so...you can finally bring your favourite pony/waifu in our world. but, you have to choose under what guise, we have a mental picture of our favourite ponies based on how the various artists drew them, so, what style of which artist you want your pony to appear in our world? I would choose twilight of ncmares
>pic related
Twi by megasweet desu
but can talk
>>27586459
Creepy af
Come on, bring on in the feels
>>27551049
Okay
*touches you all over*
You like that don't you?
>>27551049
Fuck friends. I can help myself. People are ignorant and if they try to stop what I do I will fuck you up motherfucker I don't care who you are where you live and how you got my ip I WILL FUCK YOU UP I HAVE NO FRIENDS I WAS AUTISTIC I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOT FRIENDS AND FUCKING MICROSOFT WINDOWS 10 I HOPE THE OWNER OF WINDOWS 10 GETS FUCKING ASSASSINATED I FUCKING HATE AMERICA I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
"Hey Twilight watcha got there?"
>"Hey Anon, I got really bored while you were away at work today, so I found this thing, I think it's called an 'Oh-wee-jah' board."
"It's pronounced Wee-ja, and yeah what about it?"
>"Well, I just had no idea humans were capable of such magic. The board seems just like every other board game I've seen so far. But somehow the instructions are talking about talking to spirits who've passed on."
>You smiled bemused at the situation.
"What happened next?"
>"I tried moving the little glass circle thingy around and well.."
"And?"
>"I didn't get a response."
"Well that's typically how these things go."
>"Anon is it.. Normal for people to hear voices in your world?"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"I'm sorry Twilight, but even in the human world hearing voices isn't normal."
>"I see.."
"Are you ok?"
>"I'm scared. I've been hearing voices calling out to me. I've tried to forget about it, but I just can't get the voices to go away!"
"Are you serious?"
>"M-maybe I did it wrong! Maybe I just wasn't using it correctly, here!"
>She shoves the board against your chest.
>"Help me figure out how it works so I can get the voices to go away!"
What will you do?
>>27551024
Jesus, Twilight I told you that if you ever mess with dark forces always make sure you have a Jackie Chan tulpa to protect yourself.
>>27551024
try my hardest to find a solution and eventually fail, only being able to provide consolation to the ever maddening twilight
>>27551024
Sorry Twigs, but those voices are coming from an and unspeakable, ancient and antediluvian evil.
You're on your own.
I want to cum inside inflatable dash.
>>27549624
You already made this thread
>>27549629
>/mlp/ is one persion
>>27549624
You lack ambition.
I want to inflate inflatable dash by cuming in her.
I got the idea for this Starlight Glimmer take-off of Humility, and I really like it. I like the flavor of her staying "more equal than others."
>>27549605
That's pretty badass
>>27549605
It needs something like "Protection from creatures with no abilities" or something.
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I don't know what the first post should be, so have a sexy Celly
>>27586423
>Sexy
>Celestia
Pick one. Would hit a fat ass; would not hit an ass with fat folds that's collapsing in on itself
>>27586446
do u even praise the sun, bro?
Let's see how patrician this board is.
JOINTS
1. Inside Man (Lee, 2006)
2. Tpaнcфopмepы 3: Tёмнaя cтopoнa Лyны (Bay, 2011)
3. Zaat (Barton, 1971)
4. Los Cuatro Fantásticos (Trank, 2015)
5. Casablanca (Curtiz, 1942)
FLICKS
1. The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. Pulp Fiction (Tarantino, 1994)
3. Mauvais Garçons (Bay, 1995)
4. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
5. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppala, 1990)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
4. American Graffiti (Lucas, 1973)
5. In the Name of the King (Boll, 2007)
FILMS
1. 建国大业 (Huang & Han, 2009)
2. Apocalypse Now (F. Coppala, 1979)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)
CINÉMA
1. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (Leone, 1966)
2. Bee Movie (Smith & Hickner, 2007)
3. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
4. तीन बेवकूफ (Hirani, 2009)
5. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
KINO
1. Mondo Acquatico (Costner & Reynolds, 1995)
2. Herz aus Glas (Herzog, 1976)
3. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Kubrick, 1968)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'Ascension du Cheveliar Noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. Drive (Refn, 2011)
4. Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (Vertov, 1929)
5. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (Luis Buñel, 1929)
>>27586045
You jerk off in front of a mirror, don't you?
>>27586019
1. Evil Dead 2
2. Princess Bride
3. The Matrix
4. Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyanand proud of it.
5. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
I Don't Know If There Are Previous Editions Edition
So pretend for a moment we're all regular people having a weekend BBQ. You've collected your food, we've cracked the beers (soda for the underage faggots) and I've asked the question; "So anon, how's your waifu?
perfect
>>27585995
My Twi seems to be getting cuter as time goes on. She's so neurotic at times and she's still so unsure of herself even though she excels at everything she does. Just love this fucking pony.
>>27585995
You know goddamn well how, Bob, SINCE I CAUGHT YOU FAPPING TO HER!
I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING BROS!
Hmmm I wonder if there are any hidden messages for the brony fandom
>>27585705
Nearly every episodes of MLP have a moral.
This time it was, "get a job", don't be a NEET.
Also: don't give up too soon, fear of failure, etc...
But yeah, it does seems that they got their inspiration from the most autistic part of our fandom. No proof, but it sure does have a lot of similarities.
And they clearly had a lot of fun with sexual innuendos all around this episode.
>>27585705
No. If anything, the NEET thing yeah...but his personality is nothing like the stereotype of the brony. He's an extroverted over confident hipster sporting a manbun, not a fanfic writing introverted fedora wearing schlep
It's a stretch to say that NEET only applies to bronies, it's something American culture is dealing with as a whole as jobs are sparse and there are lots of kids who never learned how to live on their own without training and thus lack the confidence to try anything new
He is more a parody of what people like to call "millennials" then he is a "brony"
>>27585754
>and thus lack the confidence to try anything new
Lack the confidence to keep working at something new until they succeed, I should say.
is there actually a female on earth whose voice is naturally as raspy and kawaii as Rainbow Dash's or is it just another cruel layer on pones being too cute for this world?
Rainbow's voice is annoying as fuck, she sounds like a boy going through puberty
>>27585709
Yeah that's the beauty of it.
She is like a little colt trapped in a mare body.
>>27585686
>>27585735
>kawaii
>little colt trapped in a mare body
Disgusting. Please kill yourself, both of you. And delete this thread.
Anyone ever notice how Celestia and Luna are the princesses of celestial bodies and Twilight and Cadance are of virtues or emotions? Does this mean something? Or is it just a coincidence?
I can';t believe I have to share this Ethiopian competitive-eating imageboard with people who unironically ask this.
Twilight And Candyass are the Princesses of Marketing. Nothing more.
>>27585463
Celestia and Luna are really the only princesses of Equestria. Cadance is just a diplomat they appointed to oversee the Chrystal Empire when it reemerged and Twilight is one of Celestia's understudies.
They are all princesses of mastering magic, essentially...
Only Celestia and Luna represent the magic needed specifically to raise the sun and moon, only Cadence specifically has the magic of....love? Right? And Twilight specifically the magic of friendship
These things are all essential to life in Equestria, it's not a coincidence it's just that their world works differently than ours since it's MAGIC
The Great and Powerful Twerkxie demands butt rubs!
You mean THESE DUBS Trix?
>>27585328
>The Great and Powerful Twerkxie demands dubs!
Okay, as you wish.
Objectively speaking, is there anything wrong with having an oc waifu?
>>27585327
More concentrated autism than anyone could possibly think of?
>>27585327
No.
>>27585327
no if
-it has nice colors who don't fight against each other
-it's not dark and edgy or crawling in my skin, or has a overly dramatic backstory
-it's not a self insertion of someone else.
Which pones do you think still have their virginity
Which are confirmed don't
This 2, in my headcanon AJ have 29 years old, and still virgin
I dunno, I'm pretty sure they all are. Equestria is a complete paradise, and absolutely none of the mares look promiscuous, so I have a hard time believing it. All ponies are cute and innocent, none of them are sluts.
>>27586296
>paradise
>keeping virginity
pick one.
Pinkie Pie is fine as hell, the voice of an angel with a sense of humor, that voluptuous mane and tail....good grief, dreamy blue sky eyes and a perfect color coat/hair...pink complimenting pink, nothing too busy but just right, so femanine yet at the same time not limtited to femininity, just perfect. Breath probably smells heavenly, even her cutie mark perfectly compliments her amazing rear
Pinkie Pie is Equestria's greatest babe
>>27585129
>Pinkie Pie is Equestria's greatest babe
That's not how you spell rainbow dash
>>27585140
I want Zephyr Breeze to leave.
>>27585129
For the desperate like you.