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>>27594596
i'm a male prostitute

>>27594596
Who wants to know?
And what's it to you?

>>27594596
I'm a prostitute nice work hours and the pay is good.

ok

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Fine with me, OP.

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gotcha.

>>27594498
>Accursed Executioner's Shield
AU Shining Armor gone mad and became Sombra 2.0

Keep it and hang on the wall.

>>27594498
i want to take care of these 3 defeated poners

>>27594498
>Armguard of the Royal Traveller
Did I just defeat one of the princesses?

>>27594214
The worst thing to come out of brony fandom.

>>27594254
Not even the 100th worst

>>27594264
Maybe you are right. Second worst after faggots like you.

>>27594188
You're asking /mlp/ to support a popular figure in the fandom. I don't know what you expect to happen.

>>27594188
Why would I sign something to help a leach?
All he has done is mooch off Hasbro's product. If anything he should be glad he isn't being sued for theft.

>>27594188
Petitions literally do nothing. It's the greatest form of slacktivism ever created.

>>27560683
vore

cock vore

>>27560683
>Garble
Into the trash it goes.

>>27560683
Given how Big Ember's dad is, once ember grows up to full size pretty much any dragon's dick will be like a hot dog being thrown down a hallway.

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>>27559599
(pic related, my noise cancelling muffs. they were $30 on amazon. ClearArmor 141001.)
So anyways, I go into my garage, dim the lights, and I start by putting my mask on, then earplugs, then muffs, and I lay down on my workout bench. I'm not sure if sitting will do the same, but laying down always works the best for what I do for preparation.

Now unlike regular daydreaming where I just imagine myself doing stupid shit, for my fantasies involving sensory deprivation, I take myself completely out of the world and surroundings. Depending on how much time you dedicate to this practice, you can get some pretty intense results.

I usually take about 30 minutes for the entire process, but two times I've given a full hour to leaving my surroundings, and it really made a difference.

Here's what I do for 30 minutes:
I focus on clearing my mind as much as possible, and slow my breathing to where I'm taking deep, but long breaths. People who have experience in meditation should find this very easy to do. People who don't would probably need to practice this step, as it is the most fundamental part of how vivid the daydream is.

Focus on relaxing your body completely into whatever you're laying on. Focus on tensing and untensing each of your body parts. Stretch out your feet and then relax them completely, releasing all tension in them, slowly working up to your head. You should be as relaxed as you can get.

You should be trying to clear your mind during the whole relaxation thing, but I've found it's best to make my body go slack first before doing the rest of the preparation.

I found really bad difficulty keeping my mind clear the first 10 or so times, but I found just counting my breaths works wonders. Nowadays I just count my breaths up to about 500 or so. By the time I hit 500 usually my mind is blank and I'm perfectly calm. The idea of it is to try to ignore and isolate yourself from your environment as well as you possibly can. Try not to fall asleep.

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>>27559603
(pic related, similar to the mask I bought at Walmart. Only mine has straps that lets you adjust how tight it is.)
By the time I've hit breath number 500, I've already completely relaxed and entered a strange state of consciousness. Now here is where you begin your escapist fantasy.

Imagine yourself standing in a beautiful, lush field with healthy green grass and rolling hills, with a nice blue sky overhead. Try to feel yourself in this setting. Feel the air gently caressing your skin and the warmth of the Sun overhead bearing down on you.

Depending on how well you did preparation, you should be getting some pretty good results already. Try to stay calm and focus though. This is easier said than done though as it's probably something you've never experienced before. This shit makes daydreaming alot like how watching a movie on a small screen pales in comparison to watching it on the big screen.

Now, once you feel you have the setting perfect, you can start building up the rest of it. I like to slowly start imagining thick trees, and then paths, and then the birds and animals. Then, I begin to walk down the path out of this place and find myself standing outside of Ponyville.

By the time this happens, I have completely left reality. It's pretty fucking amazing how vivid this shit can get.

So that's the end of my little tutorial, and now, I'm interested to see the results you guys get from the same methods. I based my methods off of the methods that are used to Astral Project(relaxing your body completely, clearing your mind, and then imagining yourself standing there watching your body sleep, or "rolling" out of your body). I believe Astral Projection is just an enhanced lucid dream of some sort though, and I think that is what this is.

So far, I've done some pretty fucking fun shit in these little escapist fantasy worlds. You can literally do anything you want in these types of fantasies, and it feels vivid as Hell. It's wonderful.

>>27559621
So that's all I got on HOW to do it. Give me your thoughts on this and let me know how it goes when you try it yourself.

Also, has anyone else attempted this before? For just $5 at Walmart, and about an hour you can literally escape to Equestria. If anyone wants, I can post some stories of the shit I've done.

Who knows? Maybe it was just luck. Maybe AJ didn't quite have the advantage of a favourable angle. It's a frigging cartoon.

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>>27594027
checkmate.

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>>27594027
My autistic headcanon is that RD is all about aesthetics and upper body strength while AJ has the thick thick thick buckin' thighs.

DEM THIGHS, FAMILY

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>>27593886
>reddit9k
>bee
But I hate those gay ass boards.

>on /v/ of all places
enjoy your server crash, Hiro

>>27593886
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>27593711
Not a pony but would definitely think of myself as Discord.

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>>27593711
Fluttershy, i too have crippling social anxiety. I can't even look people in the eyes and sometimes i talk too quiet and people have to ask what i said over and over.

>>27593749
Ouch... that must be hard, anon.

>>27593693
Your shitty prompt in the trash

>>27593693
They try and find what the alchemical componets of friendship is.

>in the first ep, they discover how to regain their bodies using Equestrian magic
>in the second ep, the anime is over

>>27593688
/mlh soon to be canon?

>>27593688
>Twilight gets starstruck over a Starswirl the Bearded costume
>Rainbow Dash hanging out with Daring Do
>Fluttershy being embarrassed buying weeb shit
>Rarity in a Cosplay contest
>Pinkie Pie in the food court 24/7 just pigging out
>Applejack runs her own vendor ans sale Apples and Apple accessories

>>27593688
Its probably just some background joke an the convention is about Daring Do or some shit.

Either way, it sound like some shit pandering episode made by Rapp or Dusedau.

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>You awaken to a large, brightly lit room.
>However, despite its size, there isn’t much space as most of the room is covered in large pieces of machinery and cables.
>Your first registered sounds are cheers coming from a number of ponies scattered about the area.
>One of them stands several feet in front of you with an extremely ecstatic expression upon her face.
>”All systems are returning green, Princess.”
>The mare in front of you turns and nods in approval as the rest of the ponies go back to checking whatever mechanism is closest to them.
>”I’m so glad this has finally happened! Can you hear me? You should be able to speak.”

>>27559062
ignore poner and examine self

>>27559062
Check surroundings, examine self.

>>27593545
I want to abuse a trixie.

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>>27593564
thanks anon

>>27593451
t. assblasted poorfag

I still relate to her as an artist

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>>27593451
As you can see fellow anons, here we have an example of a poorfag. He can easily be identified as such with his jealousy of those who can actually get a job and don't live their lives as NEETS.