You are given the option to get off the ride forever. In exchange, your penis would grow an extra inch in length and width and the fluid volume and force of your cumshots would double. A femanon taking this offer would squirt more and her clit would swell up to twice its size. Would you take this offer?
>>28634056
No I love this ride I would not leave
>>28634056
Can't I just instead have a button that kills dumbass op's when pressed?
>giving up your waifu
>ever
>>28634078
second.
>>28634056
>>28634056
>>28634086
Fool. I would get off this ride, but I would never forget my waifu. The only real difference is that I wouldn't have to any longer suffer you faggots or terribly written episodes while I blast holes in my ceiling with my elongated magnum dong. Fuckin plebs.
>>28634056
>your penis would grow an extra inch in length and width and the fluid volume and force of your cumshots would double.
Sounds pretty good, but I have nothing else to do aside from being on the ride.
>>28634056
No. Having a bigger dick doesn't mean that I'm suddenly not a fucking autist.
No, I'm already satisfied with the size of my penis. I'm probably never going to use it anyway, though.
>>28634086
>believing anyone takes pony waifus seriously anymore
It's 2016 not 2010.
>>28634398
Here's your (You), my friend.
>>28634056
forced to stay on the ride, since 6 inch girth and about 2.5 wide is already monsterous, though the other perks sound pretty sweet
Now if you changed it to having a real life waifu instead of pone, I'd probably be slamming the breaks like a madman, instead of heading over to /d/ and /trash/ to see what's good to wax the carrot to tonight.I'm almost at the point where I'd settle for a hambeast, if it meant finding happiness with another person. But I like the folk of /mlp/, and enjoy the ride with all of you. Happy anniversary!
>>28634056
>an inch
Fuck no
>>28634446
You need at least 5 right?
>>28634542
Stop penis shaming him!
>>28634750
I think that's the least of his issues
>>28634056
I don't even want the extra shit, just let me off