You can only pick one button to press here, lads. Choose wisely.
>>29093639
I want Trixie to do lewd things to me.
>>29093639
I choose neither. These are both horrible choices.
>>29093639
Both of these are great, but neither of these pone are my waifu. I choose green simply for the fact that being a dragon would kick ass, even if it's only for a while.
Let's get a thread for all pre-season 3 things. I have all of Ponibooru backed up and want to share some memories.
Pic related: the first image uploaded onto it.
The first image of Derpy on it.
The first image tagged "explicit". http://sli.mg/Gx8gOy
Prediction of Princess Twilight, way back in December 2010.
Okay, which one of you fuckers has it?
*Has seen it
>>29092834
Is it out? I set it to notify me whenever new videos get added to that playlist and I haven't seen anything pop up yet.
>>29092825
This is just going to keep getting shilled, isn't it?
Can anyone do a good Pinkie Pie impression? I'd like to make a voice request.
>What can I get for you, you incredibly funny pony?
>Thank you! I'd like a cupcake THIIIS big!
>Coming right up!
>Ooh wow! What do I owe you?
>Nothing, it's for free!
>*gasp* free?
>Oop, oh no!
>Hey! Pinkie Pie?
>Who did you expect? Rainbow Crash?
>Ooh, heeheehee!
>Ooh um, *eating sounds* well! What to do next?
Worst attempt to pick up girls I've ever seen. Try Fiverr.
>>29092805
of course it is what else would it be for
>>29092797
>>29095679
no:
>Open up! *light grunting noices*
>Now lick the frosted donut
>Good boy!
It's like you don't want her to shit marshmallow frosting in your mouth
Let's just have a thread about ponies with no real, clear theme. Just ponies.
>>29092487
>>29092494
My Little ____, My Little ____
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little ____
I used to wonder what ________ could be
My Little ____
Until you all shared its _____ with me
Big _______
Tons of ___
A beautiful ____
_____ and strong
Sharing ______!
It's an easy ____
And _____ makes it all complete
You have my little ______
Do you know you're all my very best ______?
Nigger
>rape
>>29092250
Sandvich
Your at Camp Everfree and its your turn to tell a story.
What story are you telling?
The grim and adventurous tale ofCNS anon.
>>29091362
The time when I was waiting for mario64 hd release on the unreal engine, it'd make everyone cringe so fucking hard
>>29091362
The Monkey's Paw. A classic campfire tale that is guaranteed to scare the shit out of everyone.
The girls' look a little frightened to sleep on their own tonight, and I did bring my king-size tent along just in case...
I want to be the little filly
Post stories, experiences, drawings, fantasies, and everything related with pet ponies!
pone is for pets
I was hoping Pony Pet general was here to stay but it died too soon.
Also here's the thread if you missed it: >>29029424
Honestly I thought it was going to do fine with 72 posters but activity just dropped out of no where.
>>29091888
Honestly, it was odd... I was enjoying the learning that was done and the stories.
How to uncuck our Flutter friends?
You can't.
>>29090573
They knew what they were in for when they fell for the one in a house full of animals.
>>29090573
give them a better waifu
extra points if it's a background pony
Is the fandom dying?
>>29090558
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>29090558
>this thread again
>now with an even worse OP pic
Why isn't this stuff ban-able?
>>29090558
It is undying.
Hey fags. Just a swing in the dark. I don't read the comics but I'm aware there was a controversial reflections comic with it's own AU or something.
What would a Nyx from reflections look like?
>>29090008
fuck off
>>29090011
>nyx
>tumblrtale
need I say more?
>Anon creates a punk band to defeat Flash's band. Who does he play with and what instruments will each person play?
>Who does he play with
Himself
>what instruments
The skin flute
It'll be Anon, Mac, and Norman. Anon is guitar/vocals, Norman is bassist, and Mac plays drums.They play "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
>>29089326
Some make a short green of this
>be at summer camp
>Rarity slaps your waifu on the ass
>wat do?
>>29089276
She slaps herself on the ass and I enjoy it
Punishment.In a sexual way.
>>29089276
If she's slapping her own ass, clearly she wants me to bone her, so that's what I'll do
>You are anon, and you finally had the guts to show your waifu how you really feel about her
>Full of courage and determination, you´re walking towards her house, your legs trembling, you heart beating fast like fucking Usain Bolt
>You´re now right under her window
>With the delicacy of a tiger in a washing machine, you take your guitar out of it's box
>You take a deep breath and then you start playing and singing
What song are you playing? Who´s your waifu? How does she respond?
For me, it´s Applejack, the song is below and she just looks passionately at me, her face flushed and her head moving as the rhythm of the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iS3mXzd46k
>>29089233
I dedicate this to Twilight Sparkle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoQ4GidQP-k
>>29089233
Is Usain Bolt known for being a fast beater?
This one's out to my beloved moon princess.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
How are you?
Whats your favorite Pony?
Why is that Pony your favorite?
How would you feel if your favorite Pony was the main character of the last game you played?
What would you do to spend a whole day with your Pony?
Would you steal something?
Would you rob a bank?
Would you kill someone?
All for her?
Do you think she would ever love you back?
Does she complete you?
Do you ever look at a wall or day dream in the space you are now, thinking about her, feeling about her, imagining a hour with her at a breaths moment, essence in its stand point, a bridge between a wonderful Pony and you complete, with peace ever lasting?
Whats your favorite ice cream flavor?
Good
Moondance
Qtpie
Eh, weird they dont mix well.
Just a day? Nothing rather her not be real than be teased.
I dont need a reason to steal.
I dont see how money helps break dimensions.
Yea.
I'd do it more for myself.
Love isn't real.
No.
Yeah.
Cookie dough.
I'm pretty good. Chilling out on a couch right now.
Dashie.
She's beautiful, among everything else.
I don't know who the main character is in TF2, but if it involves her dying then I don't like it.
I could do anything, as long as she would be okay with it.
She's probably stolen things, so sure.
I'd totally rob a bank, it seems like an amazing story.
Again, only if she wouldn't think of me differently for it.
Of course.
With time, yeah.
In every way.
I have a tulpa, does that count?
Mint chocolate.
>>29088637
>How are you?
Bored and procrastinating. Should be doing some work right now, but can't be fucked.
>Whats your favorite Pony?
Pinkie Pie
>Why is that Pony your favorite?
She's selfless and keeps others smiling. She's also funny and cute, pretty much my dream girl.
>How would you feel if your favorite Pony was the main character of the last game you played?
I'm actually playing as her in Pokémon Sun right now. Dressing up Chicken-chan like her.
>What would you do to spend a whole day with your Pony?
Pretty much anything.
>Would you steal something?
I have stolen before, so yes.
>Would you rob a bank?
Maybe, depends on if I can get away with it.
>Would you kill someone?
Depends on who, she wouldn't approve of me killing some rando.
>All for her?
Of course.
>Do you think she would ever love you back?
Probably not, but I can try anyway. She'd be my friend at the very least.
>Does she complete you?
She makes me want to do better.
>Do you ever look at a wall or day dream in the space you are now, thinking about her, feeling about her, imagining a hour with her at a breaths moment, essence in its stand point, a bridge between a wonderful Pony and you complete, with peace ever lasting?
All the damn time.
>Whats your favorite ice cream flavor?
Honey and lavender.