How would you feed a speedster?
Quickly
There's a bomb in the lasagna?
>>33439
Then where's the pipe?
Gotta say, it wasnt that bad. Definitely gonna try again.
And a Diet Coke.
For that ass? Not a chance!
With all the mystery chemical shit in "diet" anything, you'd just be better off drinking the regular variety.
Or just wise up and drink water. I switched to only water years agobecause I'm a cheap shit and wasn't going to pay for pop.
>>33422
Mary's T&A was the best thing about Clarence.
Sad to see it go.
Post some of your favourite animated food characters /cock/
Is this Johnny Test?
Batman with prep time or angry Spiderman?
>>33606
Alfred
>>33606
As if Batman has ever cooked anything in his entire life
>>33606
So basically Alfred vs Aunt May?
Post good recipes so that we can enjoy snsck while watching cartoons.
>le bacon and donut meme burger
Why cook when I can eat my waifu's favorite meal with out effort?
The chocolate Carmel is 10/10
>>33612
I just had tuna pizza forthe first time and it was really good, fight me
Post the best looking food and feasts you got.
Wakfu had really good looking food somehow
>>33614
Forget Princess Bubblegum.
All hail the true princess of /cock/!
Think her pussy's a sunny side up fried egg and her hymen's the yolk?
>>33623
Does she squirt gravy?
I'm not actually Borneo but I figured putting my name as Borneo would make this thread easier to find
Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: Monthly edition!
The theme is announced on the 1st of every month, and submissions are welcome all month!
The winner for the March challenge is Toothpick !ar04b2AUa2 who submitted an egg yolk ravioli with tomato sauce and zested parmesan and salt cured egg yolk. Congratulations!
SCORING GUIDELINES
We recommend an 'Iron Chef' style scoring system. This means you, the people of /ck/, will judge each entry individually instead of deciding on what you feel is the "best" dish.
Dishes are scored out of a total 20 points, based on 4 categories (worth a maximum of 5 points each); Presentation, Originality, Appeal and Challenge Goals. You may award 0's if you feel the contestant did not meet your expectations for a category.
-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)
The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal.
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Copypasta Scoring Format for Lazymodo
Presentation: /5
Originality: /5
Appeal: /5
Challenge Goals: /5
Total: /20
This month we'll be trying out casual voting only.
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The theme of April is..... Roll a Spice!
Make a post and match the end of your post number to the following:
1. Ginger
2. Pepper
3. Vanilla
4. Basil
5. Garlic
6. Five Spice
7. Paprika
8. Chilli
9. Cinnamon
0. Rosemary
If the spice you roll is unavailable to you, you may reroll once.
While you're perfectly welcome to make a large spread of food, please make sure there is clearly a "main dish" because that is what people will be voting on.
Previous thread: https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S28373
BONUS CONTENT:
Introduction video explaining the challenge for you newbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo6KUNqdsz0
Photography guide:
Text version - http://pastebin.com/VTK7inJQ
Vertical version - http://i.imgur.com/wqE7hys.jpg
How to make webm: http://i.imgur.com/qmj9lnL.jpg
How to make verticals vertical: http://i.imgur.com/9zYnUbu.jpg
Also, damn you /co/cksuckers post fast.
What the fuck is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
>>33646
people
>>33646
It involves opium.
>>33646
The creators did talk about this.
Seahorse meat I think it was. Go find it.
What's the most redpilled jigaboo dish?
>>33652
Wait, they have food there?
>>33712
The McOogaBooga is big there I hear.
>>33792
I thought their diet consisted mostly on explorers
Is Fighting Foodons /cock/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LbWWx80ZPA
HELL YES IT IS
Does soap count as food?
>>31776
Obviously
>>31776
Hey man, when you're the poison taster, everything is food if you're told it is.
>>31776
with all that milk it wouldn't matter.