What do you guys do with your waifus?
I cuddle with my plush of her before I go to bed, kiss her, and go to bed
I mostly read archived greentext of her.
Jerk off while I sob and kiss my plush, then cuddle with it while I sob some more until I sleep.
>>25982246
I don't have a waifu.
>"For me? Oh, anonymous..."
>"You are truly one in a million"
>>25982139
MU
DICK
IN
A
BOX
>>25982139
Everyone deserves some of Kentucky's Fried Chicken, yer highness! I can guarantee to ya that these here chickens were made with my own special recipe, and I each one made with some good ol' bluegrass love.
Yeah, there's at least 999,999 people better than me.
>Anon! Why aren't you talking about how awesome I am?
>>25982055
Because I'm not a liar, Dash.
>>25982055
You have an ego problem.
>>25982055
Because thus far you've done nothing to make me start.
>"Anon! Rara threw mud at me!"
>>25982011
looks like mud, smells like... oh.
>>25982011
That's her new fashion. Last week it was caution tape. What the fuck do you expect?
>>25982011
Well throw some right back. Tackle her into it like with Twilight.
Wait, which "Rara"?
I want to go to EqG land and kidnap rainbow dash.
I want to keep her chained up in my basement
I want to beat the shit out of her till all her hopes and dreams are shattered and she becomes docile
I want to gently rape her everyday
I want her to love me
>>25981920
>abuse
>>>/out/
>>25981949
Nothing wrong with a lil abuse
This is some really basic ass shit, nigga. I didn't even feel a twinge of genuine disgust.
Up your game next thread.
>Give me that cookie, Anon!
>>25981754
I think I'll take a bite out of it.
>>25981754
Put that cookie down, NOW!
>>25981754
Here, have it.
I only really like peanut butter cookies anyway.
my oc is disgusted with the horniness of /mlp/
Complimentary reply.
Complimentary reply.
Complimentary reply.
>"What the hell? I told you what I wanted for Christmas, and what did you buy? A fucking book? Are you retarded or something? God, leave me alone!"
>>25981696
Fine. I'll just give the whole collection of Daring Do books back, then.
But you haven't even opened your other gift...
>>25981696
Listen, you little shit. You're going to read that Bible, whether you like it or not.
Excuse me sir, is this yours?
>>25981547
nope
>>25981588
But it's got your name on it
>>25981547
HOLDING AN ANIMAL BY THE TAIL IS PAINFUL AND CRUEL AND IT IS CLASSIFIED AS ABUSE, WHICH IS ILLEGAL
NEVER, EVER HOLD OR PULL AN ANIMAL BY THE TAIL
>"It's okay Anon, I gotcha covered!"
>"I'll just be Twilight for the day! Sounds cool, huh?"
She's dead, Rainbow.
bamp
>>25981528
This will only end in tears.
If you could relive your prom dance accompanied by the human version of any of them, which one would go with?
>>25981383
>Prom dance
>Implying it's even a thing outside of Muhrica
>>25981383
>going to prom
There's a reason I didn't fit in at school.
>>25981410
>not going alone and sitting at table for 7 hours
pleb
what are ya buyin today
>>25981326
Not much, wanna go for a swim?
>>25981326
What're ya selling?
NEXT TIME
ON DRAGON
BALL
Z
What if this happened on the show for some reason and it was permanent?
>>25981245
I'd be ok with it.
Little buddy needs an upgrade.
>>25981245
That'd be great.
The handful of spikefags would be happy for a while until the writers start shitting on him again.
Try it with another of the main cast or make Sunset Shimmer permanently come back and then you'd have a shitstorm.
Are we getting S6 this Spring or are we waiting until October/November again?
They announced S5 for April 2015 back in December 2014 so I'm worried by them not having announced anything yet.
>Are we getting S6 this Spring
gotta need some sauce for that
>>25981025
Seems to be the general expectation, what with a lot of the stuf they were working on back in 2014 being pushed back from S5 to S6, and hasbro telling their investors they don't want long hiatuses like the last one anymore, because it's bad for brand awareness.
Discovery press release from before S5 said this spring.
>"Wow, Anon, that was pretty misogynistic."
>>25980810
But not sexist, as those things are not the same.
>>25980810
I think we've assigned enough irrational ideologies to Sunset Shimmer, OP
We don't need Tumblrina Shimmer shitting up the board as well
>>25980810
>allahuackbars internally