Would you cook and eat a pony? What would it taste like?
Earth ponies are probably juicy and tender. Best grilled.
Pegasus ponies tastes like a fine turkey. Best cooked in a oven.
Unicorn are probably the finest meat. Best fried in a pan.
>>27598453
If you think the best anything is fried in a pan, you need to kill yourself or go beg /ck/ for forgiveness.
>>27598460
Are you an idiot?
>>27598462
Are you new here?
Would you date /mlp/-tan?
>>27568991
maybe
>>27568991
What would that date even be like?
>>27570275
Horrifically awkward
She embodies what inside all of us, not the horsies. So, grim melancholy and depression.
Why doesn't Hiro ever visit our little board?
Is heashamed?
>>27598436
Who cares, he's a faggot.
Spitfire looks great in that suit.
>>27598436
He said something about hating you and left
You get to have one and only one full night of passion with the pony of your choice. HOWEVER, before this happens Trixie will use her magic to temporarily shrink your penis so that its 3 inches when erect. This spell will last the whole night and cannot be reversed, even by another pony's magic.
Do you do it?
>>27598393
>I grew an inch
SCORE!
>>27598393
Sex with my waifu AND penis enlargement?
Where the fuck do I sign up?
>>27598393
>implying I can only use my penis to please my waifu
What a fag, OP.
So what the fuck does Fluttershy even do for a living? All her other friends are shown to have stable jobs, yet all Fluttershy does is stay in her house and take care of her animals.
Does she just collect unemployment checks and count that as her payday for her animal treatment?
she takes cares of the smelly animals
>>27568197
She's a hippie who lives in the woods and sustains herself. She don't need no gubbmint.
>>27568197
She's intodickcare: every day she goes visiting from house to house, lending her services topenisesin need of affections or just a good pat, and the government pays her for this.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash know you can do it. No matter how little faith you may have in yourself, they will always believe in you.
Will you do it for them?
>>27598075
Committing suicide? Ok.
>>27598075
No.I'll do it for her.
>>27598075
Yes. I will finally gather up the courage to pee on them like a wild animal.
Angel sure is enjoying that carrot.If you know what I mean
>>27598051
Well a carrot is a rabbit's favorite food, so yeah
>Angel will never lick your erect cock while sliding it in and out of Fluttershy
Life has no meaning
>Butterscotch and Discord will never cock vore Angel.
What is love?
> http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/rumour-possible-plot-point-for-future.html#disqus_thread
Are you fuckers ready?! Do you thik we'll see equestria's version of neckbeards?
>>27597972
Can someone translate this burrito talk, please?
>>27597972
Get this Chinese shit outta her boi
>>27597972
>what is inspect element
>it's in another language so it's automatically legit
Fucken offen, fagoli.
What if ponies see sex as something pretty common, but things like belly rubs and snuggles as something forbidden and nasty?
>>27597901
>>27597901
This thread will never take off
>>27597901
Sex is incredibly common, just not for the people posting here.
Remember, artist: When you draw porn, you get twice as much attentionfrom half as many people
>>27567606
Look like tumblr is alredy butthurt about that, after all, muffin catponies are quite popular there
https://derpiboo.ru/1169483
>>27567606
cat pron > horse porn
>>27567606
Same applies to drawing specific fetish art such as vore, expansion, hypnosis, etc. I know this from experience.
Fast! Post a pony or the world will explode!
Well I don't want that to happen now do I?
>>27596982
Okay
>Wake up in the morning
>Applebloom is still taking the gryphon dick
>>27596980
who dis
>>27596980
Stop calling yourself "Applebloom", Michelle. It's confusing.
>>27596980
Hey Black Gryphon how's that skype business going?
If you were to go to prom with a pony, which pony would it be?
Best pony and her squeals.
>>27596921
Pinkie Pie because she enjoys partying everywhere she goes.
>>27596921
>implying that anyone will say yes to me
Ponies in the (Hyper)cube. What happens? Who would you put in and who would make it back out?
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Nobody
Nobody deserves to be put in a movie that shitty
put Twilight in and everyone gets out quickly
if she can square root in memory 3 digit numbers on the fly then it shouldn't be a problem
Who here has heard this song? If not, I guarantee if you can sit through the entire thing you will agree that it is one of the best masterpieces this fandom has ever created. I tip my [Spoiler] (nonexistent) [Spoiler] fedora to all who helped create this wonderful piece of art. Here's the link for all who wish to listen:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vtBqTFsiLxM
>>27596892
>doesn't know how to spoilergo and stay go
>>27596903Oh I do it just didn't want to work this time, probably cos brackets
Inb4 this one failed and made me look like a pleb, kek
>>27596958didn't read lol