"Oh Anon, what is it you're reading... Oh, "Infinite Jest"! What is it about?"
>>9405005
"a joke that overstays its welcome"
Wallace-recommending men are ubiquitous enough to be their own in-joke. New York Magazine notes that “Wallace, too, has become lit-bro shorthand…some women [treat] ‘loves DFW’ as synonymous with ‘is one of those motherfuckers’” (hi, it’s me). When conservative Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch cited Wallace in a hearing, The New Republic asserted that “Wallace is the lingua franca of a certain subset of overeducated, usually wealthy, extremely self-serious (mostly) men.” Onion-esque news outlet Reductress clickbaited me perfectly with “Why I’m Waiting for The Right Man to Tell Me I Should Read ‘Infinite Jest.’” Wallace is on a list of books that literally all white men own.
Joking about this phenomenon, however, doesn’t make it stop.
Small, liberal arts colleges are spawning ground for Wallace fans; mine was no exception. The guys at my college—and this is not necessarily an attack on their characters—did many predictable things: played ultimate frisbee, rallied against multinational beverage corporations, listened to The Mountain Goats, and told me to read Infinite Jest.
I opened this essay with the cocaine story because exploiting my own physical experiences, especially sexual, establishes and theoretically validates my reflexive resentment toward Wallace (by way of his fans) before anyone has time to question me. It also encourages continued scrolling. Then I considered cutting the paragraph because I don’t necessarily want the internet to know that story. Now it does. Yet in either case, the choice was mine to make, and this is, of course, why it enrages me so much when men exploit women’s sexual suffering for Art.
It is enraging to have a straight man tell me a story about straight men telling stories to a woman about straight men acting like shitheads. I understand that this is the point of the text. I know. I understand that maybe other men wouldn’t absorb the message unless it was being told to them by another, probably smarter and better educated man. But then why do men keep recommending his work to me? BECAUSE I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW.
Not directly literature related, but i figure you guys would have to be the ones most in tune with language and linguistics.
Is there a difference in nuance between 'speaking' to someone and 'talking' to someone?
>>9404982
Speaking sounds more formal.
"I was speaking to Jim about last month's revenue."
Talking sounds more casual.
"I was talking to Jim at lunch about baseball."
>>9404982
Obviously. Speaking is one way directed, talking implies an exchange of language.
Does drinking help you write?
>>9404969
Writers drink a lot because they sit around all day stressing themselves out with trying to find the write words.
Having a drink relaxes them while also putting them in a good man.
Alcohol is the white man's burden.
>>9404969
No. Dreaming. Fuck me I dreamt once a long story and forgot it.
I am so pissed.
But it's true though, most stories come from dreams whether drugs or certain other things help make you think of things
>>9404969
It helps you not write, which is extremely important to writing. You have to take time to refill the tank.
is it true that it's easier to get published bc im a nonwhite female?
>>9404857
Probably. Just write something actually good and then shame those who let you off easy.
>>9404857
luck and timing play in to being successful. right now it's trendy to be non-white and female. this is your chance. dont fuck it up.
>>9404869
but the thing is that im young and have no previous works idk
You run into the bathroom and you sit on the toilet. Your shit flows like it is entirely liquid. You stand up but some drops fall from your butt and stain the toilet. You take the paper and put it on your anus. You swipe hard, but the paper breaks and the shit sticks to your middle finger. You smell it and cringe. Whoops the paper is over. You put your whole middle finger in your mouth and suck it. You snap your lips. Tastes nice!
>>9404853
I chukled at the picture.
I wish it worked, OP. I've been constipated for 3 days now and my ass hurts.
>>9404997
One time, I got so constipated, I panicked. More than that, I'd read the Ito story where the people got so constipated they used dynamite to blow their assholes out.so I used my finger to pry the poop outThe relief was immeasurable.
Anyone else here actual /literarygenius/?
This is not ironic, or a shitpost. I once made my attractive female English professor break down into tears with my genius. It was like the scene in Good Will Hunting where the math professor breaks down after Will easily solves the math problems he was given, saying "there are some days where I wish you didn't exist." She thought it was probably the best thing that she had ever read from the last 20 or so years. Yes, we did have sex eventually. I write the greatest work out there today. You pathetic posers will probably try to project onto me and deny it, but it's true, and I don't need to prove it to a bunch of sad anime-watching, hentai-jerking retards on the internet, so no, I will not post my work. No, I'm not scared or doubtful of my work, I just don't want my name to be ever associated with this sad little website. I have read most of the Western Canon, am fluent in 5 languages (Mandarin, Latin, Greek, Spanish, and of course, English), and my poetry and prose are both at the level of Joyce. A different professor of mine once said that if I do not go down in literary history, then literary history has failed us. I once met with Bloom in person, where we had a deep and detailed conversation about Faulkner, and he told me that I was "incredibly competent and wise young man." My philosophy professor praised my work in philosophy, but as my true strength remains in art, also told me that a poem of mine "has the emotional depth of Coleridge and the precise linguistic mastery of Yeats." Upon graduating college, I will publish my masterpiece which will undoubtedly shock the literary world. It is profoundly imaginative, reaches a level of linguistic perfection on the level of Flaubert, and effortlessly dismantles the superficiality and degeneration of modern culture with a violent and powerful personal confession, reaching beyond the modern age to something much greater. I am tall (6'2") and strikingly good looking, so I have many female admirers, but I have often ignored them for the sake of literary greatness. I have even received a love letter from a lovely petite brunette in my sophomore year. After being accepted into a highly selective program at my university (highly prestigious, of course, but I will not name it for the previously articulated reason), I have had the opportunity to work with the greatest poets alive today, all of whom have been blown away by my work. After publishing my work, I plan to study at Oxford or to travel around Russia, my homeland.
I hope there are some of my kind on this website, with whom I can talk about literature and philosophy at a level that I find appealing and worthy of me. It is difficult to find people like this at university, of course, which is so full of pretention, insecurity and stupidity. My life is not lonely, aside from the fundamental loneliness that affects us all, but the life at the top of the peak is often frustrating, as most of you imagine.
My ENG 102 instructor always called my writing out as very creative or thoughtful, but I think it's because I never talked and she felt bad for me.
>>9404844
Fuck off John Green
>>9404844
So do you speak Greek or Mandarin at home in Russia? Since you can't speak Russian fluently. Or, can't count, even to numbers most styles suggest one should spell the numbers out.
You need to aim higher troll. The five languages you claim to speak are pretty normie for anyone who went/goes/sends/sent their kids to an "elite" school as they like to call themselves. As a European, I think, just five when two are dead? That's non-fee paying school tier.
>when even OP's wildest dreams are so banal they're in easy reach of a seven year old child
And you thought your library was bad...
My library is very nice. I just wish it would open again...
Also, you are just cherry-picking. I bet those are not all the philosophy books they have there.
>Mia Dolan - Haunted Homes
Now that's what I call philosophy.
>>9404812
Not at all.
Fishing for lit recommendations:
I'm looking for erotic literature of any kind (as long as it isn't trash) that is focused on emotional depth and ordinary types of relationships.
It seems to me, from what I have read personally and what I've read about it, that most of the classics of erotica (Sade, Bataille, Nin, Miller, etc) are about transgressive sexuality, libertinism, and emotional distance from partners. That's not what I'm interested in.
>>9404790
Pride and Prejudice
2666
>>9404795
do you expect me to believe there's fucking in Pride and Prejudice
I'll look into 2666, one of the /lit/cores I've missed
the Song of Solomon
>>>/soc/25165525
Can't find kino people on /soc/ and /tv/, that's I have to ask /lit/ too. Also I'd much rather make a literature Club, but I fear that level of cringe myself.
I know discord is not a good option.
https://discord.gg/9pR4b8R
>>9404772
Thanks for killing a thread about books.
>>9404780
If you want to make this thread about a possible, Literature Club, I am okay with it. I can provide a living room for a Literature Club in Brighton too.
I don't think that organising a regular in person book or film club over 4chan is a realistic aim.
>You can make decisions but you can't choose to make decisions.
What about the decision to make a decision
>>9404764
What's the difference between a decision and a choice?
I'd say a choice is more abstract, where a decision is the "choosing", aka when the choice is made.
>>9404764
You can choose but you can't decide to choose.
So... i guess you've read lots of Nietzsche.
In your best prose, write about the most profound and uncommon insights you've derived from his work.
>asking for our best prose
Nietzsche's a god tier prose stylist, go read him.
DUDE SUPERMAN LMAO
>>9404704
I'm currently more interested in what are your interpretations of his books (but only if they're written in perfect prose!).
"To Benito Mussolini, with the respectful greetings of an oldman who recognises the hero of civilization in the holder of power. Sigmund Freud."
>>9404641
>1933
Up to that point Mussolini was not even involved in colonial wars: he was just a traditional, nationalist dude who also happened to be a bastion against all those currents that were seen as "corrupting" by Freud.
I'm sure that he changed his mind when Benito started killing random Ethiopians with mustard gas.
>>9404679
They deserved it tho.
>>9404904
Not really, they were in the League of Nations, and virtually every European country decried the Italian-Ethiopian war as an atrocity.
What do you think about it?
I found the novel slow and boring at times, and the Stephen character to be pretentious and annoying.
However I found myself sympathizing with Stephens innocence at times.
>>9404612
nice insights thanks for sharing
I kind-of got stuck with the prose and dropped it about a 100 pages in. I did find some moments emotionally gripping, but it just seemed fairly aimless.
>>9404612
Coming of age novels suck. Idgaf about some spoilt fucks awkwardness around girls
>look up "adorno beatles" on google expecting to find some pessimistic essays or quotes about the band and their impact
>instead all the top results claim Adorno owned the rights to the Beatles music and wrote their songs to destroy Western culture
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/tabublog.com/2016/02/03/theodor-w-adorno-songwriter-for-all-beatles-songs-director-of-frankfurttavistock-social-engineering-school/amp/
https://rocknerd.co.uk/2016/10/13/theodor-adorno-of-the-frankfurt-school-wrote-all-the-beatles-songs-as-a-cultural-marxist-assault-on-america-possibly/
Uhhh, redpill me on the Beatles/Adorno connection, /lit/
Not only did Adorno write all of the Beatles' songs, he's also responsible for the Scaruffi pasta.
>>9404526
My "shit"-posting days are over /lit/.
I've spent too much time, expended too much energy, wasted too much potential posting countless "shit"-posts on this board. The (you)s no longer cut it, the brief jolt of contentment knowing I've hit another ball out of the figurative park is no longer worth it. I've been banned at least 50 times from /lit/ along in the past three years.
In that time my mental health has deteriorated to the point where suicide is no longer just a potential but unlikely reaction to a world in which I do not fit but a very likely conclusion to what should not really qualify as a life. My being itself has fractured into a Pessoan crowd of misfits and idiots (all me) who have plagued this board for too long now.
I am NOT a Husserl scholar working at a Wendy's in Louisiana and playing Pharoah (1999) in his spare time.
I am NOT a hard-up writer whose mommy bought three copies of his novel about a leper's colony and published by a small-time scam artist.
I am NOT a 19-year-old who will live a good life at your expense.
I am NOT a 26-year-old NEET writing his million-plus word debut six-part memoir on a computer at the local public library.
I am NOT an Oxford graduate who literally can't express how much an Oxbridge education has benefited my life.
I am NOT a world-traveler and soon-to-be MFA student with a USB of short stories dangling from his keychain.
I am NOT a Norwegian aspiring author spending a year in his grandparents' cabin while writing his soon-to-be published debut novel.
I am NOT a young man living in New York and living a lifestyle that could not get any more contemporary.
My name is Theodor Ludwig Wiesengrund, and this is my story...
>>9404526
I don't know why Scaruffi gets so much shit because of his analysis of the Beatles. I think it was really good and lucid. He even respects their music for what it is.
where's the Aristotelian golden mean between faithfulness and unfaithfulness, or honesty and dishonesty?
Ultimate final boss: Whats the golden mean between being ethical or notwhats the golden mean between using the golden mean and not using it
>>9404501
I dunno, ask the phroneises
>>9404501
His ethnics are nonsense
>>9404515
not an argument