/co/... your angel of death awaits
>>84598420
Couldn't you have come before things got so bad? What, were you too busy "polishing your scythe"?
Reyes is cute, CUTE!
>>84598420
No joke, would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me so hard.
Goddamn sometimes this shit just cuts too deep.
>>84598283
Could Ronnie's self loathing spawn a Replace who exists purely to destroy him?
>>84598283
When Ronnie hits a home run he really knocks one out of the park.
It's amusing yet concerning, the perfect blend.
>>84598421
Pug roast?
So a friend just sent me this image and says it's from an episode of MTV's Liquid Television that aired in 91. He said he did some research and Dora the explorer didn't have any related animators and of course didn't air until years later. Tried finding the image but nothing came up. Thoughts, theories or any info?
Your friend is a liar. A liar who lies. I don't know your lying friend, I don't know if he has a history of lying or if he's never lied to you before, but for this moment right now he is lying. He's being a lying sack lies.
Also your an asshole for posting a picture of your computer with the image on it instead of the image itself. Again, I don't know you, but doing this makes you an asshole. Your an asshole and your friend is a liar. Fuck you both. But not really.
Love, me.
>>84598542
i assume this literal image is the image his friend sent him.
>>84598542
There is a possibility that he is liar. I'm glad you held it together in realizing that might be the case.
>>84598649
yeah this is all I have to go off of.
OH SHIT NIGGA
IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/matt-reeves-gary-whitta-adapt-912076
They better put all their budget into the food scenes.
>>84598027
That's Redwall m8
Is this Redwall?
Currently binge watching Samurai Jack in preparation for the new season. What the fuck was up with this episode? It's the 11th episode of the second season. Jack was so incredibly out of character in it.
Also, Samurai Jack thread I guess.
>>84597876
Out of character how exactly?
It was a bonkers one off that wasn't meant to make a lot of sense
you think such an honorable man would act normal while strutting around naked?
I don't remember that one.
If you didn't frantically masturbate to this on your television before it cut to a commercial break, then you don't know shit about cartoons.
>>84597859
>not recording it on a vhs and then pausing it
Amateur
>>84597859
There will never be a high res version of this picture
>>84598335
Wasn't there that one Rule34 edit though?
How would you describe Arnold's best friend, Gerald?
he black
Black.
so did marge from the simpsons get BLACKED but couldn't keep the kid so she left Gerald with his grandparents or whoever was taking care of him
>I'll get you for that you yellow monkey! Ugh!
>>84596996
Good old Hydra banter
"Well a fuck you white monkey"
>>84596996
That's not very nice cap
ITT: Senior citizens you'd stick your dick in
OP's grandma
It'd probably end horribly for my dick, but y'know. Worth it.
>>84596373
l-lewd
>put on your Joker merchandise
>go out to buy some frozen yogurt
>kid in line with his mom
>he's wearing a Batman shirt
>says "You know Batman is going to win, right?"
How do you proceed to freak him?
>You're a fat beta
>You don't have any friends to watch skwad with
>You got cucked
>You're racist online only
Yeah, you are a freak. When was the last time someone touched your basement door?
>>84596180
>You'll understand when you become an adult, kiddo.
>>84596180
I punch his bitch ass face and slap his retarded mom.
Them I ask where is Batman now.
When he grow up, he would see that Joker make more sense.
PHIL'S FROM THE SOUL
JACK'S FROM THE PIER
>>84596166
JACKERS NEW, SO HE'S STILL LEARNIN
It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!
IT'S
>Bought the compilation book yesterday
>Read through whole thing today
>Gets heavy Red Dawn vibes from this.
>Canadian glorification
I must say, I don't know what I was expecting but I must say, I probably shouldn't be surprised at what I got. Though I must say, I find it hard to imagine the idea of calling the ending a "victory" for the rebellion.
They basically poisoned the last clean source of water in North America nad its clear things are going bad to worse for both countries so I'd call it more a Pyrrhic victory than anything considering the sheer amount of loss.
If anything though the book reminds me why I'm not a patriot anymore.
It's not meant to be patriotic or a victory for either side. It's meant to show that war fucking sucks.
>>84595675
Yeah, but they celebrated it like its a victory. The rebels willing chose to and attacked on a volatile place. War does fucking suck, but it also shows how utterly incompetent the "heroes" were.
not so long ago I read the 6th and final issue after reading the first five months ago.
eh, it felt rushed. I think this was supposed to be an ongoing...
Has anyone else been really disappointed in Rebirth? It feels like a broken promise...
Not really reading every DC book so far.
It feels like they gave us everything we asked for.
>2 Wallys
Aw yeah
>>84595553
What promise was broken?
THE
INVADERS
ALIEN MISSILE THREAT
by
Paul S. Newman
My mom read me this book when I was a kid, it's all torn and tattered and falling apart now so I figured I would scan it in to digitally preserve it forever.
Posting chapter 1 tonight.
(Yeah, I know this cover is a crappy scan, I'll do a better one later.)
>>84594576
CHAPTER 1
UNEXPLAINED EXPLOSION
David Vincent sat in the motel room, his eyes riveted on the TV screen.
“These movies,” the announcer's voice continued, "were taken by a passenger on a flight to Arizona. It's a miracle that he looked up at exactly the right moment and had his camera in his hands, ready...."
>>84594604
On the colored screen, in slightly jerky motion, an exploding burst of orange color could be seen.
"The explosion took place in space," the voice announced excitedly.
David Vincent leaned forward. He was determined not to miss a word.
"Based on the altitude of the plane, the camera angle, and other technical data, scientists have determined that the mysterious explosion occurred some four hundred miles above the earth. The origin
>>84594629
of this powerful explosion is unknown."
Larger and larger the bursting ball of bright light grew on the screen as the amateur cameraman zoomed in on the strange space dis-play.
"All that is known is that neither we nor any other nation had a spacecraft in orbit anywhere near the site of the explosion. Nor do our military space tracking stations report any missile being lifted at that time."
A bright box of breakfast cereal
Did anyone else find them annoying?
>>84594529
eh.. they were okay. annoying compared to their equivalents in previous disney films, but pretty okay compared to their equivalents in subsequent disney films
>>84594529
They were a poor man's Timon and Pumba. They were forced comedy so that Disney could label the movie for kids.
>>84596074
>>84596132
Did you find it weird the fat gargoyle wanted to fuck the male goat?