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Vote here for /cock/ mascot anons
http://www.strawpoll.me/12655698
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We should combine two beloved characters, one from each board, into one mascot.
/co/ has Samurai Jack
/ck/ has Cooking with Jack
See where I'm going?
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No Jughead?
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>No Breakfast Princess
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>its the /pol/ false flagging as /a/ and spamming the other merged boards episode
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You people see /pol/ everywhere.
Soon, you won't be able to call someone a good old-fashioned "faggot" without turbo "tippity-top kekkles" autists going: "Back to /pol/ with you".
Faggot.
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>>35512
>uses /a/ pic
>hurr durr /pol isn't cancer
>please gibme safe space but
faggot
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>>35546
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Dinner /cock/, you?
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that meat is so raw, you should just put it out of its misery already
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Reading comics, watching kinos...
You need your popcorns, right?
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Fuck off /tv/ you are not invited.
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>>35242
>Kino
Goddamn it /tv/ get out of here
They still got something plan for tonight. What do you think it's gonna be.
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>>35296
>tfw I want to see the room but want to see SJ more
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>>35296
One Piece marathon
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They're going to air the rest of Jack, except for the final episode, which will air normally weeks in the future.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaxWAwdJMA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZeU4DihI6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V9Y3wYfvjM
I want to ____ that alien.
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OKAY /cock/ I WANNA FOOD!! FEED ME NOW ASSBAGS!!!
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Hey, /cock/. Does anyone know what Popplers are made of? I love the little buggers, but I can't afford to constantly go to Fishy Joe's to buy some so I'm hoping to find a way to make them by hand at home.
What, are they made of? Chicken? Pork? I can't seem to pin the unique taste and texture down.
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>>35291
I mean they're from Fishy Joe's so it's got to be some sort of fish right? Maybe try crawfish or shrimp with a polenta batter?
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>>35291
Ingredients
2 medium-ripe plantains
500g chicken breast
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup sweetened shredded coconut
1 tsp baking soda
1 tbsp garam masala
Oil for frying
Method
In a deep fryer or heavy pot, bring oil to 160C.
While the oil heats, saute or steam the chicken breast and chop into chunks.
Peel the plantains and in a large bowl, use a potato masher to squish the plantains and chicken together.
Once the plantains are a paste and the chicken is well pulverized, add the flour, garam masala, baking soda and coconut. Mix well.
Form the mixture into balls. If the balls don’t form easily, add more flour, a tablespoon at a time.
Carefully drop several balls into the oil. They cook very quickly. Turn them once during cooking, about 15 seconds along. Remove when medium to dark brown.
Drain on paper towels and repeat until all the balls are fried. Serve warm.
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>>35351
I've already tried crawfish, shrimp, lobster, crab and even shark but nothing seems to match the taste, even with every seasoning I have on my spice rack.
I'm getting pretty desperate here, folks. But I'm trying to save up for a PS4 this month and I can't afford to keep stopping by Fishy Joe's anymore.
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Post cheese with a lot of beef on it. cheeseteak, beef chesecake, cheeseburger...It ain't kosher, folks!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7z2Tu3Cjas
Discuss.
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Ruins the three frame dynamic.
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ITT strong women that have defeated the /cock/ 2017-04-01 09:43:04 Post No.35256
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ITT strong women that have defeated the /cock/
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No one can truly defeat /cock/ together we are unstoppable
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>>35256
Can't beat the /cock/.
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Yuri is shit.
Fuck off to >>>/u/
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Do you want this cake?
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I WANT IT
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>you will never see Ruby star in a cake farts video
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give me that ass, you slut!
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Hey /cock/, I've had pic related in my fridge and have been dipping carrots in it as a snack for the last two weeks. Just looked at the package and it says "use within 7 days after opening."
Am I gonna die?
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>2 weeks
Holy shit get to the hospital NOW
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>>35420
dibs on your stuff
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WHY CANT I FIND THE OLIVE BLEND OR CARAMELIZED ONION HUMMUS IN MY CITY ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEE
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What a Fedora Imagines When He Orders Black Coffee 2017-04-01 09:37:03 Post No.35089
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What a Fedora Imagines When He Orders Black Coffee
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>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."
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Are you mad about something?
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>>35089
/ck/ you're doing a meme wrong
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HOLY SHIT WONDER TWINS CONFIRMED FOR INJUSTICE 2!!
!!!
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>>35117
I saw this last night and realized it was mid thought it was April Fool’s.
>Holy shit the Wonder Twins are gon-
>oh