Red Guy would have been a better character than Discord.
>Inb4 so many reddit toddlers that they don't even know Red Guy.
HELLO!!
GOOD FUCKING THREAD HERE
GET OUT OF YOUR GENERALS AND POST SOMETHING ELSE
>>26740602
You're a faggot
>>26740602
Cow and Chicken was garbage tbqh
My Little Pony Equestria Girls is the best film ever made in the history of cinema.
It's always refreshing to me to see events in movies occur without the writer/director/actors seeming to feel any need to "explain it" to the viewer. As with many other filmmakers who are genuinely engaged with film as a unique art form, it seems quite clear to me at least that it requires the spectator to meet him on his own wavelength.
This is what a significant portion of artists in any medium do: they take the constraints, conventions, and materials of their chosen form very seriously and explore their own perceptions, ideas, and emotions plying the tools of their medium on their own personal terms. At the opposite end of this artistic spectrum is the sort of pandering manipulation of a Spielberg or the painter Thomas Kincaid. Their works are only "personal" in the sense that what is most prominently on display in their work is their own desperate personal need to have their intended message "understood" (and even experienced) by all spectators in exactly the same way, so that "the artist" can in turn feel his own personal worth has been validated by public and critical responses.
I'll take an artist who refuses to telegraph his "statement" to me any day. I prefer works that wash over me, entrance me, and lead me down paths to new or long-buried thoughts and feelings.
I feel moved after having seen it, I laughed, I cried, and I see the world just a little differently now. I feel like a group of people I have never met shared something with me that was very important to them. I wish I could thank them, because I think it takes a great deal of courage to share with others things that are so personally important in such an honest, unapologetic way.
My Little Pony Equestria Girls is the best film ever made in the history of cinema.
It's always refreshing to me to see events in movies occur without the writer/director/actors seeming to feel any need to "explain it" to the viewer. As with many other filmmakers who are genuinely engaged with film as a unique art form, it seems quite clear to me at least that it requires the spectator to meet him on his own wavelength.
This is what a significant portion of artists in any medium do: they take the constraints, conventions, and materials of their chosen form very seriously and explore their own perceptions, ideas, and emotions plying the tools of their medium on their own personal terms. At the opposite end of this artistic spectrum is the sort of pandering manipulation of a Spielberg or the painter Thomas Kincaid. Their works are only "personal" in the sense that what is most prominently on display in their work is their own desperate personal need to have their intended message "understood" (and even experienced) by all spectators in exactly the same way, so that "the artist" can in turn feel his own personal worth has been validated by public and critical responses.
I'll take an artist who refuses to telegraph his "statement" to me any day. I prefer works that wash over me, entrance me, and lead me down paths to new or long-buried thoughts and feelings.
I feel moved after having seen it, I laughed, I cried, and I see the world just a little differently now. I feel like a group of people I have never met shared something with me that was very important to them. I wish I could thank them, because I think it takes a great deal of courage to share with others things that are so personally important in such an honest, unapologetic way.
>>26740405
>le reddit bait meme
> ANON SUCKS DICKS
>>26739919
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!
>>26739928
Then stop being a faggot about it
>>26739919
>Twiggy baits /mlp/
>ITT demand for fresh horsecock is quantified
>Bookhorse satisfies kink for statistics
>Profit
>Hear me, humans of the world.
>I am Cadance, a commander of the Ponies.
>And the new Mistress of you primitive apes.
>I had wanted to make my introductions to you sooner,
>but the process of learning your many languages took quite some time.
>All this knowledge at your fingertips, yet still you have no common tongue?
>We possess the ability to freely control Equestria's magic.
>We shall summon the island to your world,
>and within the year, convert it into a new Equestria, and turn you all into ponies!
>Resistance is futile. Surrender now.
>If you do, I shall guarantee your survival...
>Though, alas, it will be as my new toys...
>>26738923
Holy shit, A talking horse
>>26738923
Where do i sign up?
>>26738923
My asshole has been trained to receive your horsecock, small pink one.
>Anon, I'm giving you a huge amount of money for you to escort me from the Crystal Empire to the Changeling Outlands.
>You must keep me safe at all costs. Do so, and I will reward you handsomely.
thanks larson
>>26738468
Okay
>buys lots of paper and a lot more coke
>use crayon to make the paper look like money
>princess looks at the "money"
>"Anon, is this some sort of fucking joke?"
"Hey, You don't need to see my Paper Tra-"
>"Just get the fuck out of here, you shit."
>>26738468
"Of course, My Princess. Whatever it takes."
>Anon turns back to the bag he was stuffing changeling money into
Emigration is always free.
Just write, sign, type, or say "I wish to emigrate to Equestria," and I will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies.
>>26738300
I have a bomb and I wish to emigrate to Equestria
>>26738300
I wanna be with the ponies.
>>26738300
I wish to emigrate to Equestria
Time to whip those lazy, needy bums back to work. First with this:
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>26738142
Welcome back, faithful readers, as the evil conheist continues, will the science ninja heroes find the villains. And what shadowy figure comes in the wings? Is it the return of Dr. DARKMANE!?
Sheets
>>26738183
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
>>26738183
http://pastebin.com/hirneSC9
Give me back my gender edition
>"Anon, w-why won't you talk to me?"
>>26737703
Pure, unfiltered faggotry
>>26737703
Because OP's a thread-spamming faggot
>>26737703
Because you're not a pony anymore. You will never be.
>"Suck Flurry's cock while I'm away, Anon."
>>26737487
NO
(you)
>>26737487
"Hello, Anon. Normally I would ask how many friends you have made today, but I think we are both well aware of the answer. So, I'm going to rephrase myself; Anon, go out and make some friends."
>>26736593
"No."
>>26736593
>>26736622
But what if you're not hungry for a whole ass and want to save some for later?
hylĂ´ /mlp, I just got my intuos pro and I wanted to get some practice drawing before bedtime. What should I draw?
rules:
no porn >:|
no lewd requests ~_~
no overly complex requests :P
please make sure to add a pose and/or action when making requests
And another thing, iechyd da yn i'r ydych yn awr ac yn am byth <3
post script:pic is my bad attempt at shading this morning
waht?
>>26736157
happy smiling twilight holding a trump sign over her head
>>26736215
THIS, WANT. NOW MY LIFE SHALL BE COMPLETE(ish)
>"Anon, I'm more than thousand years old. Of course I had a lot of coltfriends and even husbands. Why this so frustrates you?"
>>26735267
>why this so frustrates you?
If you're gonna funpost, learn english, Sven
>>26735267
Because it means your vagoo must be loose
>>26735267
I'm not frustrated! Who... who asked you anyway, jerk!
Why is she so perfect?
>>26735055
Her colour scheme isn't fucking depressing like the other girls from her school.
I am monitoring this thread
>>26735055
I still have not watched Equestrian Girls. Not even 5 minutes of it.
>walking down the street
>see this
>what do?
>>26734952
I do everything I can to help her.
>>26734952
Shit on Shitter.
>>26734952
Probably pretend I didn't see her, feel like a piece of shit for a minute and then forget about it.
>"I'm sure you'll be able to pass the Equestrian Citizenship Test with my help, Anonymous, we'll just need to make sure we get in plenty of study sessions!"
>"Now, I've arranged all the materials you'll need before you. The first three textbooks will be the most relevant regarding Equestrian History, but I've also included a bookmark in the first one that lists some supplemental materials that you'll be able to check out from the Castle library if necessary. The other two textbooks cover civics and Equestrian law, respectively."
>"Ive included copies of the last two annual tests, as well as the practice examination for this year's test."
>"I didn't want you to worry about supplies, so I've also included 10 number 2 pencils, a complete ink and quill set, plenty of notebook paper, scrolls, and flash cards."
>"We have a two hour session this morning, then a lunch break before another session this afternoon."
>"Shall we get started?"
>>26734781
>"Shall we get started?"
No, I've decided to go for diplomat status instead. You'll find I have all the necessary credentials here in this briefcase. As of 0800 yesterday morning, I have become the official ambassador for Earth and its peoples.
I'm sure you're also aware of what this means for me while I'm on Equestrian soil.
>>26734781
>"Actually I have all the episodes stored on my tablet."
>"Look, you can even see the horrible song at the start of each episode you are in."
>>26734807
>>26734781