ITT: We write the Latverian National Anthem, one word at a time
I'll start
DOOM
>>95328315
sucks
Richards'
Long
What was the message in the end? That he needs to change his lifestyle, go to college and gain new qualifications if he ever wants to get a new job as the job market always changes, and you should be responsible for keeping up with the change?
THEY
TOOK
OUR
Hey /co/, did y'all know that this month is Harley Quinn's month?. Why don't we celebrate it by reading a collection of stories by various writers.. We all love Harley Quinn here, right? So this should be a good read for all of you!
Happy Birthday Harley Quinn!
And we started great, Terry Dodson cover is 10/10. Really bring back good memories of his time in the old Harley book, can't say the same for this cover
Jim Lee's variant ain't that great if ya ask me, really went for the easy road this one
How is it, despite numerous successes (PPG, Horse Show, Kim Possible, Star Vs), executives STILL believe in the idea that shows with girl protagonists don't sell?
What the fuck needs to happen for them to finally ditch that mindset?
>>95327252
>What the fuck needs to happen for them to finally ditch that mindset?
They haven't? Steven Universe and Star Vs. probably have the biggest fanbases of any current shows, and no I don't care what anybody says Steven Universe is a girls show
>>95327280
Yes, but Steven Universe quite clearly started off without Steven, with Sugar only making Steven the focus to get greenlit.
I don't go in for this tumblr gender bullshit, but there are a lot of people that worked for CN that said the amount of shows with female MC's that get greenlit are few to none.
>>95327252
the crux of the issue is the belief that cartoons, and by extension the toys they are advertising, are more profitable when segregated into 'for girls' and 'for boys' since it means you can double down on targeting the demographic each block is aimed at. they don't want there to be much overlap because they don't want girls tuning in during the time of day where they are blasting all the ultra machismo action figure ads and they don't want boys tuning in when they are blasting their barbie sparkle girlpower ads, because they fear they'll just change the channel rather than wait for the commercial break to end
with the rising market of on-demand services, one might hope this would change, although probably via google style advertisement curators that track what you watch, profile your interest, and only show the kids ads they think will appeal to them.
I dare you to name 5 superheroes that can make Batman smile.You can't
>>95326409
Jason Todd
Selina Kyle
That's it I guess.
>>95326409
Superman
J'onn
Plas
Maybe Guy if he fucked up hard infront of him.
5 alternate universe Batmans with time to plan
Tonight's strip: coal mines.
>>95326316
We've seen her church, and I'm 80% certain they had pews, and people dressed up. Is this some Mandela Effect where she mis-remembers her church???
>>95326743
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it had pews. The auditorium statement is a little weird too, as you wouldn't call a church building an auditorium.
>>95326931
Her church is probably also a community center and has a standalone auditorium/gym.
Hard to believe this little placard caused the complete and total downfall of CN.
People on the East don't watch AS
More of a Midwest and South thing
IT'S A BOMB
>>95324175
>Hard to believe this little placard caused the complete and total downfall of CN.
Explain how, I remember that day but I didn't follow the consequences.
...and in first place, Wonder Woman with $816 million.
Yes well done Warner Brothers, well done Warner Brothers.
HOWEVER.
Recent openings overseas must be taken into account.
And I have a few last minute dollars to award.
>>95322792
for the 3rd biggest opening in China's history, I award Homecoming 70 million dollars!
You're a cruel bastard OP.
>>95322792
this meme really didn't live long enough
There are two kinds of people, people who thought Brian was right, and people who thought Quagmire was right. Which one are you? Keep in mind, this was around the point when the show was waist-deep in the "Brian is Seth's mouthpiece" gimmick and he really needed a good BTFO.
The one who doesn't get emotionally invested in Family Guy.
>>95322661
And as usual, FPBP
>>95322661
first post best post /thread
>http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/antica/
>"This is not merely an embarrassingly bad summer crossover that should serve as a vivid wake-up call to Marvel regarding the need to reexamine their approach to publishing. This is a comic so gobsmackingly and bleakly awful that it begs to be the epitaph for the entire genre - the point where we, culturally, accept that the superhero craze we’ve been living in since the turn of the century has run its course if this is what it does when written on all of its default settings. The gauntlet has been thrown down. From here, the onus is on anyone working with superheroes to demonstrate why the genre should even exist."
>>95322630
>He’s a blonde-haired, blue-eyed “super-soldier” named Captain America. The concept has always flirted with fascism, as has the superhero concept in general, with its fantasy of puissant men in uniforms who will protect us from danger and change.
Wasn't that really just a case of Jews (Simon and Kirby) using the Nazis own 'master race' meme against them? Like "the Nazis talk about being the ubermensch, but this guy who actually fulfills their physical ideal is fighting for American values against fascism!" kind of thing.
Yes, yes, OMG outrage, the sky is falling.
>>95322630
>>95322727
So not even the Leftist SJW they were pandering this event to, liked it?
who's the best space mom?
garnet probably
First season? Pearl
Next seasons? Garnet
>>95322536
Pearl because even though shes a psycho, actually seems to care about steven regardless of his association to rose, and shows alot more actual empathy and heart then the mostly stoic and uncaring garnet.
What did she mean by this?
>>95322362
if you have to ask, you'll never know
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
You cannot tell me that you didn't see this coming. It was inevitable.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE POL BULLIES MOMMY
>>95321883
get off /co/, kyle.
>>95321883
What? He broke with his gril or something?
>12 years old
>Takes dolls to school
What a dork
>>95321148
IS QUIRKY
>>95321148
>not caring dolls with you to make up for the crushing lonliness that is your life
Get out normie
Which one is better?
Better at what?
Being an asshole?
Show? Character?
They're both villains. Bojack is a more mature exploration of depression and self-destruction, and a character that actually has the desire and (debatable) capacity for change.
>>95320670
>They're both villains.
They're both protagonists.