What happens when Vanellope discovers the internet?
"Vanellope Takes the Red Pill"
>>37412
Lots of masturbation.
She realizes she hates nationalism, men, and white people.
What's the closest real life equivalent to the Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango?
Probably a Carolina Reaper or a Chocolate Bhutlah
>>37390
Ghost peppers
>>37443
>Carolina Reaper
>It has been described as having a fruity taste, with the initial bite being sweet and then immediately turning to "molten lava".
All right, in honor of the two boards merging, I feel it's finally time to dissect something both /co/ and /ck/ related I've been wondering for a long time.
In the Adult Swim show Xavier Renegade Angel we meet this unnamed character briefly in "World of Hurt" (S1 E6). He remarks that "They say every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life. I just chowed me down a years worth."
Now, assuming that wasn't hyperbole, we can tell that with 525,600 minutes in a year this means that he ate exactly 58,400 slices of bacon. Assuming each one of these slices is 8g, that's about 43 kilocalories per slice.
That means he consumed 2,511,200 calories worth of bacon, and presumably the clerk at the diner didn't notice as he explained how he had eaten a years worth of bacon. But the real question is, ignoring the amount of calories one consumes in a day and the implications of consuming this much bacon, after he ate all this bacon the diner owner presumably had to cook this all up for him, why is he focusing on his smoking habit as a detriment to his health rather than his caloric intake?
Furthermore, would he and Gaston have the largest breakfast known to man?
alright guys im gonna eat this gum from 2001
looks good as it did 16 years ago
Did you pay for it, or did you actually steal it?
>>37482
i stole it but did buy another pack of gum
Help how do I make iHop pancakes at home?
How is there not a thread about shokugeki?
>>37600
cuz this is still a board about WESTERN cartoons
>>37600
How do you like your meat anon?
>>37600
that's /a/ not /co/
>>37746
best girl
>>37361
Reddit autism
Do we really need this facebook tier 'discourse'
I've eaten pineapple on pizza all my life, and so has my girlfriend, so I don't really care what anyone else thinks about it.
Hey /ck/, I'll see you again tomorrow, right?
You still wanna hang out after today, r-right?
>>37545
no you guys suck. I already hate this fucking board and you fags somehow made it worse.
This was fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc1QHOvS_G0
Pic possibly related. http://lawcomic.net/guide/?p=4947
What are /cock/ favorite combo's ?
>>37014
>Tubsy is still double dead
You /co/ guys are alright.
Don't come to cooking class tomorrow.
he's just misunderstood
bork bork muthafucka
Pizza Time!
>>37139
no.
Spaghetti Time.
Anyone else's family just do absolutely abhorrent shit to food that you never really questioned until years later?
>Dad would crush up Doritos and add them to his ramen noodles
>Not even drain the noodles or put them in a bowl, just a plastic container like you would buy sandwich meat in
>Dorito crumbs would just float around and be soggy
For years I thought ramen just tasted bad and wasn't for me because I never considered not doing the "add doritos" process of it
Shit did your dad go to jail? That sounds like the shit they usually do in jail in between making pruno
>>37155
I can't imagine being autistic enough to watch stephen universe and I don't want to read the ramblings from an autist that does. Kill yourself
>>37253
You know he did actually, I never considered that connection.
He almost immediately went back to jail after my mom left him, pretty sure he tried to rob someone's house.
>>37297
It was the first cartoon in my image folder, I'm sorry anon. Have a Gumball.
So which board is the male in this relationship?
We're both non-binary shitlord.
>>37024
/ck/
/ck/ is the male and /co/ is the female (male)