I normally browse /b/ but i decided to venture in here. What should i expect when scrolling through?
>>26703516
Numerous amounts of fetishes, porn and people who want to fuck sweetie Belle really badly.
>>26703519
That's a start. Sounds creepy as fuck.
>>26703516
a boner.
I told you not to eat all that fucking cheese, Nyx. Constipation isn't a joke.
>>26703434
Why?
>>26703434
Why?
>>26703434
Why?
>"Your mom"
>>26703374
>>26703374
NO UUUU
>>26703374
But i am your mom you fucking idiot.
SET SAIL MATIES!!!
ARRGGHHH
>>26702760
WEIGH HEIGH AND FRIENDSHIP RISES
>>26702760
>tfw there is still no pirate/beach episode
>>26702760
Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
The unhooved maiden approaches!
Shall we open fire, Cap'n?
>Anon the meaning of life isn't "constant anal sex with me" you idiot!
>>26702525
Prove itpro tip you cant
>>26702525
of course not! Gotta rest a little to get your stamina back every now and then.
>>26702525
"No, Twiggy, it is! You don't understand-"
>"For the love of Celestia, Anon, you've got to have bigger goals!"
"Twilight, please-"
>"NO! From now on, no anal! EVER!"
>Anon diapers in fog
Following up on >>26692568. Why do threads with every single fetish alive stay up, while threads with actual discussion on official content get knocked to page 10 so easily?
Anyway, on to "The Good, the Bad and the Ponies".
Can someone please storytime the siege on canterlot? That's a nice steamy load
>>26702354
We're off to a good start so far. First, we have Applejack relying on Twilight's princess magic to solve the problem, when I'm pretty sure Applejack has the power to kick them to the next continent.
Then we have Twilight suddenly saying she can't use magic on criminals, since they're 'civilians' too, despite the actual civilians being terrorized by them. Also, didn't Twilight use magic on civilians before?
Cool cover. Shit story inside.
Give me a kiss Anon! Dont you love me?
>>26702204
>no hooves go back 2 reddit
>>26702204
Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my kitchen
POLICE
WHO ARE YOU
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
This great man in equestria, what happens?
>>26701607
Nothing, I hide another one of your fucking shit ass prompts. Ta-da.
>>26701607
I'm going to assume he isn't there during the initial wars, so he'd probably end up as a banker, a rail splitter, a steel driver, or he'd be working on Sweet Apple Acres. The prospect is not without merit, but his character isn't suited for greatness there. It was unique to Earth, I suppose.
Gets into an argument with Sweetie Belle
>"Writefag bait."
>>26700920
>Sex.
>FIN
>>26700920
>greentext
>>26700920
"GO BACK TO BED I'M FUCKING YOUR SISTER"
>"Hey Anon, do you want to get drunk with me because i am a relatable guy with personal problems?"
>>26700642
Sure, bring a cold one
Better yet, a six-pack
>>26700642
I have weed if you want to smoke later with me little bro.
>>26700642
I like to think this story fits into this thread. It's about Spike sneezing and accidentally sending a porn mag to Celestia. Good quick read.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/319248/oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap
onii-chan~
>>26699723
AWWWWWW SHIT
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
>>26699723
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
>>26699723
Please don't encourage rape. I'm trying to be a good person
http://sethisto.deviantart.com/art/Training-Ground-19-Almost-Corrupt-Marble-Pie-595373298
holy fuck. That first comment. Why is EQD full of so many prudish retards?
Also seth is almost to the point of drawing porn.
>>26699543
Hope someone does a nude edit.
>Seth is a drawfag now
Well, what do you know, good for him.Porn real fucking soon, I reckon.
You know the drill. Last action is here
Sickle bro grabs his tool again and goes out for food. He gets enough to keep everyone happy, but the supply is depleted again by the end of things. One of the females goes out to explore, finding a tree with fruit on it! She grabs some to take back, knowing it isn't poisonous thanks to the herbalist thing. The tree is now barren. The shaman mare tells a story about an ancient king named Caesar who had led his tribe of dogs to being one of the greatest ancient civilizations. The two males that had listened feel like they could do anything. There are also some weird plants growing nearby that are identified as medicinal. They also could be drugs if you wanted to eat them.
The Tribe is situated in a nice area in the Zebrica plains. Some wild grass grows in many directions around the area, but there seems to be a path trampled through it that leads to the spring.
Population: Four males, two females
Special: One shaman
Army: No soldiers, but the sickle might help
Infrastructure: Does a firepit count?
Tech: Herbalists
Food: 1 food stockpiled. Consumes 2 per turn.
Morale: Everyone is pretty happy
Relations: N/A for now
A. Pick the herbs for later use
B. Harvest some grasses for food
C. Reproduce
D. Explore some more
E. Eat the herbs because drugs
F. Other action (suggest)
b
>>26698942
Other. Grab all herbs, put tips in fire. Smoke the joint with tribe. Starve to death.
>>26698942
Harvest grasses for food
Hello, /mlp, my new wacom intuos pro just came in, and i was eager to try it out, so I came here. I'm looking to ideas to start practicing with, so post away!
>>26698472
The fuck is that? Some new drawing thing?
Do Nyx.
>>26698472
Draw a morgan freeman pone
Yeah I had to google what that was
Will you genuine faggots take a break from all greentext faggot erotica already and actually make a thread that is show related in some way?
What books can you find in Equestria?
How many books has Twilight read?
How does she learn magic from books?
What is hidden in the Everfree Forest?
Why the fuck doesn't Twilight ditch these losers which have made her too soft and then go with a superior group of friends which are actually friendly and civil.
>>26698265
We will as soon as you stop being a faggot.
>>26698265
I thought they were all dead in the thumbnail and felt sad.
>>26698286
I'm not the one fapping to Anon's Twilight Saga. Faggot.