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Post Zephyrs, write stories and discuss gentle breeze pone


A lot of anon's already posted some very fun ideas for Zephyr stories, so here are a select few that I found pretty good:

>Rainbow Dash is once again disgusted by Zephyr's creepy approaches and makes it clear she's not coming back,(The Shy's place, Flutter's place, whatever) but she keeps coming back anyways because no one else dares talk to her like that, let alone hit on her.

>Anon and Zephyr want to cum inside Rainbow Dash,(Anon and Zephyr could be rivals or work together) but they are both massive failures at existing and hilarity ensues.

>Celestia is(For whatever reason) very fond of Zephyr and appoints him as Twilight's substitute while she is away on an important mission. Now Zephyr is in charge of Ponyville and he has quite a few ideas on how to "improve" things around there.

Some anon in one of the tissue threads also wrote a lewd incest green already, link: pastebin.com/rLembfgT

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>Wake up in the morning
>I still love my waifu

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Can I have a Pinkie thread please?

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Which one of these ponies would get pregnant first?

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Time for a game

Lets play!
You will be reborn in Equestria with a new body of your choosing but you can only pick one random draw.

Pretty boy:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=bishotron
(First description is you)

Magic knight/magical boy:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicalknight
(First description is you)

Evil wizard:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=villain
(First description is you)

Random character:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=charscramble
(First description is you)

Or Pony:
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony
(Free choice from your selected generation)

What will you do in Equestria with your new body?

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Was it suicide?

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>Tfw trying to get back into MLP after all these years
>Go on youtube
>Look up "MLP season 1" because you've forgot the whole jist of the show
>Click the first episode
>Blocked by B(itch)_Viacom
>"copyright"
>Try watching other episodes
>"copyright"
>Silently cry
>Try surfing the web for full episodes
>Only find blind commentaries
>Try to look for MLP episodes on TV
>NONE
>Look at hubnetwork
>Realize what you are doing
>Tfw you realize you'll probably never get to see my fave pones again

Well shit. That screwed me over so bad.

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Ok they're here. R8 my Galacon t-shirts. You're the ones who made them

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Seriously. First, this guy writes a great and relatable episode about joining a sports/military team and a half of the board goes butthurt because they can't comprehend a crystally clear message of a lil' girls cartoon, as shut-ins like them never had that experience in their life.

Now he had wrote a "Being a useless NEET is not adequate behavior, and your relatives aren't pleased with that": the episode.
And yet again, half (well, a bit less this time around) of the board of shut-ins can't comprehend the message and are triggered and offended by the mere thought of their lifestyle not being a gift to the people surrounding them.

It's just too good. I get awesome episodes and genuine clownery simultaneously.

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Why did no one just talk Rarity out of entering the competition?

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You have 10 seconds to explain why it's okay to kick people into homelessness for not working.

Protip: you literally can't, which is why every NEET character in these kinds of episodes has to be a massive asshole. If Zephyr wasn't such a douchebag, was considerate and grateful for his parent's generosity, Fluttershy would look like a fucking sociopath.

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>ignore the established character personalities
>ignore the background stories and motivations of everyone
>in fact, just ignore completely the general tone of the show and act like the show you're writing for is your own show
>make something cringeworthy the central topic of the episode, so you can pretend that the only reason someone could dislike your episode is because he "can't take some banter"/"is a neet freeloader"/whatever
>enjoy your episode being praised by people who (likely only) liked it because "the amount of butthurt"
>???
>profit

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Let's have a cute thread

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Can we have an edgehorse thread?

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It turns out that some people liked the assertive fluttershy that was presented to us today.

I didn't. It broke my delusions of my beautiful waifu. I'm seriously stressing out about this shit. Any other delusional flutterfags here feel the same?