok Captain. just hang in there."
"what, what happened?"
>you try to look around the room and see if you can make sense of the situation.
>if it didnt hurt to think you'd panic at the state of your surroundings
>what was once a rather stable and secure building is now ruins.
>the whole left side of the building is simply gone, ruble and dust still hang in the air
>"Im not sure Captain, but the whole city has been completely destroyed."
>you struggle to get to your hooves your legs burn and shake from the weight of your own body
>a pony quickly helps you up and puts one of your hooves over their shoulder

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>>25975810
"thank you... is everyone alright?"
>another voice speaks up, that of a mare
>>"Captain, besides each other, you are the only survivor we have found."
>you try to look at the two ponies and get an idea of who they are, but your vision is too blurred
>the only thing you recognize is the golden armor of the guard, and even that took effort.
>"we should get out of here, try to make our way to find some help."
>>"i agree, but how far could we really go? look at the Captain, she can barely stand."
"dont worry about me, i can travel."
>you do your best to take a step forward on your own before you stumble to the floor
"ah, horse-apples."
>"i got you Captain."
>you are again lifted to your hooves
>"ill help you walk"
>you nod your head
"thank you. lets go."

>getting out of the building was the hardest thing you have ever physically done
>the large buildings once solid walls now gone and replaced with mounds of ruble
>finding the exit was easy, climbing down the ruble when you could barely walk?
>that was a challenge unto itself
>with effort and help of your fellow guards you make it down to the streets.
>>"where to now?"
>"im not sure, i wasn't sure how to navigate this place even when it was still a city!"
>you look around, the besieged city now just a large ruin and shadow of what it once was.
>entire streets and buildings are just gone.
>others are all molded into one from collapsing, some just barely standing and looming over seemingly safe walkways.
>a stiff breeze could topple what buildings remain.
"this place is very dangerous, and a lot has changed but i think i can lead us out of here."
>"you sure Captain? not to doubt you, but you can barely see, let alone walk."
"i still have you for walking don't I?"
>you lift a hoof to a side street
"lets head that way. the way out of the city shouldn't be too far"

>>25975764
Well no, I'm assuming they wouldn't take it well. Openly liking you and your friends leads to being shunned by polite society.

>>25975764
Yeah, I did.

They're OK with it.

>>25975764
Dashie, until your princess friend figures out where in the multiverse my home dimension is, I don't think I'll be able to even see my family again. So no, I haven't told them about you.

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>>25975614
>"Hmm..bill, bill, may have already won, 30% off next purchase at coldstone, THAT's a keeper."
>"Huh? I don't know anypony at 'West Canterlot Rehabilitations'.."
>"Blah blah blah, Princess Celestia, your former protoge' Princess Twilight, yadda yadda, life of addiction spiraling out of control-, BOORING."
>She incinerates the letter

>>25975614
>no wings

nice fanart

>>25975614
Remember when people liked Twilight?

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>>25975363

>>25975363
I feel like a part of my innocence was just violated and that I'll never be able to get it back... So, thanks for that I guess...

>>25975363
wtf

>>25975255
Can't argue with the dubs, mates.

>>25975255
We were going to wait till insanebowdash made the thread, when he is ready to get back to writing.

>>25975929
The last time we did that, he disappeared, not to be heard from. Besides, he said he might write again tonight.

>>25975242
Button Belle looks like a fucking turd.

>>25975242
... A thread died for this...

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>>25975242
I guess they were Mashed together a bit.

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>>25975066
Well, that certainly isn't rigged at all.

>>25975066
you should always enable captcha to decrease the rigging a bit

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OP ON SUICIDE MOTHERFUCKING WATCH

>>25974747
Well.....yeah, OK.

>>25974747
Like Hitler?

>>25974747
She's guilty of being adorable