Shouldn't he have known something was up when he was a green belt for 5 years? He should have had a black belt by then.
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>>84606755
Probably just figured that's how things always were, or that his sensei was being hard on him.
He wouldn't know better, and he isn't the smartest kid when a random guy can pretend to be a foreign exchange student.
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>>84606755
Alright, I've never seen this, but as a martial artist I object to the premise that after x length of time you should have automatically reached x belt. That's something you earn. True staying at one level for years is kind of ridiculous. Logically he should have advanced. But it is entirely possible that he just sucks ass enough not to have earned advancement. And or is not good enough to have earned advancement to black. I am not saying its not bullshit to be geeen for five years, im saying there is absolutely no garentee after five years he would be a black belt, unless its some shitty american pay to advance school that doesnt actually care about the martial art. Alright loyal fans of whatever this shit is, have at me.
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>>84607162
But he's supposed to be legit decent at karate even though his sensei is a poser. He certainly cares about it enough that he's having nightmares about being stuck at green belt. Karate is sort of his thing. Star has magic, he has karate.
His reason for being stuck at green was due to the fact that his 'sensei' learned karate from some vhs tapes and the red belt volume got stuck in his VCR. Personally, I would have quit and had sex with star but, for whatever reason, he didn't leave his fake sensei and was awarded a red belt at the end of the episode after they got a copy of the red belt tape.
Fuck marry kill
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>>84606691
Fuck loli Sarah Silverman, kill the wabbit and marry Elsa, I guess.
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>>84606691
Fuck, Fuck-Kill, Kill
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>caring about modern Disney females
They all suck: Annoying Kid, Drama Queen and Dumb Bunny.
Give me real women with personalities!
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I think one of my favourite things about “Steven Universe”, and one of the things I find most touching and personally affirming, is the relationship between Rose Quartz and Greg.
I mean, here’s Rose, who’s represented as this powerful, intelligent, charismatic, beautiful woman, respected as both a warrior and a leader. She travels to Earth and decides to spend her life there, and in 6000 years, the human she decides is most interesting, most engaging, most beautiful…is Greg.
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>>84606265
Greg is a doofus. He’s bald. He’s fat. He’s a slob with no sense of style or grooming. He’s practically homeless. He’s a failed rock and roll star whose dreams of fame and fortune ended with him running a small town car wash and living in the back of an ancient van. In any other show, he would be the loser of the cast, the fuck-up, the somewhat lovable, helpless goofball who can’t be counted on for anything.
But Rose thought he was beautiful.
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>>84606269
It’s something of a sitcom parody; the dimwitted, ugly, slovenly husband with the beautiful, intelligent wife. Fred and Wilma, Archie and Edith, Peter and Lois, Homer and Marge. But Rose and Greg’s relationship isn’t like that. Even in my favourite of those relationships, that of Marge and Homer, Homer is presented as more than a bit of a jerk. Oh, he’s a fundamentally decent man who genuinely loves his family and treasures his wife, but he’s also selfish, thoughtless, more than occasionally neglectful, lazy, and self-centered. And more than that, in those shows, the husband is really the main character. Most of the wife’s role is reacting to his antics. But that’s not Rose and Greg’s story.
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and you know what, he's not useless. He's smart, he's got a bohemian thing about himself too. He's cool! He helps people! It's like it's telling you nothing is really failure, it all depends on what you do with your life no matter how small.
This also made me really want kids
Ryan Sook covers are gonna be on the New Kirby reprints.
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Aww shit are they reprinting Kamandi? Thank god
What about the Fourth World stuff?
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>>84606214
Looks that way
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Blankets is drawn well but the story sucks 2016-07-19 11:33:36 Post No.84605996
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Blankets is drawn well but the story sucks
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Can we please discuss Blankets? It's been years since I've read it - actually when it came out - but still to this very day it is bothering me. The art work is amazing. Artwise it's great - 10/10. The story and writing is god awful 4/10 and I don't care that it's an autobiography because that doesn't change the fact that Craig Thompson is an idiot. First of all he is a religios nutjob and there are so many things that should convince him that his religion is silly yet the ONE thing that changes his mind is the dumbest thing ever. Also it's hardly a love story. Did she even really care about him? Also why did he have to tell us all about the retarded sister his girl had? I mean I know those things HAPPENED but maybe the family also had a dog or a father who loved chili. It doesn't add much to the story / ruins the story / feels pointless the way it was presented here. So can we rip the story apart or can you defend it? I want to discuss this beast.
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Art 10/10
Story 3/10
he should stick to art
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>>84606008
>06008▶
>Art 10/10
>Story 3/10
>he should stick to art
amen
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No indie lovers in here? Just main stream stuff and Steven Universe all over the place?
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Fantasy Comic Recommendation Thread 2016-07-19 11:21:15 Post No.84605924
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Would you let her dominate you?
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Demon knights was pretty good
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>>84605924
Incal, depending on how you define fantasy.
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>>84605924
Magic/Alternate history fantasy? Arleston's Ekho.
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HAHA PLOT TWIST, BOOOOOOOOOYS WOOO
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Desperate thirsty men are pathetic
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>a girl who they knew since Junior High is suddenly revealed to be a lesbian in high school
>her being gay is also not a big secret
Yeah, I call bullshit.
Crazy that Conway wrote this but is apparently turning out decent stuff for Marvel right now.
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Why are males allowed to exist, again?
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Who would win in a fight?
The peak of Superman vs the peak of Silver Surfer.
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>>84605810
Gee, I wonder...
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Superman, obviously.
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>>84605810
Superman
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When did The Simpsons stop being good?
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>>84605714
when they left the Tracey ullman show
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When they switched to widescreen
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When Lisa stopped being cute.
What was her fucking problem?
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>>84605675
She explained what her fucking problem is.
YOUR fucking problem is that you apparently lack the ability to pay any fucking attention, you fucking retard.
You fucking "people" and your fucking memes. It's like you deliberately subscribe to a warped view of reality just so you can make dumbshit threads like this.
Kill yourselves. All of you.
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She really wanted the UG D
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>>84605696
God Damn that escalated fast.
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Why are people praising SU for having a character get rich and not lose all of it by the end of the episode when a show did that earlier this yer and had an entire season based around the concept?
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>>84605505
Because Venture Bros wasn't "progressive enough".
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Watching The Monarch lose it all and gain it back through illegitimate means was way more entertaining.
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>>84605505
Roseanne did it first
Was it rape?
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Bueno?
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>>84605543
What no constantine
Who incidentally is teaming up with dogwelder and sixpack soon
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>>84605501
Can't rape the willing.
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If I was a kid today I would FUCKING kill myself
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You still are.
Go ahead.
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>>84605479
Go to back /sug/ fag
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>>84605537
you don't have any threads to go back to lmao
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Did they fuck?Kissing usually implies characters had sex in kids show/movies
DCAU thread
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>>84605404
>bruce
>having sex with a woman
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>>84605417
DCAU Batman slept with lots of women though, WW, Ghost of The Phantasm Lady, Catwoman, Joker, real Talia, Barbara, and many more name/nameless women, guy was an actual pussy magnet in the show, it was more down the line on JL days where you can tell his crime fighting days took over his life unlike before where he could easily juggle both lives, granted it was a necessity to focus more on saving the planet every weekend otherwise there wouldn't be a planet but still, he has quite the collection of women under his trusty belt, something that would make even Selina blush
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>>84605404
Based on what?
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Just read these five issues.I really liked them.
Any short, mostly self-contained series like this?
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>>84605401
What's this OP?
I would recommend Remender's Rage of Ultron.
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>Rick Remender's Uncanny Avengers just ends right there
It just didn't feel right. It needed more issues. Or Remender should've just left after AXIS and not start this run.
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>>84605431
Uncanny Avengers vol 2, where Rogue freaks out because her new bestie is freaking out.