>"alrigh, who touched my ass?"

>>26733377
Guilty.

>>26733377
>"Sir, from where I'm standing, it'd be a physical impossibility."

oh wow, another shitty roleplay prompt thread! How original! I haven't seen that since 2012!!!!

oh wow, another shitty roleplay prompt thread! How original! I haven't seen that since 2012!!!!

What would a groping cutie mark look like?

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>>26733468
This

>>26733377
"It wasn't me."
>"...Your entire hand is in my ass, right now. You just tented your fingers, spat on them, and shoved it right up there."
"It wasn't me, I swear!"
>She sighs irritably and continues about her day, carrying you along behind her as you refuse to extract your hand from her rectum.

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>>26733377

>>26733377
"It was my dick."
"This school's dress code on skirts are really hot."

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Hummer

Sorry, wrong thread.

My justice isn't needed here.

>>26733839
Kek

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>>26733377

>>26733819
>>26733827
>>26733839
Oh dear, is this perhaps a fresh new meme, hot off the presses? I've been in the investment business for more than fourteen hundreds years, so I know a good investment when I see it. I would like to get in on the ground floor of your meme, and I'm willing to invest four figures to do so, decimal point included! This meme looks like it's going places, like that one cat who plays the keyboard! My kids love it! He thinks he's people, it's great! That cat's dead now. But anyway, you should have an offer coming on the mail any day now, I know your address, I'm all-seeing, all-knowing, undieing, forever cursed to watch those I care about wither away, knowing how they would perish but unable to intervene, such is the punishment for those with the hubris to think they deserve to see through the eyes of God. I'll tell my assistant to stay at the phones for your call. Let's do lunch!

>>26733377
[muffled Be my Lover plays in the background]
Ms Zadir, I was standing on the other side of the nightclub, there was no possible way I could've grabbed your ass.

>>26733819
>>26733827
/o/, plz

>>26733505
Lie, always lie even in front of the evidence!

>>26733377
It was Lucy's idea.

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>>26733905
>>26733386
>"...I know your tricks, Dewey."

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>>26733377

>>26733377

>Implying that anyone would want to touch your narrow, bony ass.