>"Hey Anon, do you want to get drunk with me because

>>26700642
Sure, bring a cold one
Better yet, a six-pack

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>>26700642
I have weed if you want to smoke later with me little bro.

>>26700642
I like to think this story fits into this thread. It's about Spike sneezing and accidentally sending a porn mag to Celestia. Good quick read.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/319248/oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap-oh-crap

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>>26700642
"I'm going ass deep in that ass spike"

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>>26700642
No I'm trying to get you drunk so you don't notice that I spiked your drink

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>>26700642
>"For the last time Spike... YOU CAN'T GET DRUNK OFF HOT CHOCOLATE!"

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>>26701310
krampjhose!!!

>>26700642
I'd rather drink alone and think about killing myself.

>>26700642
"No Spike i don't get drunk with you because you're underage, Twilights my drinking partner"

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>>26701290
Tell me more

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>>26701784
"when I'm in I'm going to fucking kick and squirm until I find your prostate, and then I'm gonna beat that g spot like rocky balboa beats meat, and then I'm gonna go deeper, until the only thing sticking out, is my nose. your gonna walk around with a big ass nose sticking out of your asshole you little shit"

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>>26701857
"and then I'm going to raspberry until your asshole squelches against itself when you walk, and all the while my shit and piss will build up inside, causing you to bloat then I'm going to beat the literal shit out of that little dragon asshole wall until you explode full of feces and urine, and then I'm going to rape your corpse and when I'm done, I'm going to stab more holes and keep fucking them, until your nothing but riddled corps full of blood and semen"

>>26701910
"and then I'm going to fuck the pool of blood and semen"

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bump for shits and giggles but mostly shits because I'm going to make spike squelch is asshole

>>26700642
i dont drink but i can chat i suppose.