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An eggsecutive running LOONIX?
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imagine my shock
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>>59947188
when ive seen his KEK
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>>59947163
Never stop posting this
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Do you ever dream in code
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i unironically do whenever i'm working on a complicated project
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Only reason to keep posting this shit is because you're THAT butthurt that you never even got entry level employment.
-He failed at the kickstarter
-He can't really code
-He can't make anything new
-He fucked up the most basic todo app
-Nobody cares
-It's fucking over
Just your typical anomaly where the news didn't have anything else to do that day. But you probably don't even read this thread once you post it, you fucking piece of shit.
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last semester when I took a web development course, I had PHP nightmares.
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Which is better for getting a job and which is easier to learn?
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>>59947003
Python
3rd most popular language
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Except if you need an specific R package without equivalent, Python.
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>>59947003
>>>import numpy
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Why is the internet so fucking boring now?
What websites do you browse that aren't recycled normalfag memes? I mean interesting sites with something cool to read or see, like textfiles.com.
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you probably need to cultivate interests if you want to find interesting content, OP
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>>59946928
because you're just a retarded plebsumer
that's fucking why.
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>>59947238
So what do you find interesting on the internet other than 4chan (assuming you do find it interesting) ?
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Do you want to work for a start up? 2017-04-18 03:32:59 Post No.59946788
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Do you want to work for a start up?
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>SJW employees
>Using the latest languages, frameworks, stacks as fashion statements
>elitist in who they hire
>think all of their employees are level 3 elite hipster programmers
>have cool looking websites
>cool office space
>generic but cool sounding job descriptions
>enjoy craft beers
>everyone is cooler than you
>boss is younger than you are
Do you want to work for a start up g?
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please take your culture warrior threads elsewhere, OP; this is a technology board
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>>59946788
/g/tards are s autistic that they think the personal beliefs of programmers actually has a substantial effect on development.
Mods really should stop this shit
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I do work for a startup.
We have almost none of those things.
It might be part of why we're making money?
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when is apple gonna invent the quantum computer for consumers 2017-04-18 03:30:37 Post No.59946765
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when is apple gonna invent the quantum computer for consumers
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>>59946765
Apple can't even invent a working USB C port. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
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>>59946765
>quantum computers
Stop this meme right fucking now, you nigger. Quantum refers simply to the kind of of data the computer can process and how it processes it. They are actually slower than current off the shelf Intel and AMD powered PCs and they would offer nothing useful to the average consumer. They are for scientific and experimental use only. You're a fucking idiot.
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>>59946765
Consumers will never have quantumn computers. They might be used via cloud computing for speciļ¬c tasks.
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did i do good /g/ ?
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>>59946717
kys
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>>59946724
what did i do wrong?
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>>59946754
1) Not using a sieve
2) Using the slow bruteforce method, you made no optimizations at all, possibly the most naive algorithm one could think up. Are you even a sentient being?
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Best way to send parameters to my app
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Ok, /g/ ... I finished developing an application for my job. But today minutes before leaving we had a huge argument about sending parameters to the app. What I need is just an ID, and the flag --Lite. The guy I'm having the argument with wants to send me two strings:
123/2017 => File number
This is a test => Name of the file
I was thinking about executing my program like this:
myProgram.exe 6789 123/2017 |This is a test| --Lite
And the guy wants something like this:
myProgram.exe |789|123/2017|This is a test|Lite|
Given your experience, what would be the best way to send parameters to the app?
Thanks!
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>>59946644
Sauce
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>>59946644
DUDE
blue board!
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>>59946813
Emma watson allegedly
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What jobs can you get with Haskell skills? 2017-04-18 03:18:33 Post No.59946642
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What jobs can you get with Haskell skills?
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I am beginning to delve into Haskell and really enjoy it. Where could I get hired?
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CEO of a Haskell using start up.
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Cashier
Waiter
Drug dealer
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>>59946829
why aren't there any jobs in haskell programming?
ANSWERRRRMMEEEEE!!!!
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Core 2 Duo
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>>59946565
INDEED...i miss the year 2008.
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>>59946541
i7
but no hate on ryzen though as it has its uses.
t. i7 6700k user.
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Ubering with Two Phones 2017-04-18 03:02:52 Post No.59946414
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I drive for Uber daily for 5 days a week, and I just bought a brand new LG G6. My old phone was working great but I wanted a better camera and more internal memory. I just got the idea that my old phone, which is now deactivated, but still has functional Wi-Fi and GPS capabilities could continue to take the brunt of Ubering.
My reasoning is that my new phone could be used as a hotspot, only working to access and transmit data to my old phone, which would be using GPS, Wi-Fi and Navigation always on. That way my old phone can continue to do the heavy lifting while my new phone just uses data with it's screen off. I'm trying to extend it's battery health because I'm not the kind of person to buy a new phone every 2 years, and I just want to get the most out of this new phone. Is this a good idea or am I being overly cautious?
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>>59946414
Hi /tv/
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>>59946510
God dammit, my shame.
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>>59946519
Don't worry.
>>59946414
have a lg g4 since launch. I'm a programmer and live alone. I use my g4 as wifi modem for my laptop, PS4, PSVita and have no problem. I'm waiting for the OnePlus 5 to change mi phone since the LG G6 price is too high for a last year processor.
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Got one of these xps 15s from a liquidation sales for $1000
apparently it's the new one (gtx 1050?) with an i5-7300HQ and the 4K screen
Should I keep it or sell it? Is it any good? Did I get ripped?
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Need a laptop?
Keep it
Don't need a laptop?
Sell it
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>>59946403
I have a 2015 13" rMBP...SSD is kinda weak at 128gb but i was thinking about getting a desktop for gaems
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>>59946403
this
you probably wont make much from selling it though
just sell your other computer and start using it as your main device
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huh
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>And then there's the browser: 4K streaming only works in Microsoft Edge, because it's the only browser that supports PlayReady DRM
It keeps getting better
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>>59946365
>Kaby Lake
>Windows 10
>Edge
The trifecta of botnet holy shit.
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I love proprietary software!
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How do you keep good posture /g/
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>>59946343
by not being poor
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Nigger rigging something like you did.
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this would be comfy if you weren't running Windows 10
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Oh my... Terry's kitchen is far too big for him to reach the cabinets. How will he pour himself a nice refreshing drink of Shasta?
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kill yourself
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Find a stool
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Drink directly from the goddamn soda and deal with it, manlet