This makes me feel funny in the pants.WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
>>28630813
Puberty
>>28630813
your iphone is still working, fag
>>28630813
>Implied to be a black woman, so she has a dark brown coat.
They really should NOT do that.
>tfw even if you were magically transported to equestria, you wouldn't be able to enjoy it
>tfw you would be understimulated without modern technology
>tfw you wouldn't be able to put in an honest day's work in their type of economy
>tfw your sense of entertainment would be much too violent/crude to ever exist in Equestria and you'd have to choose to be extremely bored so you would not be evil by their standards
>tfw you would be uncomfortable around genuinely happy creatures
>>28630732
Speak for yourself faggot.
I know woodworking and metal working
>>28630787
By "you", I meant me.
>tfw can't do basic and simple tasks without mommy to help me.
>tfw 26
>tfw if I got transported to Equestria I'd be unable to function on my own.
You're about to see Spike be sodomized by some pony who isn't Rarity, what do you do!?
>Rape
>>28630717
Help.
The pony sodomizing them I mean
Beat her ass and
>Rape
Yeah. You remember that game called Call of Duty World At War? Then Black Ops? and 2? and 3?
Who is who and what happens when the zombie hordes are released upon Equestria?
>>28630610
No.
>>28630610
I was there for the draw thread this shit started on...no...I like zombies a lot but no
Somethings don't mix my dood
FLUTTERSHY IS NOT FUCKING PREGNANT YOU FUCKING FUCKS
I don't know anon, the evidence is overwhelming
Don't worry anon, you can still be her submissive little sissy boytoy.
>>28630566
stay mad fluttercuck
What did he mean by this?
>>28630502
Twilight is sitting on his action figures, triggering his autism. She smiles and waggles her haunches, crushing them further.
>>28630502
Spike did something bad, so Twilight ripped his testicles out of his stomach and is now crushing them with her magic.
>>28630502I like the Changeling one more.
I want to rape her little nygger pussy.
Back to formula?!
>>28630450
welcome to the club
>>28630450
I just want you to fucking die
I want to kill you myself
Holy shit this really is becoming an obsession of mine
Pray to god that my attempts to dox you remain unsuccessful
Three months of winter coolness
>>28630403
iphoneposters should be gassed
>>28630403
There's better songs, you know
>>28630403
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
The /mlp/ confession thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
>>28630379
I don't mind the new changelings.
>>28630379
Quit flooding the board with your fucking autism, faggot.
Imagine If hasbro asked you for a episode idea wat do
Everything in my power to help__Nyx__
>>28630324
"Our Little Bundle of Chaos" Part 1 & 2
A new foal is joining the mlp family, only things are getting a bit.... chaotic in Ponyville with the new arrival
>>28630324
I prefer to imagine what the board would be like if you just fucked off entirely with all of your autistic terrible ideas.
Once I filter your filenames, I'll be a bit closer to that reality, fucking autist.
Is it true friends? Are they really going to close down /mlp/ and merge it with /trash/?
>>28630319
>/mlp/ and /trash/ merged
>a pony and Starlight Glimshit, together
FORESHADOWING
>>28630319
How appropriate a glimmerfag starts a trash themed thread.
Fucking faggot.
>>28630319
>Pinkie's smile at the end
My fucking heart
>6 months
Of winter coolness.
And dreary holidays.
>>28630285
And awesome hollidays
LIST OF UPCOMING EPISODES, I CAN CONFIRM THESE ARE TRUE BECAUSE I AM PROMETHEUS Q. HASBRO III, PRESIDENT OF HASBRO.
1&2: "Past Sins"
Twilight adopts a little filly named Nyx, who is perfect at everything and also an alicorn. Out of character drama ensues
3: "Lyra and Bon Bon's Big Adventure!"
Lyra and Bon Bon are lesbians who live together in Ponyville. Lyra wants to walk just like a human! Hilarious!
4: "Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie Make Out for 22 Minutes"
After being taught the joys of lesbianity in the previous episode, Dash and Pinkie go at it in the middle of church.
5: "Fall Out, Equestria!"
Twilight joins the army. A typical army command is "Fall out!" See what we did there?
6: "Rarity is a Pedophile Now."
We at Hasbro are determined to pander to EVERY part of the fandom. Don't miss the graphic Sweetie Belle rape scene/musical number.
7: "The Littlest Pony Shop!"
Special Littlest Pet Shop crossover! When the pet shop pets meet the ponies, everyone is shocked to discover they have the same fucking personalities. Who's responsible for this plague of unoriginality? Who cares! Buy all our playsets and toys!
8: "OC Party!"
Special episode full of nothing but OC's sent in by fans! Black winged alicorns everywhere!
9: "Applejack's Very Own Episode"
JUST KIDDING. Pinkie Pie episode.
>>28630261
>1&2: "Past Sins"
>>28630261
seems legit this time
>>28630261
>Hasbro literally shoehorning in dykeshit
>not only that, but they are pandering towards a meme ship and one of the shittiest ships to exist
Time to go "no Jew" on their asses.
>Mfw apple horse killed her parents
>>28630031
Not confirmed in the slightest.Wish it was though.
>>28630031
>mfw she gave birth to Applebloom on the same day
>>28630065
This, however, is completely canon.
Who is your Daughteru /mlp/?
>pic related
>>28629962
Your daughter is AB?
Why did you abandon her and the rest of your kids?
>>28629965
Don't question my motives
>>28629975
You weren't there for all the family reunions.
You weren't there when she started school.
You weren't there when she was being bullied.
You weren't there when she got her cutie mark.
You don't deserve to call yourself her daddy