A clappers true calling

>>26733120
>Clapper

>>26733120
>Human Rainbow has discovered the secret to having the best pussy ever
>Her's leading directly to a portal into pony Dash's cunt
>The sensation now known to scientists as the "God Pussy" ended up with every sports team member lining up outside her door
>Meanwhile, pony Dash doesn't understand why she feels like she's taking the D at random intervals of the day
>This is because she has no idea of the portal in her cunt leading to the fabled land of Hot Monkey Dicks
>She's a sopping mess in public constantly
>Eventually loses all shame as she starts screaming in pleasure in Ponyville town square, bucking her hips in the air as if being rutted by some unseen force
>How strange
Imagination is a hell of a thing.

Dash is so hot.

>>26733210
Said no one ever

>>26733120
>clappers

so americans?

couldnt have said it better myself

>>26733258
GOOOOD JEEEERB

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>>26733207
You I like.

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>>26733227
At least dash isn't pic related.

>>26734322
i absolutely love the fact that Satan himself decided it

>>26734322
trips don't lie.

>>26734322
>has a whole board free to herself
>a bad thing
And you have shitposts that actually get trashed.

That's called irony.

>>26734366
>/trash/

>>>/trash

>>/trash/

>>26734366
>it's a good thing that my waifu is queen of /trash/

That's a stretch even by rarifag standards.

so am I the only one who can't open images right now

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>>26734878
>rarifag
>standards

>>26733120
explain this retarded shit OP