daily reminder that 3d women are disgusting degenerates and that ponies are perfection
+1
Seconded.
daily reminder that 2d pastel mares are disgusting creatures and that feet are better than hooves
It's my birthday today and I'm alone as usual. Can we have a cute Fluttershy thread?
>>28634197
>>28634194
Happy birthday OP, have a cupcake.
>"Anonymous, on multiple accounts of murder and other unspeakable heinous crimes, I sentence you to be hung from the neck until dead
>The words ring in your ears as you look out upon the vast crowd spectating your imminent execution
>"By Equestrian law, we allow you to have a maximum of five minutes to speak your final words."
>You ponder your next words carefully
What do you say?
>rape raop
>>28634099
Id bring up the past cases of Starlight and Sunset.
Both have done life sentence/death penalty level crap but they got a second chance. I should too.
>>28634099
I proceed to sing https://youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8 for everyone in attendance.
You are given the option to get off the ride forever. In exchange, your penis would grow an extra inch in length and width and the fluid volume and force of your cumshots would double. A femanon taking this offer would squirt more and her clit would swell up to twice its size. Would you take this offer?
>>28634056
No I love this ride I would not leave
>>28634056
Can't I just instead have a button that kills dumbass op's when pressed?
>giving up your waifu
>ever
Oldfag here
Haven't watched mlp since s3or was it s4? Don't remember, it was when that giant Minotaur guy from g1 came back
What have I missed? what season are we on?
Are there any new characters outside of the main 6?
also who the fuck is pic related?
>>28634014
>Pic related
A girl who had a terminal illness wished to have her OC in the show.
You stopped watching at s4. So you only have 2 seasons worth of catching up to do. Which isn't much compared to what I had to do back in August.
A couple of new characters. But I ain't gonna take the time to explain, just go watch the show because it's gotten good.
>>28634014
I know this is bait but fuck you, he's a centaur, not a minotaur.
>>28634047
>begins to remember hind legs
Holy shit I feel like a dumbass now
anarcho-/mlp/ism thread?
>>28634011
Just to get the ball rolling
This had the potential to be a new spicy meme but you shitted it up.
>"I don't get it. What do you mean you don't like hugs, Anon?"
>>28633752
WHOEVER SAID BULLSHIT THIS I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU AND HUG YOUR ASSHOLE.
>>28633752
Im allergic, seriously, ill fucking die if you try it Ponks.
>>28633779
You'll die you say? Hmm...
Why are they so perfect?
>>28633642
>>28633642
>inb4 because they're not real
>>28633694
/thread
>Purple Smart just bought some new books and wants you to read them to her.
>You're illiterate and there doesn't seem to be any pictures.
>Twilight hasn't read them yet.
What do you read to her?
>>28633613
Why am I reading them to her? Shes the bookhorse. Wouldn't she be wanting to read them to me?
>>28633613
I tell her to fuck off and kill herself.
>>28633613
why am i illiterate?
Why do you virgin neckbeards keep calling her a whore? She's a fucking goddess - generous, kind, classy, and sexy as hell. She could wear a burlap sack and make it look good. I'd pay every cent I have just to touch her butt once but she wouldn't accept because SHE IS NOT A WHORE, SHE OWNS HER OWN SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MAKING CLOTHES.
>>28633494
>Damage controlling before any damage has actually happened
>28633494(faggot)
Nice meme, but you're not getting any of my (you)'s
>rarafags
Marble Pie is cute
>>28633344
Dubs speaketh the trutheth.
>>28633344
I keep forgetting that shes in one of the only canon ships.
>>28633370
>shipping
it was once a dream. together we will try to make him take shape into a project it will be possible to realized irl.
>you are henceforth the king / queen of the world. Your project is to create Equestria.
the first question is, where do we?
>>28633137
Probably somewhere the west coast of the US
>>28633137
An innacessible island, somewhere between Australia and Chile
>>28633137
Syria.
>Let's redeem her
>Rush it, undermining her established character and giving her character whiplash the likes of which I've never seen
>Now she's redeemed, we have no further use for her
>She never gets an episode again
Fuck everything. I literally want to drop an atom bomb on whoever thought redeeming of her in a single non-2-part and never using her again was acceptable.
this was a five year anniversary
i though it was a nice gift to take the blandest character from the show and actually give her some inner conflict
well CMC getting their butt tattoos was cool too
>>28633120
I don't get the whole "redeeming/reforming" thing. Tiara's was rushed as you said, Starlight's came out of nowhere and didn't seem sincere, and Discord wasn't really evil to begin with.
>>28633155
It would have been good if it was done properly (you cannot tell a story like that satisfactorily in 22 minutes) and she wasn't written off with it, but it wasn't and she was.
What happened to this?
bump, i'm interested
Seventh, what have you done?
Bump, we need to know
What does that Wrinkle mean?
Old tired?
>>28632957
Probably his eye sockets constantly flapping from flying too fast without eye protection. Either that or they're implying that he's getting older -- too old to go after a young mare like Rainbow Dash. Soarindashfags btfo.
>>28632957
Probably old, although his voice doesn't give the impression of being old
>>28632976
>Dashfag trying to damage control when no actual damage has happened