Why there's a shit ton of archeology that is deemed hoaxes because they make the official history fell apart?
like human stone tool in carbon mines that dates back millions of years ago.
evidence of human as Gods (ancient astronauts) in tribal rituals.
subacuatic cities on most coasts.
a building under the pyramids that is 15k years old.
most fucking pyramids.
evidence of nuclear isotopodes on several earth layers.
human inactive DNA (called trash DNA).
>>3285159
>human stone tool that's millions of years old
Source?
>evidence of humans as god
We need more concrete evidence than word-of-mouth
>subaquatic cities
Do you understand how rising sea levels work?
>a building under the pyramids that is 15k years old
Doesn't mean anything, considering homo sapiens are like 200k years old at this point
>most fucking pyramids
Also doesn't prove anything, considering humans were perfectly capable of constructing them at the time
>evidence of nuclear isotopes on several earth layers
nuclear isotopes are present on every earth layer naturally anyways
>human inactive DNA
actually explained by evolution
>>3285169
https://www.ancient-code.com/scientists-analyze-giant-skeletons-found-in-ecuador-and-peru/
yeah, good goyim, don't ask questions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Hammer
yeah, good goyim, everything that doesn't fit our (((explanation))) is fake hoaxes.
>evolution explains 90% of your DNA being garbage
no dear, that's not how it works.
>>3285169
Thanks dude. I was wondering if I was gonna have to spell out for OP
Why is circumcision a thing?
>>3285060
Gods demand weird things from their followers.
It arose independently in many cultures.
Most likely they observed smegma build up under the foreskin and concluded the foreskin was the cause and removing it was a sign of civility/purity/hygiene. Also during an erection the glans emerges from the foreskin, they may have viewed an exposed glans as a symbol of fertility or prowess.
>>3285060
People bathed/washed less often so circumsision meant better hygene
What, if any, was the single most signifant event so far in human history?
The moment when some hairy manlet homind learned how to make fire.
>>3284977
The invention of anal sex.
My birth.
ITT: Historical figures who would be considered SJWs if they were alive today
>>3284967
Rev. Jim Jones
Alexander the great
>>3284971
>>3284973
Do tell, Greatest Anons.
You get to retrieve 1 (one) lost book from history. Which one is it and what was supposedly about.
One of the books of the Sybelline prophecies, held in the Temple of Jupiter.
What might be even more interesting would be a chance to see the books that were supposedly burned before Tarquinius Superbus paid up.
>Any lost work by Pythagoras
>Any lost work by Proclus
>The Chaldean Oracles
The Neoplatonic "Gospel", considered to be revealed by the gods and contain the essence of to all Platonic and Pythagorean philosophy. Survived only in fragments.
>AristotleĀ“s On the Pythagoreans
Aristotle's still considered the best source on the Pythagoreans due to scarse passages alone. He, however, wrote an entire book on the Pythagoreans, unfortunately lost.
>Pherecydes of Syros' Heptamychia
Pherecydes is said to be Pythagoras' teacher. In this book he taught his doctrine by means of myths.
>Parmenides extant On Nature
Parmenides' only known work, survived only in fragments.
>>3284956
fuck, Iunno. The Jackdaw or the Book of Thoth?
How come they didn't pass out while fighting in hot climate while wearing full armor?
>>3284870
By taking regular breaks and drinking lots of water.
>>3284870
>How come they didn't pass out while fighting in hot climate while wearing full armor?
Plate and leather/lamellar armour doesn't get as hot under the sun as you might think. The plate sits well above the body, and with layers of cloth between the metal and the skin actually cools pretty well, in the same way that berbers and bedouins wear thick layers of loose cloth to provide shade from the sun, rather than to insulate.
The worst armour to wear however is mail. In hot sun that shit is murder, as it hangs heavily onto the skin, preventing any airflow, and compressing any clothes, while providing no shielding layer, causing the clothes to heat up under direct sunlight.
Wearing a coat of mail under a hot sun is one of the most unpleasant things, your shoulders end up burning and in agony, plate on the other hand is generally not that unpleasant, especially if it is loose or segmented as they allow for more airflow (segmentata is great for this).
>>3284870
By using superior weapons and not failing for the plate meme
Okay guys give me the basic gestalt
>>3284708
>Ukraine
>Crimeia
Post one and only one.
>>3284708
Ukrainians are Russians who got fucked by Poles and Lithuanians so hard that they invented their own language
Ukraine doesn't exist.
If in 1940, after the armistice with France, Hitler stayed put and didn't launch more offensives, fortifying his eastern border with Stalin while focusing on developing his air force, navy, consolidating his current gains rather than more military campaigns, what would have happened?
>>3284645
Germany surrenders.
>>3284655
How so?
>>3284645
Russia grows stronger everyday,ultimately reaching a peak by 1943
UK continues pussying in their island in peace,low chance of Rommel succeeding in Africa unless they clear up the Suez first
Maybe Germany could press that total war production button to quadruple her industry but it could be quite dangerous
>kill each other for thousands of years
>live in absolute filth
>greedy
>warlike
>barbaric
>get shiny new toys from near/far east
>goes to americas
>kills all the peaceful natives
>goes to africa
>kills all the peaceful tribes men
>starts colonizing the world for no reason
>WE WUZ KANGZ N SHT
>white man's burden.doc
>WE WUZ LIBERATORS
>fast forward 1950s
>decolonization happens
>fast forward 2000s
>still wonders why the rest of the world hates wh*te subhumans
>peaceful
>>3284637
>peaceful
>>3284637
You seem to have forgotten how white people saved the world from starvation, diseases and poverty
Not trolling. Were Jewish intellectuals and financiers actually responsible for the Russian Revolution and other communist movements?
If you donate a nickel to an orphanage, does that mean there would be no orphanages without you? What little evidence there is of Jews supporting of financing the Russian Revolution does not prove they orchestrated it.
intellectuals yes, financiers no, would you finance your own downfall? thought so
>>3284604
Who is Jacob Schiff?
What are some civil wars where the wrong side won? I'll start.
>>3284517
>>3286077
Do it again uncle Billy
>>3286089
DO IT AGAIN WILLY Q.
>"What a worthless Emperor you are, getting captured so easily! Now, suck on my toes and I might just let you live... Hmm, why are you hiding your crotch like that? Don't tell me, your disgusting dick got hard from having your face stepped on? Fufu, Romans really are nasty little perverts! I wonder if your subjects know their ruler is such a pathetic masochist pig. I know, if you write a declaration saying that you're my personal pet I might just let you cum, fufufu..."
>>3284489
What is this about?
>>3284495
History, obviously.
>>3284495
Battle of Manzikert
What is this guy wearing? And what would it be made out of?
Terracotta, It appears.
>>3284402
Looks like lamellar armor. The Chinese used it throughout much of premodern history. Lamellar armor was typically constructed by binding overlapping metal plates onto a cloth or leather backing. Hardened leather plates could also be used if suitable metal was not available. Other cultures (such as the Eurasian steppe nomads) probably used variations of leather armor throughout history. In any case, the style and quality of the armor probably depended upon the rank of the soldier and/or the state of the military at that time.
>>3284434
So why is the the lamellar covered by that fabric? What are the three threads on the chest? Would he wear a gambeson like material underneath?
Note the three Asian nations that were never colonized by Europe (Japan, Siam/Thailand, Korea).
http://riceinstitute.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Open-Defecation-in-the-World-national-2012.jpg
Now look at the present map for public defecation.
https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2015/03/15.png
It lines up exactly perfectly. Coincidence? No fucking way. It all adds up when you think about it too. India was the most thoroughly colonized country in Asia and ended up as the worst example of a people literally incapable of pooing in the loo.
You can't deny this, there's literally no other explanation for how this could be possible. Holy literal shit, I just cracked the biggest conspiracy in human history.
What's Liberia's excuse?
>>3284303
>Portugal
Ehh?
>>3284303
>pootugal
country's that deserved better
>>3284280
Fuck off you fucking leftist limp-wristed faggot. Yugoslavia was a fucking shithole and I'm glad its forever gone and never coming back.
kys
>>3284286
T.serb
>>3284306
I'm Slovenian and you should kill yourself you brain dead revisionist retard.