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Villains you want to see in the show

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A few weeks later, a letter magically appears before you.

You open it and read it.

Your waifu is suing you from another dimension for child support.

You are summoned to the Canterlot Royal Court to plead your case.
What do?

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Diamond Tiara looks so glamorous, oooh lala. I've always liked her so much, and you?

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>fapping in bed
>hard as a rock
>seconds from making the biggest cum in your life
>portal to Equestria opens above your bed and your favorite poner falls onto your cock
>you accidentally impale her balls deep and unload your refreshing fury into her orifice
Which hole did she take it in and what is her reaction?

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These guys in Equestria

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>Hey there anon, you wanna see a magic trick?

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Hey /mlp/ got a good one.

So lets say a lesbian couple wants to have a foal right? Well ponies don't have much in the way of technology so test tube baby is out of the question.

Would one of them have to ride some stallions purple-headed yogurt flinger?

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Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/shift/

Last time, on Dimensional Shift.
>You were lured and captured by a changeling spy, brought back to the old labs.
>Thankfully, your partner-in-capture, Clean Sweep, happens to be in the cocoon next to you, and she happens to have at least some idea of what's going on.
>The guard left, leaving you and Clean Sweep alone for a few minutes.
>It's time to come up with a plan. From your position, you can see a terminal on the wall, along with a steel door, presumably locked.
>Are there any questions you would like to ask Clean Sweep before a guard comes in to check on you?

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Is Twilight gay?
Is Pinkie Pie gay?
Is Apple jack gay?
Is Rarity gay?
Is Rainbow Dash gay?
Is Fluttershy gay?
Is Celestia gay?
Is Luna gay?
Which horses are gay?

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You can kill any one pony instantly and they will be removed from the shoe and existence who do you kill

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I'm getting sick of animations that are just lip-syncing to a song and getting praised up and down for it

Okay it took a lot of time and effort. So did my last bowel movement.

I wish the fandom had more animations like apple thief, where the story is actually told visually. That's far more interesting.

Animation is a visual medium right?

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Is Shining /ourguy/?

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>"Anon? Is something wrong? Have you been listening at all??"
"Yea...totally."
>You clearly weren't.
>It had been almost a year since you've left the real world behind.
>Equestria has been better than you could have imagined.
>Everyone you've met has been so nice to you.
>Especially Rarity.
>She offered you a place to stay in her boutique, in exchange for some help around the shop of course.
>But ever since you left the real world behind, you've been deprived of any sexual contact.
>You'd always wondered what it'd be like to fuck a pony, Rarity in particular.
>But it seems she has a taste for high society, and fancy living and stuff like that.
>The exact opposite of you.
>Though you know she'd never want to stoop to your level, you've always thought about it.
>In fact, it's become more of a distraction rather than a passing thought.
>Shit, you haven't been listening to a thing she just said..."
"New dresses right?"
>"I beg your pardon?"
"You were talking about the new dresses...for the new boutique in Canterlot?"
>She sighs and walks over to you.
>She places a hoof on your shoulder.
>"Anon, are you feeling alright Darling? You just haven't been yourself lately."
"um...no...im fine."
>Her gaze into your eyes deepens.
>"Darling..."
"Y-Yea...?"
>"If we're going to be around each other this much, i need there to be no secrets between us."
"S-secrets? I-I don't have any secrets..."
>"Darling...Just relax..."
>How can i relax while i'm trying to tell a horse i wanna do the dirty with you...
"I've...Just been thinking..."
>She seems to move her head in, as if she wants to capture every syllable that clumsily falls out of your mouth.
"Well...You...and me...We've been-"
>"Stop right there darling!"
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>"If this topic of conversation embarrasses you in any way, Might i suggest we continue upstairs?"
"sure...like, in the hallway or some shit?"
>"Heavens no darling. Run along while i close up shop."
"Where?"
>"Why...My Bedroom of course!"
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I...want to have sex with a pony !

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This guy.

Seriously. This guy right here. I want this man. In a movie. About my little ponies. At the very least, he should guest star in an episode.

Post who you think should guest star in either the show or movie.