I'm writing a console game and want to return some funny output whenever the user enters an option that isn't valid. What are some things I could return to the user?
>>57511393
You're retarded and your mother should have aborted you
>>57511393
Try not being a retard who likes garbage webcomics
>>57511393
>What are some things I could return to the user?
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
>it's finally over
The ride never ends, anon.
I see calle so much on the captcha
Guess google realizes who best squid is
>>57511538
Calle means street in Spanish.
I fell for the RN3P SE/Kate meme.
Can't unlock bootloader officially.
Anyone with a Kate managed to install CM13 on it and get the fingerprint sensor to work? I read that some models (Goodix) weren't supported.
Is it in the wiki? If yes, follow that.
If no, port it.
Simple.
>Kate
don't do that
>>57511294
I bookmarked this
Not sure if it works as I ended up buying something else instead of the RN3P
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/comments/5611tg/psa_you_can_flash_twrp_and_subsequently_cm13/
(pic related)
So i`ve been downloading from ddl-warez.in for over a year now without a proxy and never got caught. I am only downloading programs and games (so no porn or films). I use jDownloader and live in austria (europe), will I get caught in the future?
you've already been caught, they're just collecting more evidence at this point. don't drop the soap
use a VPN Service. It will "protect" you a bit, but not 100%
>>57511265
no, you're gucci.
Only torrentcucks get v&
Dear non autists of /g/ I know some of you might actually exist.
How do you stay relevant in social circles without social media?
>social circles
That's pretty much a meme, all you need is a couple good friends, the rest is just a facade.
>>57511231
by beign ethereal
>>57511245
>a meme
saying things are a meme is a meme (I just did it myself)
I am somewhat of a social butterfly, and have different groups of friends depending on interests
>films
>whisky
>music/gigs
>filmmaking/photography (line of work)
I also play vidya with my friends, but I do not have any "vidya" friends because those are the true autists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlFf0-ee1kw
Everyone starting to realize MUH THIN meme is retarded and following APPLEL is retarded
>>57511171
>Everyone
That's a generous statement. At most, the people on the edge of knowing shit about technology are realizing that ultrathin electronics have way more disadvantages by design and that ditching functionality for aesthetics is a bad idea, but by and large people still want their slim shit.
>>57511439
Muh silent majority
>>57511439
Muh thick majority
Literally ThinkPad: The Phone
>>57511144
>Comes with spyware and a faggy light up logo
Yeah, checks out
>>57511144
looks familiar...
>>57511144
Nah, that's somewhat appealing, while the thinkpad is as ugly as a brick.
What went wrong?
>>57510995
What does that MEAN!!
And 1,5% of those woman are actually animus grips. Pic related is an example for you.
>>57510995
Women naturally prefer proprietary software
Convince me to not go back to Windows 7 from Windows 10
>>57510921
Delete Windows, install Solus.
>>57510927
It doesn't support Word nor my Engineering software
>>57510921
Windows 10 has a nice botnet and background installs that bloat the entire fucking system.
So I just bought a laptop and from second 1, it was fucking laggy as fuck. Can I return it or is there an option to make it run faster?
return it
>>57510867
Yes, install GNU/Linux on it.
>>57510873
But I already installed a few programs on it. Does that make a difference?
Maybe you guys can help me out...
>Been learning ruby for a few months.
>Go looking for job.
>Have 2 choices - Junior at ruby comapny or internship at python company.
>Still dont have offer from ruby, but have from python and python is pressing me to accept so i have 1-2 hours.
>Friends at python company, so i know good crew, but more chill.
>Ruby team is 4 ppl and python is big company and i dont know if ruby team is good, but more money as junior.
What do?
>>57510813
If you say no to Python and don't get an offer from ruby, you're fucked.
Are you a gambler?
>>57510813
learn c
Python.
EVEYRONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION
THE DEFINITIVE WALLPAPER HAS BEEN CREATED
I REPEAT: THE DEFINITIVE WALLPAPER HAS BEEN CREATED
EVERYONE PLEASE UPDATE THEIR DESKTOP RIGHT NOW
http://www.davidrevoy.com/article323/gnu-linux-portrait
>>57510786
Nice image. I wish he used code from the GNU project itself, though.
>>57510786
Whose the guy on the left?
>>57511081
are you joking or you're on /g/ for the first time?
THANK YOU BASED NVIDIA
>>57510736
>$1000
>>57510736
>>57510764
The merchant does it again!
>>57510736
Where is vega ? amd said it will be for late 2016
Is C++ the comfiest programming language?
Depends on what you want to do.
>>57510896
program games
>>57510901
Depends on the type of game and preexisting frameworks.
Hello /g/
I hope someone here can help me.
I smashed my Iphone 5s screen, so it show blank black.
I had it turned on earlier, but now Im not sure it will turn on anymore. It is too expensive to get it repaired, I will just buy a new one, but I sure would like my files, pics, notes and so.
now my question is: is there ANY way, I can get my files, without having to fix my screen?
I havnt been able to write my passcode in blinded (screen not showing anything)
Or am I and my Iphone doomed?
cheers.
>>57510708
You can't afford $20? That is how much it costs to replace the screen.
>>57510708
>too expensive
like 2 hours worth of minimum wage work
>>57510755
>>57511331
not OP here
was $100 kangabukz to replace my screen in aus just for the component, I did the work myself