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>>84370621
>>84370643

no

Using heat vision to make all of his batarangs dull so they don't stick into walls all cool like.

Using heat vision to fuck with his smoke bombs so when he tries to escape all cool like there is just a little fizzle.

Using heat vision to melt the bottom of his boots so when he gets into costume all cool like he jumps into his boots and falls over.

>>84370320
I got some more.

When Batman is gliding around with his cape all cool like, Supes goes under him and just blows air up so Batman can never get down.

>>84370341
Superman coats the inside of Batman's mask with ink in ways that'll leave funny drawings on his face.
>powers
He'd need his super speed and such to sneak in and do that without Bruce knowing.

When Batman is flying the Batwing, Supes uses heat vision to disable an internal component to shut off the engines, then he carries it around making whooshing noises over their communicator, pretending its a toy.
If Batman simply tries to eject, Supes welds the cockpit shut.

>>84371105
"Sideshow" Bob did not do one single thing wrong.

In [current year]? Probably none.

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Smoke what?

None of the Big Two characters, as far as I know.

There are plenty of characters who smoke outside of that though.

>>84369543
None.
Zero.
Get some taste.
An Iota of taste.
Seriously MacFarlane Girls? Fapping to 2D is sad enough but you go out of your way to fap to MacFarlane girls?

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>>84369557
so, dont' post. we can live without your judgment.

GONNA

BAKE COOKIES

FOR YOU

>Every pre-schooler cartoon that takes place in a non-descript or otherwise unrealistic surroundings
2spooky4me bro

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>>84369353

>>84369353
Fucking kek. Idk what show that even is bro

>>84369342

yes

>>84369418

no

>>84369425
Maybe

>>84368969
he's naturally buff

>>84368969
It's natural he doesn't work out.

He doesnt need to eat

Normal strength.

That's a really difficult question to answer. He's pretty fit, but because he spends all his time running, his body is probably trained more for endurance than raw physical strength.

That said, this thread is bound to get wonky once you factor in how fast he runs, because he can accelerate to obscene velocities and therefore generate ridiculous amounts of force. Like, picture a bullet. That shit's small, but it's the velocity that lets it tear through everything it can.

Now picture a bullet the size of a fist traveling at like mach twelve. I'm pretty sure Flash punched some dude into orbit, at least twice.

And if we're talking about in relation to other heroes, the fact that he can accelerate to ludicrous speeds such as one half-the-world/second actually place him near, if not at the top of bullshit power rankings when he really cuts loose. Because seriously, it doesn't matter how strong you are if you're moving fast enough to deliver a punch approaching infinite mass in its impact. It's one of the reasons he's so appealing, at first you think he's just some weak ass guy who can only run fast, and then he really cuts loose and holy shit he just did like ten laps around the planet in a few seconds, wrecking your shit on each pass.

This velocity has also been shown to apply to lifting heavy objects, to a degree. I distinctly remember things like Flash lifting extremely heavy objects, but once he slows down a bit he ended up dropping whatever it was because he didn't have the momentum to help him move it.

So really, in the end, it boils down to "How much bullshit are we talking here?", because really Flash is one of those "As strong as the plot demands he is" heroes.

He's a cardiofag.

Are they?

It's hard to tell at this pace.

and those art panels in the text updates that were never mentioned or explained really threw me off in the past.

I thought we got two artists and paid all this much to get real comic updates

>>84368770
Yeah, it's just that this book isn't focusing on a conflict, so it comes across as really slow. A lot has happened, but not a lot has happened. If that makes sense.

To be honest I kinda enjoy the text updates more these days.

You get more detail.

>>84368665
Didn't Gordon want to fuck Kimberly?

>>84368665
Hovis is beneath them, being a lowly butler. Kimberly commands their respect, so they give her a formal title of 'human', as they still recognize cats are inferior.

>>84368708
you know he did

Being one of the greatest comic book creators to the outside world means as much as being the greatest popsicle stick joke writer

>>84368544
Nothing because the only comic writer normies know about is Stan Lee.

>>84368544
>Look! Is the guy who made that spartan movie
>isn't him the same guy from civil war?
>I think you mean Robert Rodriguez
>This is nothing like the movie

>Implying stop-motion isn't the devil
>Implying you wouldn't shit your pants if a stop-motion creature walked towards you
>Implying its very existence isn't the stuff that nightmares are made out of

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>>84368449
What do you mean?

>>84368472
>The guy from california raisins, moonwalk and the noid made this

*What

>>84368034
He was a neggar.

>>84368034
he has no friends