>"I don't get it. What do you mean you don't like hugs, Anon?"
>>28633752
WHOEVER SAID BULLSHIT THIS I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU AND HUG YOUR ASSHOLE.
>>28633752
Im allergic, seriously, ill fucking die if you try it Ponks.
>>28633779
You'll die you say? Hmm...
>>28633779
THAT DOES IT IM GONNA HUG YOUR ASSHOLE
>>28633752
Last time one of you technicolor terrors hugged me, this happened.
>>28633752
I am emotionally numb and hate being touched, or social interaction for that matter.U-unless it's with you. . . P-Pinkie.
>>28633752
Pinkie.... I have no skin. It hurts like hell whenever anyone of you touches me.
DON'T TOUCH MEguts in equestria when?
>>28633984
>>28633752
"I don't like people touching me!"
>"Aww, you just have autism. C'mere."
"Ree I say! REEEEE!"
>>28633779
This
You can only hug my penis with your mouth or horse pussy. It's the only way to safely show affection.
There's this weird thing about me that I feel this tingling sensation that spreads from the point of contact until I feel it all over my body when I get touched by someone and I feel like I'm being molested by said sensation.
Because of that I only feel comfortable with touching or being touched by someone I am romantically involved with.
I said I don't like hugs from YOU, you fucking meth addled pink headache.
>>28633752
"No, Ponk, you got it wrong. I said I don't like HAGS"
>"I know that's what I said. You don't like hugs"
"No, not HUGS! HAGS!"
>"Anon, there's only one kind of hug, I sincerely don't get what you mean!"
"Pinkie, for fuck's...listen to me, when I said HAGS, I don't mean I don't like HUGS, I mean I don't l-"
>"Yeah, yeah, you don't like hugs. Stop muddling the issue, it's still weird and not nice"
"I NEVER SAID I DON'T LIKE HUGS!"
>"YES YOU DID! MULTIPLE TIMES, ACTUALLY!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MORON! I SAID HAGS! H-A-G-S!"
>"...oooooooooh, hags..."
"YES, HAGS! Jesus fuckin-"
>"Wait, are you implying I'm a hag?"
"...w-wha...? NO!"
>"No, no, you said it! I clearly recall it! 'Pinkie you're a master of Hags', that's what you said!"
"I MEANT HUGS!"
>"OOOOOH, NOW YOU MEANT HUGS, EH!?"
>>28637993
I kek'd