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Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:24:11 Post No.36502
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:24:11 Post No. 36502 [Report] [View this topic]

funny food thread :)

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2017-04-01 10:24:16 Post No.36505
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:24:16 Post No. 36505 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to Italian restaurant
>order wings
>boneless
>bring home, serve over rice
>eat with chopsticks
D E V I L I S H
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Mr. Jinks (ID: !//AChEron.) 2017-04-01 10:33:15 Post No.36794
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>>36505
I'm calling the police.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:35:35 Post No.36879
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>>36794
>place soft tortilla in frying pan
>cover with salsa
>cover with cheese
>add pepperoni
>quesopizza

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is it wrong that i like to eat finger foods like cut fruit/veggies, cheeses, meats with a chopsticks but i whenever i go to a restaurant, eat asian food with a fork?

Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:25:57 Post No.36554
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:25:57 Post No. 36554 [Report] [View this topic]

Since we're all /cock/ mongers here, let's have another Batman Food Crimes thread.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:43:06 Post No.37129
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:45:49 Post No.37218
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>>37129
>Well-done

Can Batman be more pleb?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:45:56 Post No.37223
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>>36554
whaddaya know i just reread this today, and found $10 i had stuck in there to straighten out the bill

fucking well-done steaks. must be an old people thing. i own three restaurants and my recently-passed grandfather would not touch a steak unless it was well-done.

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2017-04-01 10:26:47 Post No.36581
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:26:47 Post No. 36581 [Report] [View this topic]

You can only pick one.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:28:32 Post No.36632
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>>36581
brown is a frumpy lesbian with a liberal arts degree

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:29:40 Post No.36675
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:29:40 Post No.36675 [Report]

i just realized they're both white

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:30:38 Post No.36702
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>>36632
Thebootydiaries

Anonymous
Who here is an actual cook? 2017-04-01 10:27:12 Post No.36596
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Who here is an actual cook? Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:27:12 Post No. 36596 [Report] [View this topic]

Who works in a kitchen here? I want to love this board but it seems like it's all boiled taters and hot cheetos in mayo. Sorry for the hate, i'm just bored here.

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snack recomendations 2017-04-01 10:22:09 Post No.36434
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snack recomendations Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:22:09 Post No. 36434 [Report] [View this topic]

ok /cock/ recommend a lowly /co/mrade something to eat that doesnt have too many calories but doesnt taste like cardboard either

i find myself eating too many sweets lately and i want something a bit more healthy becomes this becomes a problem

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:23:04 Post No.36467
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>>36434
sweet potato

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:25:01 Post No.36523
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:25:01 Post No.36523 [Report]

Fruit

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:25:23 Post No.36533
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>>36467
do i need to cook it or can i eat it like a fruit?

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2017-04-01 10:26:13 Post No.36562
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:26:13 Post No. 36562 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do they hide the dollar menu at McDonalds and why was Kim Possible friends with Ron Stoppable?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:27:42 Post No.36610
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>>36562
Why is Kim sad?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:28:08 Post No.36621
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>>36562
1) To people who actually want to get dollar menu stuff, they already know what they want while they get to advertise their fancy new expensive stuff at the same time. Also putting up big images of a regular old McDonalds hamburger aren't terribly appetizing.

2) Plenty of really smart Type-A people have a slacker best friend to unwind with

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>[Colored]

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How did they get away with this? 2017-04-01 10:13:33 Post No.36175
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How did they get away with this? Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:13:33 Post No. 36175 [Report] [View this topic]

Seriously...wasn't this meant for general audiences?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:18:07 Post No.36311
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>>36175
Anon, this is a blue board....I think

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:03:05 Post No.37757
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>>36175
BLOODY HELL, /CK/ I'M NOT USED TO BEING THIS HUNGRY! STOP!

Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:13:42 Post No.36182
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:13:42 Post No. 36182 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we have a company mascot thread?

Who is your favorite?

Pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:19:26 Post No.36347
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:35:51 Post No.36888
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>>36182
You just posted her

Anonymous
Get Jiro! 2017-04-01 10:17:36 Post No.36293
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Get Jiro! Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:17:36 Post No. 36293 [Report] [View this topic]

Could anyone storytime this as a present to our /ck/ friends?

I would but I'm at work.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:33:37 Post No.36804
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if I get home in time, I might have a copy on my hd

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:38:29 Post No.36971
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:38:29 Post No.36971 [Report]

Someone did earlier, check the archive

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:47:12 Post No.37266
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>>36804
Neat. Thx Anon.

Anonymous
2017-04-01 10:15:30 Post No.36239
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:15:30 Post No. 36239 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the best way to start cooking? I'm 19 soon and wanna start. Do I just grab recipes of the internet and do it?

I'm legit scared I'll fuck up and have a pile of inedible food.

The best thing I've ever made were fairy cakes with vanilla extract.The worst shit I ever made was raw apple pie.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:16:04 Post No.36255
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>>36239
Fry an egg.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:19:21 Post No.36345
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>>36239
Cooking is just like any other skill- you need to do it a lot to get better. If you make mistakes and the food doesn't taste like what you want it to suck it up, eat it, and then try again tomorrow.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 10:19:30 Post No.36350
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>>36239
Chef John on youtube is a good startijg point. He has simple recipes and shows each step in depth. He is highly endorsed by /ck/.
Also I would reccommend buying a beginners cook book and working your way through it. You'll learn a lot of techniques that way.