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>>26734451
IT'S JUST A PRANK MARE

>>26734451
Trixie, why are you a pegasus now?

>>26734451
Snowdrop! You can see!

>>26733736
13 days until the board is invaded by Hasdrones swearing this is the best thing ever, and then some more Hasdrones claiming that the baby's damage is "insignificant" so whoever expresses any discontent is automatically a self entitled, fedora-wearing manchild who should kill himself on the spot for not being a true fan like them.

Jim Miller will say "There's still many other episodes you can enjoy!" like the scratched record he has been playing since S04.

>>26733736
Hooray for the final season, lads!

>>26733873
the fact that 60% of it is shitposters false flaging and how mad you already are tells me your future is filled with fishing related accidents

It's shit

>>26733632
>no Fluttershy
0/10

>>26733712
IIRC they cannot use any official character if they want to avoid the C&D hammer

>>26733377
Guilty.

>>26733377
>"Sir, from where I'm standing, it'd be a physical impossibility."

oh wow, another shitty roleplay prompt thread! How original! I haven't seen that since 2012!!!!

>>26733120
>Clapper

>>26733120
>Human Rainbow has discovered the secret to having the best pussy ever
>Her's leading directly to a portal into pony Dash's cunt
>The sensation now known to scientists as the "God Pussy" ended up with every sports team member lining up outside her door
>Meanwhile, pony Dash doesn't understand why she feels like she's taking the D at random intervals of the day
>This is because she has no idea of the portal in her cunt leading to the fabled land of Hot Monkey Dicks
>She's a sopping mess in public constantly
>Eventually loses all shame as she starts screaming in pleasure in Ponyville town square, bucking her hips in the air as if being rutted by some unseen force
>How strange
Imagination is a hell of a thing.

Dash is so hot.

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>>26732676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA

>>26732676
Woah, that lass must listen to a lot of Emilie Autumn

And here's mine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY

Clear your schedule, smoke a spliff and crank up that volume to 11.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLvjfrxynA
the classics

Missed the namefagging in the opening post.

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tfw I missed the 8th. Last bump on the 7th was mine, I woke up this morning and it was gone. Now I'm back home and I find this. Good Celly pic btw, cute as ever.
But I'm pic related. We actually have slow greens, keeping these threads alive might be difficult...

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I want nothing more than to give that tummy a good rubbing while she squirms and giggles

>You check outside, and the sun is going down.
>The shade in the forest is easily enough to keep the sun off, so you just pull on your hoodie and go looking for a stream or something.
>It's not long before you find a clear pond, but you notice that there's some sort of creature swimming in it, near a stream that feeds the waterhole. You can't tell if it's just a normal Alligator or something worse.
>Still, you're pretty sure it hasn't spotted you.

>>26646351
Just keep on walking mango. Look for a small waterfall or something.

>>26646351
Eh keep on walking I don't want to engage alligator

>>26572580
>... a gas attack, during which you did all you could to save as much ponies as you were able to. And some shellings, two of them aimed directly at the facility.
>During your recovery, your friends moved to a closer shelter.
>Hran and Clean paid you a visit. The stallion had a burden on him. It was a big effort and you needed to use some tricks to make him get it out his chest.
>During the theatre fight, your friend accidentally killed a pony, thinking he was disguised enemy. Hranchak was strongly blaming himself for what had happened.
>Even after the talk you gave to comfort him, he was acting a bit different. He was focused on your safety. On traps. Or any harmful contraptions, really. He also started to smoke.
>When you fully recovered, you returned to your party, learning that your supply stock was severely diminished and living conditions were a bit more difficult.
>You improved them by helping the orange stallion with making a new stove. Also you got the learning books for Kalina.

Quest post.

>The night was less restful than at the hospital, where you had comfy beds, true ones instead of makeshift stuff you were lying on right now.
>But hey, it was silent enough to sleep and you didn't have to worry about anything too much during the night. The warmth made this basement extra cozy and you were enjoying it while it lasted.
>Even the bad dreams were replaced by relieving void.
>Why you woke up, you said to yourself?
>Or, right. There was some commotion audible outside. Not too close to your shelter, judging from the sound, but neither could it be described as distant.
>Roaring of engines, some grinding from time to time. Likely it was vehicles moving around.
>Kalina was already awake, same goes for Clean Cushions. The older mare seemed to not care about the sounds outside.
>The green mare was looking more uncertain, but she was helping the elder pegasus.
>While former was loudly reading Equestrian letters and some words, latter was checking for mistakes and correcting them if needed.
>Hranchak was away already. The stove was still warm and some heated food was waiting for you on top of it.
"Where's Hran?" you asked after you helped yourself with the food.
>"He went to see what is this all about, and to gather more resources" Clean was first to answer. "Good morning, by the way."
"Morning, everypony. Do you know when he will be back?"
>"Not really. During your recovery he started to take scavenging very seriously. He was pretty lazy before..."
>"I think saying he preferred to stay here with me would be a better choice of words, Cushions."
>"... Right. So now he cares about all of us more and he often goes to dig through the ruins for food, meds and parts."
"It's actually a nice thing to hear. Well, I hope he will show up soon."
>You didn't lie when you said it. Hran was concerned about the well-being of the whole group, and maybe he was learning how to take initiative.
>cont

>>26572592
>Having him at your side during the city strolls sounded great now.
>It's not like it wasn't great before!
>Just having a companion who wanted to improve his skills, a second creative brain would do only good to you.
>Now, there were several options what to do for first part of the day.
>You could go scavenging, try to check what was happening, wait here for your orange friend, or do something else.
>You felt like something slipped your mind. Something important.

Sorry for the fuckup. Now you know my special secret.

I actually have a guy who helps me with English sometimes. A fellow Slav.

sick fuck

>>26733236
>Not before

This isn't even my fetish and you're a fucking casual at it.

Oh hell yeah

>>26732722

What?

>>26732722
But you're wearing it sweetheart. Don't you remember that you made it invisible?

>>26732722
I thought it was a dirty rag, so I burnt it

No.

>>26732392
im sure there was but i cant remember that may just be tiredness though

goodnight antagonist whos name i forget

>>26732392
He also wanted to fuck Spitfire's mom.

>>26731407
"Sure thing, MM. First of all, I need you to spread your hind legs"

>>26731407
Alright, but on one condition.
I need about tree fiddy

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Don't you have a job to do?

It's leather.
Ponies are hairless horses.

>>26731087
But, is it smooth or rough?

>>26731092
pluh

>>26730430
Sleep tight

>>26730430
Sweet dreams, Flutter Butter

>>26730430
go fuck your self OP, have a good night :)