When did imageboards dwellers begin to realize that greentext holds a literary value ? What specific greentext story will get pinpointed as the fiest literary greentext ?
>mydiarytbhfam
Probably that IT one where anon works as an IT installing one program over and over to the gratitude of his coworkers.
greentexts are fun to write
>be 16
>go to Blockbuster Video Rentals with gf
>going through isles looking for movies
>co-boyfriend brings Terminator 2 up to gf saying it's a really good movie
>she says she didn't like it when she saw it last
>co-boyfriend walks away
>we "happen" to walk to the romcom department
>i pick up "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" knowing that it's her favorite movie
>[email protected]
>she screams in excitement
>co-boyfriends hear her and collectively silently sigh
>they know they've lost this one
>the 8 of us check out as she talks about how exited she is to watch it with us
>tfw got to put my head on her shoulder as the credits rolled and thought "I love you"
>>7836335
Difficult to say. Greentext stories go back to way before 4chan had a consistent archival system. I'm not sure, but I think greentext as a medium even precedes 4chan.
Why do people say this is like a book but just in a form of a TV show?
Or that it's so complex it rivals so many books from the western canon and shit.
I just watched the first two season and it was boring as fuck. Don't see what's so complex about it or why it deserves to be called a novel in TV form or some shit...?
It's not complex at all but it's one hundred times better than most other tv-shows so plebs hail it as a masterpiece.
The reality is of course that it can't compete with high quality films or literature.
>>7831827
the large ensemble cast with new characters every season (and the show charactarises and develops these characters despite the sheer amount of them), the way it plays like a realist novel, the tragic deaths which characters bring on themselves, the way theres no good vs bad guys, theres good and bad guys on both sides, the wide array of social topics it covers, every character is in some way fucked, either by the police buerocracy, or by the completely ruthless streets of baltimore. later seasons also cover politics, the school system and journalists, and there's never an easy answer.
id say its pretty good.
>>7831827
They're idiots who don't read but want to pretend they do.
It's good and definitely one of the smarter shows out there, a little something for the intellectual crowd. But anyone who compares it to a book is some moron who doesn't understand why it's so good to begin with.
I like FLCL too!
FLCL just really works for me on the level of allegory. It has a kind of imagistic density
>>7840354
>a novel of suspense
Is this necessary
He was good at keeping up tension and coming up with interesting settings.
But for the love of God,he can't write a fucking ending.
>>7840291
Stephen King is truly the H.P. Lovecraft of our time
>>7840291
Don't forget racism he was good at that too. Really top notch desu.
>>7840291
Much the same could be said for Stephen King
I think there's something about horror that calls for having cool set-ups that go crazy but that's incompatible with good (non-cheap etc.) endings.
Has anyone else signed up for James Patterson's Masterclass or entered the competition to be his co-author?
The two week wait until the ten semifinalists are announced is going to drive me fucking crazy.
>>7840212
Fuck James Patterson there I said it gah that feels good to get off my chest
>>7840212
doesnt he spit out potboilers every motnth or so? why would you waist money on this guy, anon?
>>7840212
why the fuck...?
What books from the bible are required reading? can someone from /lit/ give me a list of the ones worth reading from a literary perspective?
inb4 read all of them
>>7840193
read all of them
>>7840194
>read
cry
What's with /lit/'s enthusiasm for the Bible? It's really not that good.
Hey /lit/, I’m trying to get in the habit of writing everyday to eventually improve my writing skills, but I’m having trouble with thinking of things to write about. Does anyone have some suggestions? What do you guys usually write about? I’d rather not write about my day or something like that because my days are usually pretty uneventful.
Also, when you’re writing just little things everyday to improve your writing, how do you write? I mean stylistically speaking?
Sorry if this doesn’t make much sense, I’m just trying to get myself to write more but I’m not sure what to write about.
If you can't think of anything to write about, why do fuck do you even want to write?
>>7839896
You just wrote something. Congrats.
>>7839896
here are some stories that i am making up as i go along
> an old, sad, alcoholic door to door salesman teaches some girlscouts about sale tactics
> two girls accidentally try to rob their former high school teacher. he recognises their voices
>a trucker gives a a hitchhiker, who has waited for a ride for 2 hours in the desert, 2 minutes to explain why he should get a free ride
>two virgins pop each others cherry (sex is hard to write about)
>the great warrior zorghul fights his way through the "swamp of terrible little creatures that say mean things"
>two soldiers find each other under heavy artillery fire in WW1. after they have cried togetherfor a few hours the shelling stops, they are both alive and realise that they are enemies
>sunday is rewrite day. look over the stuff you wrote this week and rewrite some parts/whole stories so they become better.
ask me again in 7 days.
>mfw I'm a voracious reader
>>7839871
>tfw I don't read
>mfw i slowly digest books
i find that this helps my body pick up the nutrition from the starch in the paper
... you think so?
Is April Fools /lit/?
>>7839823
>Pinchas
>Song parodies
So we all agree this is Pynchon, right?
>>7839938
>he's not aware that every author is actually Pynchon
>>7839823
In terms of April celebrations and commemorations, April Fools' Day is eclipsed (in the US and other countries as applicable) by Arbor Day. During Puritan times, Arbor Day was a rather somber affair bearing little resemblance, beyond the dendroidal namesake, to today's observance. The emphasis back then was firmly on the sylvan sacrifice that made much of education and discretionary reading possible. Subsequently, a shift toward celebration of pulpy life took place as symbolized chiefly by the practice of replanting.
Just finished reading pic related, and I absolutely loved it.
What are some similar books to Siddhartha; focusing on themes of lifelong journeys, and the quest for a ziel of life?
The Magic Mountain is good for that. Most bildungsroman is similar.
the razors edge by Somerset maugham
>>7839759
check out the alchemist
Is this a postmodern novel?
>>7839725
yes.
>>7839725
if you go by the common definition of postmodern literature, yes.
>>7839725
regardless of whether or not it is, it reads like dicks
What does /lit/ think about Crane? What do you think about To Brooklyn Bridge?
>>7837639
Please delete this thread
>>7839629
Shit, man. Didn't see it.
>>7839665
Please delete this thread
>Ineluctable modality of the visible
what does it mean
Read Aristotle.
form
On average How long does it take you to read a general, 400 page book?
>>7839568
Around 20 hours if it's something that you don't have to think about what you've just read.
no such thing as a general book op
>>7839763
this fucker is right.
see this: https://readability-score.com/
why try anything if we are all going to die anyway
/r/ philosophy to motivate myself to make the most rational decision in my life: killing myself
>Give me an objective argument to make a decision that I'll only ever make based on subjective information
Ur right dude lmao, just smoke some nice Weeeed in your mum's basements. Repeat after me, kid;
smoke some nice Weeeeeeed!!! (smoke some nice weeeeeed) -____- *inhales some really nice Weéeeeeed*Damn...... That is some nice Weeeeeeed o_____o heh
>>7839553
but it's an objective fact that we are all going to die, and what we achieve in this world is meaningless in long-term