You run into the bathroom and you sit on the toilet. Your shit

>>9404853
I chukled at the picture.

I wish it worked, OP. I've been constipated for 3 days now and my ass hurts.

>>9404997
One time, I got so constipated, I panicked. More than that, I'd read the Ito story where the people got so constipated they used dynamite to blow their assholes out. so I used my finger to pry the poop out The relief was immeasurable.

>>9404997
>>9405121
If I'm ever that constipated, that brick of shit at the end of my colon is eventually broken down, opening the floodgates for days worth of crap that fills the whole toilet bowl.

>>9404853
What book is this from?

>>9404997
I was constipated for a week or so once and actually vomited fecal matter. It was disgusting.

>>9405121
My stupid friend was constipated for weeks and didn't seek care. He eventually got violently sick, vomited and some chunks of shit came out of his mouth. He was in the hospital for a good while.

>>9405829
Gross.
No, I know why I was constipated- I'd had an operation shortly beforehand and apparently the anesthetics causes constipation? And like an absolute retard I turned down the laxatives the nurse offered me. I didn't think I'd need them because I didn't have any problems while I was there, and I was literally out the door when she offered them to me, so I didn't think it was very important. Whoo boy. Take your laxatives if a nurse offers them.