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I think we can all agree that she was hot...
>>27602033
Nah
>>27602033
Isn't it obvious?
>>27602070
Are you homosexual?
She was hotter as "Rara"
Also fuck them for making a characters canon nickname "Rara" knowing damn well that's Rarity's fan nickname...you know some of those fuckers lurk here, they knew damn well
>Be me
>Be watching South Park on TV
>Commercials come on
>I'm barely paying attention
>A particular matress commercial shows, it's got animals and shit, it's kind of trippy and weird
>Something catches my eye
"I know I didn't just see that."
>Scramble for the remote, but it's nowhere to be found
>Can't rewind the DVR
>Hastily get on my computer and google, looking for the company
>Find it
>Google the advertisement
>Find and watch it
>See Pic Related
>Die a little inside
Is this how society sees us? What even is this supposed to say? I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or cringe into next week. Someone explain this faggotry now, please.
>>27573846
>its actually legit
oh god...
>>27573846
I remember seeing this shit on the subway, they actually have one for furfags as well.
>>27573846
>>27574068
Links?
What emotion is this face trying to convey?
>>27573343
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>27573343
>"is this NEET serious??"
>>27573343
>mfw he wants to cum inside me
Get out pia-sama edition
Stories:
http://pastebin.com/PsJ6yJ29
>>27572107
>You know you would be lying if you say you didn’t know what she was talking about.
>But you got to play the part.
“What is it Rarity?”
>She forms a smirk in response.
>”Oh don’t play innocent now.”
>”You’ve been taking every chance you got to stare at me since I walk through the front door.”
>Were you really that obvious?
>”And not only that.”
>She grabs the pillow, and removes it from your legs.
>With nothing to hide it, your penis is laid bare for all to see.
http://i.imgur.com/uaivRTX.png
Just as stated in the other thread she actually did a scene based on the greentext, she might do a couple more.
>>27572432
Wow she actually did read it. Now I have another thing on my list of things that I thought would never happen when I started writefagging.
>And for my next trick...
You get a decent camera?
kill it
>>27601619
Sunset Shimmer will appear and Hijack the thread!
Which one looked cutest in her pajamas?
>>27601318
RD looks the comfiest with the t-shirt
>>27601318
AJ with the mothafucking onesie
>>27601318
spike. he has the same pajamas i do.
What do you think the reason is that Hasbro really stepped up with their toys in the recent months? What with GoH coming up and the minis, it's kind of impressive. Why do you think they did these, I don't want to think they're only trying to get brony money.
>>27601246
Just simple business, improve a product and people will be more likely to buy it. Investing in your biggest selling point is just a good idea.
>>27601246
Trying to put it back in the public's eye as a big thing before the 2017 movie.
I'm not into toys so i don't care but still bothers me that it took them like 5 years or more to come up with this. I mean, you have people wearing suits whos only job is to think how to milk money from the audience of their shows and they are this slow?
Which pony do you think would be most into femdom?
>>27601221
>femdom
>>27601221
Starlight, I'd spread my cheeks for her Communist movement
Twilight, her deep need and desire to have everything juuuuust right would drive her to be a dom so she could have complete control over the stuation.
It's Fluttershy's Fault I'm Not Popular Edition
Horsefucker Radio is back in five minutes! Tune in here!
http://fracturedfrequencies.com/
(Click the giant fucking Tune In button on the center of the page)
Tonight I'll be spinning horse music, horrible dubstep and YOUR requests starting at 7:05PM and ending at 11:05PM CST! To request a song simply post the YOUTUBE or SOUNDCLOUD link in the thread below! Requests don't have to be pony-related, but for every non-MLP requestDave Rapp gets to write another episode
>>27571601
Love you Wootmaster <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ44_sQYrHs
Welcome back
>>27571601
>Shifts change at work due to promotion
>For the first time ever, I can be awake for the TEMPO radio show
This makes me happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
Look like Soarin have a new rival
>>27571549
I haven't watched the newest Dash episode, so I might be missing out, but from what I've seen, there is no reason to think she likes Soarin in a romantic way.
No please
>>27571549
Heh. "cute". *rips out your throat*
You know my favorite thing about my waifu?
She's Kind, Caring, Compassionate, Friendly, Loyal, Smart, Beautiful, Amazing, and finallyNotReal
How about you /mlp/?
>>27601181
thats not one thing. learn math you fucking faggot. twilight would piss on your grave.
>>27601191
Then it's a good thingShe doesn't really exist
I don't have a waifu. I like all the mares though, they all embody something good in the world.
Discord thread? Discord thread.
It'd be fun to see an episode where he's palling around with other cosmic entities and they get carried away with their good-times.
I'd like to think the Smooze is one such entity and Discord only brought a very minuscule piece of the Smooze's whole body with him.
A giant blob immune to even alicorn magic seems like it could run with the big boys.
>>27601345
I wouldn't mind getting a backstory for discord.
>>27601460
He's an asshole. His super power is being an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DMZtVatHUg
>"Oh Anon, there you are, thank goodness, I have a dinner party at 7 tonight and I have almost nothing prepared!"
"Have no fear ma'am, I have some dishes already made up. Baked Alaskan Salmon, Lasagna Hors d'oeuvres, Shrimp Alfredo."
>"Oh my, so you've come prepared."
>You begin putting the dishes away in her fridge.
"In the restaurant business you have to move fast."
>Rarity's voice seems to quaver as she says,
>"M-move fast?"
"Customers want excellent clean service, and they want it with a smile."
>Rarity coughs.
>You turn around.
"Are you ok ma'am?"
>"Please dear, call me Rarity. And t-that service you mentioned.."
>Her face has gone red, she notices you looking at her as she turns away.
>"T-tell me about those Hors d'oeuvres again?"
"Bite sized little lasagna bits with special homemade sauce."
>"S-sauce?"
"Yes, I don't use Ragu or Prego, this is 100 percent homemade."
>"H-homemade sauce you say? I-it sounds wonderful, you'll have to give me the recipe sometime. I'm not really the best cook, well, I'm better than my sister but-"
"That's ok, I can show you how to make the best sauce you can possibly imagine."
>"W-will that cost me extra?"
>You look her in the eyes with a warm grin on your face.
"No Rarity, I'll do it for free."
>And then Anon taught Rarity how to make homemade tomato sauce and nothing sexual happened
>>27600870
And then she Friendzone'd Anon and fucked some other dude.
He treated her like shit so she came back to cry on Anon's shoulder...but still gave him no ass.
70 years later, Anon died a virgin.
>>27600933
he got dubs so you know it's true
Alright /mlp/, what all are you listening to tonight?
This includes albums as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqZ3PGbczEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNLV0tapv4
Oblivion's overworld themes are comfy af.
>>27600743
Time to kill this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IclPBxsRSk
>>27600866
Why would you want to kill this thread. All we want is to share in good music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0
ITT: Characters who are literally you.
Fluttershy's Brother
Fluttershy's Brother
>>27600725
>inb4 zoot suit daffy duck