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Look at this faggot.

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Sorry OP, we're here forever.
This ride has no end.

>>29088486
Even if the show ends you won't be able to get off the ride. Not even the sweet release of death will save you.

>>29087657
sniff her hair

>>29087657
Wrap it up and send it back to Santa in exchange for the xbox I wished for

>>29087675
gay

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>>29086441
I'd play this one.

>>29086441
>Starlight Valley

>>29086441
What would that even be about?

>>29085947
Almost the same as you, but fondling instead of sucking. I dunno what it is, but they sure are magical.

>>29085947
i most of the time fap to pics that dont even have genitals
show accuracy is where its at

>>29085947
It would be ideal for them to be included as cute little teats, but I'm not picky, so long as a pic is solo and of my waifu. Could be a rough sketch with a line as a pussy, and I could make use of it.

small teats>bare>crotchboobs

>>29085869
Sorry, my main is on Eredar.
This chars just a blacksmith.

>>29085869
>Teleblock
>Rape

>>29085869
Hey im busy enough tying to get code keys by data draining these worthless enemies. Get me the dungeon treasure and I'll think about it

>>29084102
Ye

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A crouching princess demands your attention.

Id tonguepunch her fartbox.

Cute

>>29080565
>Twilight Sparkle murdering 30+ sentient beings because they were an annoyance
Yep, that's way worse.

>>29080577
/thread

Krita is the best drawing and painting program.

>>29076912
SAI is

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>>29076929

Fite me.

>>29063768
I like his vore. Just wish he did cock vore more often

>>29063768
why would anyone make the gif even smaller

Prime for fucking

>>29059058
>The new girl was interesting, to say the least.
>She was really nice at first, however, she made some people a little annoyed because she spoke some words in spanish.
>One of these was Rainbow Dash, who tried to bully her.
>However, it didn't work so well.
>What Dash didn't know, was that this girl was a "chola" back in her city.
>What does that mean? Well, it means that a middle class, suburban, spoiled blue girl shouldn't fuck with her
>After the new student was done with her, Rainbow Dash earned a new nickname: Mapacha.
>Nobody knew what it meant, but the Mexican girl kept calling Dash that way when she was beating her up.

>Another time. after both of the girls were sent to counseling, the new one tried once more to make friends.
>A little difficult, since she beat up one of the most liked girls in that school.
>Which makes no sense since she is a huge cunt.
>Still, she decided to talk to this girl that's also friends with Dash.
"H-hello. I'm sorry about, hitting your friend."
>"Oh don't you worry, darling, Dash can be a bit of a, trouble maker."
"Well, I still feel bad. But thank you."
>"I'm sorry, can you repeat that?"
"Perdon?"
>"What? I'm sorry, your accent is a little thick and I don't speak that dialect, so it's hard for me to understand you."
"I... think I'm getting late to... ok bye."
>"Oh sure, ta ta! Maybe one of these days we could eat one of those tacos your people like to eat so much."
"Y-yeah..."
>The girl sat on a bench by herself for a couple of minutes, to think if this is going to be the constant in her life.

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>>29059058
GO AWAY YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO HURT US AGAIN

BOO THIS MAN

Zorra.

>>29057742
I don't. She's right to be skeptical, because I don't like her.

>>29057742
Remove kebab in her name.

>>29057742
Jerk off onto her in the woods.

You almost let the temptation get the better of you… Wh-what if… What if this was a clever plan to actually teleport you to the location of the date? Or materialize a bouquet of roses? You like roses. Especially the red ones. And they taste even better with chocolate… But still, you’ve had a couple of bad calls with magic so far, and since you have to watch over your changeling friend you’re going to play it safe on this one.

“A-ahem… No thanks. I’ll pass!” You utter with a forced smile, and go back to floating with Sweetheart over the crowd of bulls.
“Geez…” She comments with a smirk while your mysterious stalker picks a bull from the crowd to perform his trick “Took you some time to decide not being sliced up in a magic box by this guy! Anyway, can we make him regret the day he was born, now?”
“N-nah…” You shake your head, a hint of pink still on your cheeks “I really wonder where he’s going with all this. Let’s watch some more.”

Despite the changeling’s annoyed huff, you keep watching the stage for a little longer. For his performance, the unicorn chose one of the straight portion of street you usually take to report with Sweetheart. He patched together a stage from a few planks in front of one of the bare wooden buildings of various sizes which are on each side of the street. Some of these are shops, but most are simple houses whose door open directly on the street. This portion of town is usually relatively quiet since there isn’t much going on, unless you come at the hour when the locals come home and share a well-earned refreshment at the small-time pubs after a day of work. While this is far from being one the main arteries of the city, this street is still large enough to allow four bulls to walk side to side without trouble, and every dozen meter or so there’s perpendicular alleys leading either to the heart of the capital, or narrower and darker parts of Daedalus.

>>28991167
And in front of the twenty or so bulls the unicorn managed to attract, he perform his next illusion.
“Watch carefully!” He cheerfully announces to everyone “For I now offer you my greatest feat of magic!”
But to everyone’s surprise, only a couple of strange looking spheres drop from under his cape when he dramatically lifts his front hooves to the sky.

And then, the two sphere detonate.

Before anyone can react, a blinding flash of light burns your eyes. It’s like someone just rubbed a jalapoñe on them! And from the surprised and angry exclamations from the audience, you’re probably not the only one who’s been hit like that.
Sweetheart too barks mean things about the unicorn’s mom, but her rant is cut short as the whistle of something approaching fast in the air hitting her and silences the changeling.
“Sweetheart! *cough* *cough*” You call, the air being suddenly a lot heavier “Are you alright?” But she’s doesn’t respone.

The adrenaline from your friend probably being in trouble kicking in, you manage force your eyes open despite the pain and try to make sense of the blurry images they send to your brain.

A huge cloud of smoke covers the area, and everyone is coughing while furiously trying to find the origin of this unfunny and uncalled-for prank. But more importantly, Sweetheart isn’t next to you anymore! Searching around you, soon you see two minotaurs carrying your changeling friend. She’s tied up in a pair of bolas, and looks knocked out. The two bulls you recognize as the ones the unicorn hired are running away with her through one of the smaller, perpendicular alley, but in the corner of your eye, you also see Gust diving in their direction.

The sudden bang of a teleportation you’ve come to know also informs you about the unicorn trickster running away. He phased past the crowd to start running from the still confused audience toward where you came from, not following the minotaurs thugs.

>What do?

>>28991169
yell out to get the guards, a pony is being kidnapped by two Minotaurs and is being taken down the alley. No more miss nice pony, we're chasing that magician and knocking him the fuck out when we see him and get the chance.

>>29096262
You have mlp toys openly lying around and still try to hide your power level? Wow.

>>29096262
Why basement?

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>>29096262
Why not get a job and move to your own plave?

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Poor retarded Walmart plush

Waifu and raifu

>>29092400
What gun is that? Looks like a Mosin Nagant

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>>29092400

WHERE ARE THE OTHER APPLES GOING?!

>>29092366
>Prince Blueblood was Celestia’s star pupil
Were basically fuck.

>>29092366
Is this a joke?

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>>29092366
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Is this real?
Please, tell me this is not real. PLEASE.