I can only get hard for maregina/ponuts now. Human vag does absolutely nothing.
Where do I go from here?
>>28758703
>Where do I go from here?
hell
>>28758703
Keep fapping
>>28758703
You need to go deeper, Anon.
>Buh it has adult jokes!
>Buh it has adult references!
>Buh it uses words little kids wouldn't know!
>Buh Buh Buh!
Face it, you all got suckered into wasting your lives watching a little girl's show because you were told it "has appeal for more than just kids"
>>28758409
i want glimmer dead
Nah.
I'm afan of the fandom.
>>28758409
>wasting
https://www.anonpone.com/frostbitten/
[1/2]
>What was up with that pony?
Misty looks in your direction as you walk through the prison marketplace.
“In all honesty, I'm really not sure. Maybe it's better to not know what's underneath that robe.”
>You're probably right... Leave well enough alone, right?
“Something like that.”
Barring the encounter with the light creature, you expected ponies around here to be, well, just that. Ponies. It seems that assumption was false, however. Whatever brings things to this place does not restrict itself to ponies exclusively. It makes you wonder what else could possibly be lurking in this city.
But enough about that, you need to get some medical supplies.
You begin your search through the extensive bazaar until you find some kind of cafeteria at the very back of the room, with some tables that ponies are sitting at, eating up their food happily. First time you've seen a large amount of happiness in one place before. The back wall of the room is a counter lined with display cases of various different types of food. The wall on the left side of the cafeteria counter hosts a cell with a large red cross on the top. You figure if that's not the place to look, you don't know what is.
>>28758277
[2/2]
You take a look into the cell to inspect it. The door has been replaced by a haphazardly made wooden counter, with small bits of wood poking out of it. Seems kinda unsafe for a medical place, but you digress as you inspect further, looking into the cell. Inside of the shop is a mare with a dark orchid coat with a long, pink, braided mane. She has many different necklaces hanging around her neck, and a couple bracelets on her hooves as well. She notices you looking around and looks into your eyes with a bright blue pair of her own.
>Hi! How can I help you today?
“Well, let's see what you have in stock first.”
>Sure, sounds good.
She trots to the back of her cell and nabs a small medical kit, along with another, much larger one. She looks over at you and smiles.
>So, here's the deal. 100 bits for the small one, 300 for the larger one.
Geez. You guessed the price would be steep, but not nearly as much as this...
Misty talks to the mare in an uncomfortable voice.
>Well...we may or may not've left our bits at home.
She gives Misty one of the most condescending “I'm mad at you but I'm desperately trying to stay nice” looks you've ever seen.
>What are you here for, then? Why would you even think of walking up to this stall?
>B-Because we were wondering if possibly we could try to trade you something.
>And what could you possibly have to offer me?
>>28758291
I don't know, miss. We're just browsing around.
Ask Misty if it's a good idea to ask Pete (that was his name, right?) if we can ask some supplies from him.
>>28758369
“Miss, we were really just browsing around. Can you give us a moment?”
>Fine, do whatever.
That fake smile fades from her face as she look off to nowhere in particular, her necklaces clicking. You walk a little ways away from the store and talk to Misty.
>Well she's a bi-
You hold a hoof over her mouth and shush her.
“She might still hear us, keep it down.”
>Fine.
She lowers her voice to a whisper.
>She's a bitch.
“That's better. I agree.”
>Now, what do you think we should do? She looks like the type who wants nothing but money. Not the type to be interested in old trinkets and crystals.
“Not sure. Do you think Peter would let us borrow some of his supplies?”
>He probably would, but then again he might want something in return... again.
>Glimmerfags are waifu beaters
It's terrible enough they had to waifu a shitty pone, now they're shitty people too.
And yet no one complains about Anonfilly being a literal punching bag.
>>28758113
>Anonfilly
>relevant outside of a single general
>>28758113
Anonfilly is just meant to be a filly version of the normal Anon.
Of course she's going to be a punching bag.
he really should've been the endgame villain
there is no possible way to go up in threat level from this
What about Grogar? An enemy that can summon an army in an instant, an army that can be hacked to pieces yet still move?
>>28757931
>>28758003
No, no, you've got it all wrong.
The true endgame villain will defeat them before the battle even starts. For the moment they realize who it is, they'll lose all will to fight.
>>28758019
Oh I like this idea. The internal conflict with Twilight would be golden. Also they have to bring Sunset, Twilight, Glimmer, Luna and Cadance to defeat her.
>That's 35 games in a row
Does no-one realize that it's S1-canon that Rarity is a moron?
>>28757823
Wanna play?
>>28757823
Except Pinkie didn't won that one, he just got a draw.
If you play with experienced people, you only get draws.
>>28757854
>pinkie didn't win that one
Are you blind?
Find a flaw
>no hooves
>>28757772
I'm not fucking her.
>>28757772
She's not real.
A sequel for Crystal Warlock.
A Sombraverse CYOA Quest.
Anonpone link: https://www.anonpone.com/virginharder/
Crystal Warlock Summary: http://pastebin.com/raw/GBPa5pgR
[Body Composition][Inventory][Known Spells]: http://pastebin.com/raw/wy4w3KVR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc71KZG87X4
Bonus: Pick up a theme for the next thread.
Last Thread:
>It has been three years since Sombra’s return and his conquering assault upon the land of Equestria.
>You are Aurora Flare, Sombra’s apprentice who was turned into a Crystal Golem, a forsaken statue.
>You and your friends arrive to the city of Manehattan: an enemy township under the Empire’s control.
>You and Red Sulfur venture into the Manehattan Mines to talk to the new Royal Overseer – Acid Crust.
>The stallion refuses to allow you entrance unless you return with any of his superiors. You need Shield.
>And now…
You stop in your tracks, you glance with a short throw towards the surrounding ruins of once beautiful, high-status metropolis, with a guarded attitude; you ponder loudly, “It doesn’t seem like the giant crab went here, does it?”
“No,” Red Sulfur pauses with an unhappy huff, “It doesn’t.” He calms down, his shoulders barely rising to a shrug, “Since it’s a giant cancer, not a crab, it probably went back to the ocean where it supposed to be.” He yawns.
You mentally sulk at him, “I don’t think they banish simple animals to Tartarus, Red Sulfur. It did something.”
“Rampage?” he sulks away, shaking his head, “Master is the one who knew the history and names of those monsters…”
“For one, I’m certain,” you say, “That cancer was made out of stars and nebulas, a constellation inside of it.”
“Curious,” Red Sulfur pauses and looks back at the mine, “Still, constellation or not, it’s a giant cancer.”
“Is… something wrong?” you ask Red Sulfur as your inner self raises her eyebrow, “You are acting strange.”
“I just,” he grunts, “Don’t like this, that prick – Acid Crust; we shouldn’t be doing this sidetracking. He’s no master of mine or yours, he was not even appointed by the king but by that mare of a Vizier.”
“Don’t worry,” you say, “We’ll return with Golden Shield and he, I don’t like him either, will be eating dirt then!”
*** *** ***
You come back to the same place you were before, the place you entered Manehattan through, only to find it empty. Not surprised by this development, the two of you follow the guidance of Red Sulfur’s robe and, after a brief walk through the suspiciously empty alleyways and hanging bridges, you end up spotting Mudbrick and Golden Shield engaging in what appears to be a rather heavy and spoiled disagreement, if not an outright battle of words.
Red Sulfur does not appear to care but you consider staying for a while and listening before you approach them.
“You’re making a mistake here,” is what you are able to distinguish from their ruckus. It is Golden Shield speaking.
>What do you do now?
>>28757728
Listen to the response before approaching.
I have a fluttershy girlfriend
>>28757161
Same
>>28757165
KEK
On a scale of one to ten, how mad does "Fluttercord" make you?
>>28757109
People shipping it: 0
It being canon: 0
It being the ebin new meme to make flutterfags miserable: 10
>>28757109
FLUTTERKEKS BTFO
>>28757113
This
What was your favourite episode /mlp/?
Mine was the one where the mane 6 went to Germany and got raped by migrants. It was a good episode about stranger danger.
>>28757084
I liked the one where they threw out the storyboard and replaced it with a scrap of paper with the word "Memes" written on it. Otherwise known as S5E09, "Slice of Life"
>>28757084
I find The Lost Treasure of Gryffonstone to be overrated personally
>>28757084
>>>/pol/ and stay there you fucking faggot
Hi /mlp/
Well I have reached 420 watchers on my DA ( I know it's fucking lame) and I'd like to celebrate with a smoking pot pony drawing.
But heh I don't know which one to pick. I don't want to pick tree hugger because it's not original AF cuz she's already a pothead.
So I let you choose the pony that I will draw.
If you have any good ideas just go for it and tell me. The pony that will get the most of votes will be drawn
I'll count the votes in 3 hours :-)
>>28757020
fluttershy
all those plants around her house can't be only flowers
>>28757020
Pinkie Pie.
I don't need to explain much
>>28757020
Rainbow dash
FUCKING NORMIE BRONIES DON'T CARE THAT THEY RUINED THE BUGS
>>28756930
>normie
wow I voted hate, r00d!
wtf I love bugs now
>>28756930
what did he mean by this
>>28756930
The fandom's autistic and will eat whatever shit is thrown at them. What else is new?
Does anyone on /mlp/ actually like Starlight Glimmer unironically? Or is it all just memeing? Or is it just a case of people new to the show?
Glimglam a cute. Her new hair is fucking stupid though.
>>28756914
>Nux
>high quality
Are yo fokin wot
>>28756955
Yes. I am Wot.
I remember when /mlp had normal adds, and not so many of them and not so shitty.
No I understand 4chan is exepensive to run, but cmon, that's WAY to much adds.
These "sponsors" aren't even trying, atleast if you put so many adds put some work in them.
>Not using adblock
>>28756899
Like what is this bullshit?
Maybe if we all just click these adds few time, and I mean everyone, 4chan can get enought money to run with less/no adds?
>>28756906
On a phone?
My work PC is being monitored 24/7