MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
Gentlemen, I come to you with a proposal.
How do we get Batman to rape the Joker?
>>89160590
Oh boy, this again.
>>89160666
just answer the damn question Joker Satan
>you're clealy a fucking dumbass, Dredd IS a hero, he does what BATMAN does, he fights crime to keep people safe from crooks except he's a futuristic cop & actually kills the villains where as Batman he lets them get away with killing people, so Dredd is the true hero!! and he is the law of justice, not Batman, also if Dredd isn't a Hero then why is he in a Comic book? EXPLAIN THAT DUMBASS!!
I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT
>>89160290
Plz be fucking bait
>>89160290
Who are you quoting?
Childhood is loving the Eddy's. Growing up is find out that Kevin made more sense.
>>89160169
>Kevinposters
How's the bike repairs coming, bazookachin
>>89160215
At least he have money
Why didn't he just fire Jimmy on the spot? He was just being a rude asshole and showing off, and for someone who is supposedly a genius he doesn't know what the point of a cash register is.
>>89159890
Skit is a cunt.
>>89159890
>firing someone because they're autistic
That's illegal
>>89159941
T.Nerdtron
Can Taskmaster technically do magic? Because for how much he has jobbed I'm surprised he hasn't picked up on low-skilled magic or chi techniques.
>Taskmaster jobbing
To be fair, photographic reflexes isn't a super great ability to have unless your body can actually keep up with your opponents. Knowing some moves from skilled fighters is great and all, but if you'd get physically shat on in every aspect relative your opponent, it doesn't matter what moves you can replicate.
Also, I imagine that magic is an ability every living thing is capable of, it's just a matter of intense study and training with your mind and body, not something you can simply mimic.
Remember that time he could attain brief bouts of superhuman speed by watching videos on fast forward?
>>89159764
going to need a source on that, because that sounds hilarious.
What the hell, I just started watching this and FUCK is it racist. All the white people are evil/dopey, and the people of Harlem keep talking about how bad white people are.
I heard people call this show racist because of the lack of white actors, but that's just fucking stupid. Did they purposely misrepresent the argument?
>>89159415
What did you expect from the SJW's at Marvel? Racism against white people and historical revisionism are now socially accepted. Hopefully Trump can bring back truth, justice and the American way to these vile racists.
>>89159415
>All the white people are evil/dopey, and the people of Harlem keep talking about how bad white people are.
You're retarded or lying
>>89159415
>Trying to knock biased Shades
Please.
Opinions on MLaaTR?
It's decent, don't mind that it got cancelled.
>>89159099
Maybe the reboot will come here this year.
>>89159099
It's a fucking robot and one of the key traits is that it acts and looks like a fucking teenage girl? How fucking generic.
Whats her personality?
What do you think about age difference couples in comics and cartoons. Which one do you like.
>>89158932
I prefer size difference.
>>89159021
I like that too. But I rearly see any disscucion about this kind of couples. Maybe there aren´t a lot compare to anime.
>>89159298
I think usually western cartoons only do age difference for the "younger boy crushes on older girl" trope, which leads to everyone screaming about pedophilia and nothing ever going anywhere. With older characters, they are drawn in a way that they could be anywhere from 20-62, so no one notices.
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS HATING ON CHARLIE BROWN? LIKE WTF? HE IS THE BEST I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM LIKE SHIT MAN
Fuck off, Chuck.
>>89158575
Fuck you and your nignorance OP
>>89158575
Fuck off, Patty.
>Iron Man is now an individual whose appearance is that of a black teenage girl.
Explain this, /co/ckfags. Is this person ftm-transexual and btw-transracial, or something?
What's next; Thor being a woman too?
It's weird. I kinda want to like Riri because technically her series hasn't been the worst thing ever out of the gate, unlike some Bendis comics I could mention. But she's still shit.
>>89158445
They've simply taken a short break from the "A teenage girl wants to dress up and idolize the Strong Male Hero" to try "A teenage girl wants to step into the shoes of the Strong Male Hero" temporarily.
Sorry if this causes you undue stress and anal aggravation. It's comics, Logan and Tony and all the rest will be back. They always come back.
>>89158445
Assuming this isn't bait and you just now saw this on Facebook or something, Bendis had Carol Danvers put Tony in a coma, and he has a replacement for Iron Man made after his IRL daughter.
What does his butt look like?
doug
like this
25 hours in paint
Now that the dust has settled and we can view each opening act after the series have gone for 6-12 issues, I'm sure we can all agree upon the champion in this match.
>>89158036
DCU Rebirth? Did DC do another reboot?
>>89158036
Batman shit the bed with the ending.
Swamp Thing was terribly derivative.
Flash and Batwoman had great art but only that.
So, no, we absolutely cannot agree.
>>89158036
No question.
>>89157509
This show was so fucking stupid
WHO IS THIS NIGGA?
WHY THE FUCK HE LOOK FAMILIAR?
WHERE HE FROM?
>>89157539
I can't even remember what it was called. Didn't it have a serious plot?
Dubs decides her costume.
Whore custome.
devil costume, including pitchfork.
Donald Duck costume including no pants
What went wrong?
>>89157222
She forgot that they were cannibals and not savages and didn't put her detached human elbows - which she happily eats because she is a well-established cannibal - on a plate.
>>89157243
Not the point of my question you fucking doofus
>>89157307
My apologies.
There marriage had been strained for years prior to this particular event by a pattern of miscommunication which subsequently caused a gradual loss of intimacy in their once ideal marriage.
Statistics say that up to 40% of documented marriages end in divorce, and while cannibals do not abide to popular notions of the sanctity of human life or even to the laws of human society, they aren't exempt from the inexorable will of the human heart.
Sufficed to say, this particular outburst isn't about her lack of a plate at the dinner table or, indeed, her lack of etiquette in a more general sense. What we see instead is years of bitterness and resentment on her husband's part bursting outwards like an explosion of malcontent over what would normally be a trifling matter among emotionally healthy and happily wed cannibals.
So perhaps what went wrong was the very institution of marriage. Perhaps somewhere along the way we deluded ourselves into believing that two people of two distinct minds could live together in harmony without eventually coming to emotional blows. Perhaps what went wrong wasn't the notion of a lifelong romantic union at all, but merely human nature.
Do we blame the law for being unjust, or the people for failing to live to its standards?