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What a Fedora Imagines When He Orders Black Coffee 2017-04-01 09:37:03 Post No. 35089
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What a Fedora Imagines When He Orders Black Coffee
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2017-04-01 09:37:03
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>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."
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Are you mad about something?
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>>35089
/ck/ you're doing a meme wrong
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>>35685
You know who else drank black coffee?
Michael Jackson.
Where is he now? Oh that's right...
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>>35089
>Its a Christ fags and Muslim fags have to make dumb ass memes to justify there silly believes episode.
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>>35089
You must have missed this morning's thread where all the fedoras were bragging about how they don't drink coffee.
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>>35089
literally what the fuck is wrong with black coffee
nothing at all, you're just too picky and need sugar and cream to wash it down like a 6 year old who only drinks chocolate milk
also, starbucks is shit
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But I like black coffee. Same reason I like Stouts. Dark, strong drinks are the best.
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>>35089
I wonder how many people who use this image realize that it's an edit of someone who was the victim of a mass shooting.
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>>35089
I don't drink coffee often and not drinking coffee is probably more fedora than black. Or maybe cold brew
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>>35089
There needs to be a sequel where he goes to a shitty bar and orders "whiskey, straight up"
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>>36017
cold brew is the biggest fucking meme, a total waste of coffee
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>>35812
t. Shekelstein
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>>35768
Black coffee turned him white
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>>36022
then he orders a steak rare
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>>36952
How would you like your steak, sir?
>Shaken, not stir fried
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>>37354
>It's an Asian restaurant
>They only have stir-fry
>He responds byeating the fortune cookiein one bite
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>tfw I drink black coffee because milk/cream makes me gassy as fuck at work and I don't care for non-dairy substitutes
Fuck.
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>>35899
American coffee is just brown water. I guess they put sugar an milk in it for that reason.
Real coffee should be black not brown
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