What's the best way to break Rainbow's spirit?
>>27566878
Break her wings and legs permanently and steal all her Daring Do books. She'll be bed ridden forever, and so long as her friends never visit, she'll break in no time.
>>27566878
Just tease her about being girly, and that neets are the only guys who hit on her.
She'd kill herself within a week.
>>27566878
Tie her down and boop her mercilessly. Then unrestraine her and send her to bed without dessert
>>27566763
I don't think you will, old sport
>>27566851
I've gotta stop her!
20 minutes into ponyxanon fanfics with your best pone and she gives you this look.
what do?
>>27566564
I'd give you an answer if I could find decent, completed anon and Trixie fic
>>27566570
>anon and trixie fic
i'm shit and writing fanfics, but I could write a trixiexanon fic if you want?
>Rape
>or Get Raped
>Either way someone is getting raped
>"Hey Anon look at me"
>"It's me Pinkie Pie"
>"YOUR FRIEND!"
>>27566548
What do you want, pink pone?
literally who?
>>27566548
Pinkie you aren't real, you are a cartoon horse, you can't possibly be my friend.
If ponies started crossing over into our dimension in huge numbers, do you think it would eventually become socially acceptable to date them?
>>27566119
It could just be one pony, and it would be as acceptable as any other non-illegal fetish.
The problem with zoophilia is that animals can't consent/aren't seen as having personalities. If you have a horse that can explicitly consent in line with an explicit personality, there's no rational reason why it would be wrong for you to date them.
>>27566119
>implying socialnorms would keep me away from my waifu
>picrelated
>>27566119
>Implying they would choose a loser like you instead of pristigious people like Leonardo di Caprio or Ben Affleck. Ponies only deserve the best.
Who else /hypocrite/ here?
I think most of us agree that Zephyr got what was coming to him, he had to learn his lesson the hard way.
But consider for a moment if it wasn't Zephyr, but Flutter butter(Or if Zephyr simply had been female and waifu material, *cough* Moondancer *cough*) who suddenly turned neet and had no intention of finding a job, would you throw her out, like, ever? I know I wouldn't.
>>27566065
I thought Fluttershy was being fisted.
>>27566065
Moondancer has her own house and she studies. The stuff about her being NEET is a meme.
>>27566075
I know, I just mentioned her because she has that distinct neet look.
Three months of Winter coolness, and awesome holidays!
>>27566029
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>27566029
i want to rape the fluttershy
>>27566029
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
How would you convince Trixie to go on a date with you?
>>27565942
Tell her I know about her futa. And that she's a common cock vorer.
If I fail I become one with her cum.
Win win for me.
>>27565942
Bribe her with crackers ofc.
How would you react if Zephyr Dash became a canon ship in the show?
>>27565935
Would hope for Zeph to become a likeable character Dash deserves
It's alright.
I feel like tomboyish RD need a romantic wimp for bf.
It's not great, but it's better than Soarin or any other cuck.
Her being a lesbian for FS or AJ would be perfect, actually.
>>27565949
I don't know if it's just the closest of friendship or more, but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are already very very close.
And that's exactly what they needs giving the characters traits they have.
The last episode is making me wonder if they live together now?
I mean she is even brooming the kitchen in one scene.
That's not usually something you do in a friend's house.
She is also here so often than any important impromptu scenes takes place when she is here.
So they really are together all the time!
This episode must be a dream come true for fluttershy x rainbow dash shippers...
drawfag
I'm not very good.
But I'm bored and I drew RD. u want colour? u want me to draw other pony as people 'cos i can't draw a pony for the fucking life of me. plz commissions
Could you draw Fluttershy choke-holding a child?
>>27565921
draw Zephyr cock voring Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
>>27565953
this, but remove the cock voring
>favorite pone
>last song you listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjw_8RpoNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1YYou feel your Past Sins crawling up your back.
http://youtu.be/mPD2vEbYyAE
Ok then
>>27565901
>Nyx
>Undertaleyou feel like you're going to have a bad time.
Day after day of browsing this board, I see nothing but people complaining about the quality of this board or that it's dying.
I'd legitimately like to know why you still come here everyday if it upsets you so much.
And don't give me that THE RIDE NEVER ENDS bullshit, actually give me your reasons.
Nobody is making you browse /mlp/ but yourself.
>>27565776
They are just being stupid to entertain themselves.
>>27565776
Because you might as well tell us to commit suicide. We hate our lives because of who we are: dumb, lazy, talentless autists.
To stop browsing /mlp/ is to kill us.
But if you'd like to suggest some get rich easy schemes to somewhat turn our lives around then please post crowdfund sites everyday. >>>/biz/.
After we get rich we can also completely realize how much our autism ruins everything and then we can kill ourselves after we donate the money to some people who are capable of using money for happiness.
>>27565776
>I see nothing but people complaining about the quality of this board
You might want to review your filters, anon.
Never. Rainbow Dash killed them to pay for her drug habits.
>>27565746
as soon as we meet hers
>>27565746
We met her dad already.
Wh-what is that she's cleaning?
>>27565660
paper, only paper
Discord's lunch
>>27565679
why is it where Zeph was sleeping??
Seriously, wing ears.
>>27565452
By the thumbnail they all look female with daddyshy's mustache as teeth
>>27565452
>flutteroppai is still a thing
I thought this meme died