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>>27565285

>>27565285
This isn't show related.

Modcucks, if you're not too busy fellating one another, please.

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This will be the highlight of your entire thread.

>>27565188
Literally who?

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Getting mad over a show for little girls.

>>27565489
>watching a show for little girls
faggot

Probably.

>>27565084
sure why not?

>>27565084
Fluttershy drinks tea, so why not?

>>27564851
She'll never get Soarin

>>27564851
Thank you for stating the obvious OP

>>27564881
>implying he hasn't had her sit on his muzzle after a long, hard, sweaty day of practice at least 4 times by now

>>27564729
Is he really trying to hit on Dash? Cause I'm not seeing it.

>>27564729
He really likes her, it seems.

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>>27564729
The fact that this is a possibility scares me in ways that I thought I never could be scared before.

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I like how that faggots dick thread gets instant replies and hilarious bait like this goes wanting.

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>>27564715
Fucking lel

>>27564715
>Everyday I get cucked by other men.
Well you sure do with that attitude of yours. Top bait.

>>27564496
Because their fans want it and they say so with their goy dollars.

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>>27564496
Gross.

>>27564507
obviously. Commission your art, not your boobs. Are there even any decent artists left?

>>27564436
>As he stood there, minutes began to pass by, and his nerves seemed to calm as he realized that Dash might not be home.
>Curiously, he snaked around to one of her windows and peaked in, taking care as to not be seen by her if she was inside.
>The inside of the castle looked even more amazing than the outside it seemed. It was pretty much as beautiful as a castle made of clouds could get.
>Inside, he heard very faint, very muffled voices.
>Dash was in there!
>He ran back around to the door and knocked again, this time his nerves being replaced by excitement that his potential mate inside.
>This time, he heard something screwing around inside, and he heard... Giggling?
>After a few minutes, he was getting ready to knock on the door again, when it finally opened.
>There before him stood Rainbow Dash, sporting a very faint blush and a ruffled mane.
>Upon seeing who it was, she immediately frowned, and Zephyr stared at her with his big dumb grin.
>"Uh... H-hey Rainbow Dash..."
>She stared at him with a look that, if looks could kill, would probably mortally wound him.

>>27564438
>She sighed, giving him a calm look. "What is it, Zephyr? I'm uh..." Her blush intensified slightly. "Kinda busy here..."
>"O-oh! Sorry Dashie, I won't be long." He failed to notice her visually recoiling at the word "Dashie" escaping his lips.
>He began to shake slightly, which Dash DID notice, and she rose a brow at him.
>"I was wondering..." He gulped once more. "If you would like t-to... Go out on a d-d-"
>"Hey Dashie?" He heard from behind her, cutting him off mid sentence, and she turned away from him to face an open doorway behind her.
>And from this door way came...
>What is that?
>Zephyr had never before seen a creature quite like it. It looked like one of those apes his sister talked fondly about a while back, only it was tall, walking upright, and it had only pants on... Very loose fitting pants.
>"What's going on? Everything alright?" He smiled at her as he stepped up next to her, and then noticed Zephyr standing there, looking like he was just hit by a truck.
>"Who's this?" He frowned.
>Zephyr was at a loss for words as Dash turned and they both stared at him, waiting for him to speak.
>"I... I uh..." He couldn't get a word out, and Dash, having been fed up with this ridiculous situation, finally stepped in.
>"Look Zephyr, I'm kinda busy here... Maybe we can catch up later?" She cracked a very awkward smile before quickly shutting the door close, the noise of which was followed by the sounds of latches being quickly put into the locked position.
>As he stood there, he heard more sounds from within, only extremely faint. Had he been moving, or made a single sound, he wouldn't have been able to hear them.
>"Now... Where were we?" He was able to make out, followed by very faint giggling from Dash.
>He bolted off the porch.

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Worst fetish.

>>27563868
Lace a book with poison on the pages and wait for Twilight to get a paper cut, she'll die of natural causes.

Snipe pink one first

>>27563868
Lure Sombra with Crystals somewhere secluded. Then you just- I don't know. Stab him.

>>27563062
Celestia's a great ruler isn't she?

>>27563062
It's like an old Jedi temple, anyone can just walk in and do whatever

>>27563128
And people wonder how they got BTFO so easily

>>27562862
>Roleplaying
Delete this.

>>27562902
>not wanting to please the delicious pegasus milf.

FLUTTERMOM IS TOO PURE.
FLUTTERDAD IS ALL SHE GETS

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Ist das ein Mem

¿es esto un meme?

>>27562727
Discord made it a meme.
DYEWTS?

the relentless wish for death to take us into its sweet embrace

Our cute... Small... eyes I guess?

penis

>>27561967
I really liked how being in a family of such pushovers forced her into a leadership role even though she hates it. Outside of the family she's the doormat, but inside the family she's queen of the doormats.

>>27562021
I actually thought it was a neat way to highlight her growth, since it gave the impression that in the past she'd been much more like her parents and just let things lie without rocking the boat. Since she's been growing a backbone the last few years though she was ready to take charge and whip her brother into shape.

>>27561967
dominant fluttershy is hot af

(2/6)
>She scowls at your defiance.
>"Anonymous if you don-."
>She takes an uncharacteristic pause.
>"What did you call me?"
"Sun Butt."
>"And why pry tell did you call me that?"
"Because there's a sun on your butt."
>Her scowl returns.
>"I order you to stop calling me that this instant."
>You simply shake your head.
"No can do Sun Butt."
>You plainly see that you're agitating her.
>And this gives you an idea.
>"I swear Anonymous if you don't stop calling me that I-."
"You'll do what kill me?"
>A big ass grin forms on your face.
"You want info on Discord correct."
She tones down the anger for now and nods.
"Well then it looks like I'm calling you Sun Butt from now on."
>She stares blankly at you.
>"You that there are other forms of pain I can inflicted on you."
"Why yes there are, but I'm still gunna call you Sun Butt.
>Her mane flares into a solar flare.
>You stretch your arms wide.
"Come at me Sun Butt!"
>Her mane fizzles out.
>She turns to the two guards in the room.
>"He is not to leave this room, understand me!"
>The two just salute.
>Celestia stomps her way out of the room.
"Alright talk to you later Sun Butt."
>She slams the door loudly.
>You look at the two guards, before spawning a deck of cards in your hand.
"Who wants to Texas Holdem."

(3/6)
>You are Princess Celestia
>As you wait for your sister to arrive, you sit on your throne wondering what to do with the insufferable human.
>"I must protect everypony from this madness. But..."
>You've recently received the reports handed to you by your interrogators but you start to wonder if any of these are accurate, or even true.
>One of the reports was particularly peculiar as it seemingly said that the world revolves around the sun and rotates around itself to cause night and day.
>You start to believe that this strange creature is playing your little ponies for fools.
"We apologize for not coming sooner, dear sister?"
>You watch Luna approach the dais with a strange look in her eyes.
>"I thank you for coming, Luna. Have you learned anything new about his plans?"
>She hesitates a little
"We took your advice, and started to more carefully discern the information we received from his subconscious. As you said, many of the projections we saw were innacurate and improbable at best."
>You underestimated him, that much was true. But he underestimated you as well. And now you are closer to discovering the truth
>"And? What did you learn?"
>She closed her eyes for a moment and then stared blankly upward.
"We attempted to delve further into his psyche. Passing the veil of his mind so to speak. And what we found was... different."
>"Different?"
"Yes. We saw a strange city suspended in the middle of what we could only discern to be the oblivion. The city had many structures distinguishable only by what appeared to be letters set atop of each one."
>This is the first time you've heard this. From Luna or from your inquisitors.
"We explored the city, and found that it was barren but the streets were seemingly alive and well kept. The only signs of life therein were the voices that emanated from each structure. We attempted to investigate the structures and discovered that each one was devoted to a particular aspect of study.

(4/6)
"For a time, our search of many of the structures looked dire as many of the voices spoke in terms we could not understand. Truthfully, we thought to concede, until..."
>"Until?"
"We... heard a name spoken through one of the structures."
>"Name? Whose name? Was it Discord?"
"Nay. It was my own... one thought we had gone mad from the search, but the voice called out more clearly the closer we followed it. Though what followed surprised me further."
>You start to wonder if this 'city' was something close to Anonymous' home, or at least where his secrets were hidden.
>"What happened, Luna?"
"We started hearing other names. Familiar names. Your's, your favoured student's, the names of her friends... and our enemies."
>"So..."
"For true, I had found what we had sought for."
>You breathe a sigh of relief at what you heard, and now start to hope to start to make headway on finding out Discord's plans.
"But... w-we could not believe what we saw."
>"What's wrong? What did you see?"
"We saw... depraved acts committed on what appeared to be our person and many others. And the voices regaled on heinous intentions they would commit upon our citizenry. Molestation being but the most common among them."
>You could see that the experience took a toll on Luna, who was now on the verge of tears.
>Knowing that Anonymous was essentially an agent of chaos, it did not surprise you to hear what Luna mentioned.
>"But did you find anything, sister? About Discord?"
>Luna shook her head and steeled herself, trying to recall the events.
"We attempted to commune with the voices, and inquire to the location of our great foe. Yet for all our efforts, I was met with dismissive responses that doomed upon me, a strange title. They called it Newfag?