What animal character would make for a great feast?
>>40948
What do YOU know about good fruit punch?
Do you like mexican "aguas frescas"?
>>39762
>"aguas frescas"
Whats next? Emolientes? Mates?
>>39680
Kill yourself, Barneyfag
What does /cock/ think of vegans?
Its a good lifestyle that everyone should try.
>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."
>>41165
He'd probably like this then anon
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
My god did that smell good.
YOU'RE NOT COOKIN'
>>40675
yea i do
How do you feel?
>>41033
I feel like a cock up.
Have you forgotten about me? You don't actually like Reddit and Memey do you?
>>40314
OP you sound bitter as fuck
>jackfags arent the center of attention for 3 seconds
oh the humanity
Lasagna
Cat
do american cats really eat lasagna?
>>40191
We try, but our damned cats always get to them first.
what did you think of Grant Morrison's Event Horizon starring John Constantine?
I thought it was fantastic
the ending was kinda meh
pure niggr-fuel
I want to make it into a cosmic horror movie that leaves out all the meta bullshit. Because without it it's one of the best horror comics I've ever read.
Just the image of that giant sword door gives me chills.
i dont even know what happened
Home made sushi makes me smile in dark times
ITT: /cock/ you've always wanted to try
>>41489
Fuck yeah, crunchy and squishy
Is /k/ also a part of /cock/?
>>40729
Explain
>>41479
>Muh Inhumans Culture
>Muh mutant race
>Muh Scott
>Muh Uncle Tom complex
>Muh Fox vendetta
>>41639
>muhX5
Great dissection, anon. I'll avoid it
Super villains Cooking!
>mfw it's taco night
>>41647
It's T.A.K.O.S. Tuesday actually.
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