who's the best space mom?

garnet probably

First season? Pearl
Next seasons? Garnet

>>95322536
Pearl because even though shes a psycho, actually seems to care about steven regardless of his association to rose, and shows alot more actual empathy and heart then the mostly stoic and uncaring garnet.

>>95322536
A straight, biological human mother that Rebecca (((Sugar))) refuses to depict in her shows.

>>95322625
>vidalia
>priyanka
>sadies mom
>lars mom
Sucrouse isnt this anti cis bigot like /co/ likes to make her out to be

>>95322536
why do people consider them mothers. I don't think they cook for Steven, and he's not even homeschooled. They're more like his sisters or aunts.

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>>95322651
a mother is more than a kitchen slave, anon.

>>95322536
They're all fucking terrible and CPS should take him away. They don't even let Steven go to school.

Not like Greg is any better. GET A REAL HOUES WITH YOUR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND TAKE HIM AWAY FROM THE SHITTY LESBIANS PLEASE>

>>95322734
>not using your money to buy pearl into being your sex slave
You know it will be endgame and you fucking know it deep down

>>95322734
>They don't even let Steven go to school.

Steven is clearly not a human being so I don't get why he would go to school.

>>95322536
Pearl is the naggy aunt who really doesn't want to be a parent guardian but does it reluctantly because she feels obligated.
Garnet is the cool aunt who does always make the best choices as a parent guardian but is super loving.
Amethyst is the fat fuck unrelated family friend with a peter pan syndrome and should never be with a child unless supervised by a more responsible adult.

Pearl is the uptight mother
Garnet is Pearl's cool roomate
Amethyst is the big sister
with Greg Universe as himself.

>>95322734
fuck school imma save the earth and build an alien harem

>>95322625
The moms in show get more positive depiction than the men do.
Nearly all the dads in show are depicted as resented by someone in some shape or form.
And to be far Mayor Dewey and Yellowtail did have episodes where their resentful sons reconcile with them.

>>95322536
>early seasons: amethyst, cus fun
>everything after: garnet, because actually good and not pearl, who is alt-right waifu trash
>honorary mention: priyanka maheswaran, because she may have been suffocating connie but it was out of good intentions and she learned early and quickly and now seems to give connie more independence.

>>95322536
I hate Pearl but I'd like to have Pearl as a mom. She's a push over, a worrier. and pampering.

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>>95323094
>not using your personal pearl for sex as rewards whenever you do a chore for her
Get in my level

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>>95323473
Why does this make me horny?

>>95323473
>it turns out Pearl was bestdad all along

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>>95323508
Just give in, anon

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>>95323537
>you will never pound dad pearl and caress her flat breasts as she talks about model trians and laughs at uncle jokes while almost choking on her corncob pipe
I need to get off this site

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>>95322536
Stalker mom

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>>95322536
Does she be mom?

Angsty teenage sister

>>95323938
Shes such a heartless uncarring bitch so i certainly hope not

>>>/trash/

Greg

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>>95322536

>>95322582
yeah pretty much this

>>95323755
I rather have a S.T.A.L.K.E.R mom

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this girl ...

>>95322651
Jesus anon.

>>95322536
None of them; they even combined into one to pretend to be Steven's mother and failed at even that; but if I really have to chose, it'd be Garnet.

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>Garnet is winning
perfect

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>>95326073
Post more cute gem family stuff.
Theirs not enouth of this stuff in the show anymore with all the other gems.
I love it when the gems act like a real family.

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>>95322536
Better Space Mom than any rocks.

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>>95327810
Do you think the gems ever attempted to breast feed Steven when he was a baby?
Can a gem produce milk?

>>95328018
no, I think they were mostly preoccupied with trying to murder him

>>95327958
Who is she a mom to? Chopper?

>>95328018
if they can shapeshift a functioning womb and ovum they can shapeshift functioning mammary glands
amethyst turned into a flight-capable dogcopter with a functioning boombox for a head. shit like this is ezmode

>>95322536
>mom
assuming their gender white boi?

>>95329018
there's no assuming. all three of them have identified as one of steven's mother-figures

>>95322536
Pearl > garnet(feels like an aunt)> amethyst(more like a sister than a mom)

>>95322536
Garnet. She's been less of a nuisance and more of a mother. And besides, she ever tried to kill Steven in any way, shape, or form.

>>95329179
*never

>>95329179
She did in So Many Birthdays.

>>95329345
She was trying to not kill Steven though.
But now that I think about it, I suppose the strange pyramid temple and the future vision episodes disregard my claim about Garnet.

So in the end, they all nearly killed Steven. Meaning none of them deserve the title of "Best Mom"

>>95323938
I say she is more like a big sister then a mother when it comes to Steven

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anybody else thinks edgelord Lapis was a terrible mistake but even if it didn't happen she would still be a useless side character?

>>95329179
Garnet just sat there while Pearl contemplated pulling the gem out of Steven's naval. She would be tried as an accomplice in court.

Garnet tried shaking old man Steven, thinking quite erroneously that "violence was the answer"

Garnet let Steven run off to console Pearl on his lonesome, even though her future vision would have conveyed to Garnet that Pearl was in no condition to respond to his calls, while the fat fuck tries jumping across the floating rocks on his own, sure to fail at some point.

>>95329479
best mom is Greg, duh

>>95330309
So all of them are just as bad as each other.
Good to know.
>>95330319
I guess.

>>95322707
So, pray tell, in what way are they considered mothers to Steven, and not some other role more fitting? People love to harp on how horrible they are as mothers. It's not like Rebecca never meant for them to be seen that way. Steven obviously only sees Rose as his mother, and the CG serve as different types of role models.

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>>95330319
He knows what hes doing

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>>95330257
Shes definitely in the sister squad

>>95322647
>Sadie's mom
>straight

>>95322997
Disliked by some characters sure, but objectively speaking the fathers of Beach City seem to be better parents than the mothers, even when not counting the Crystal Gems.

Kofi and Fryman are both single fathers who are shown to be good dads. Dewey bless his heart really tries to connect. Yellowtail is a great father figure despite him not speaking a word of English.

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>>95323938
Lover of course.

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>>95332652
Good shit.

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>>95330362
Didn't Rebecca say they all kind of act like his big sister in some way. Much like how she was with her brother. I think Mayor dewey is the one person to actually say they were his sisters. Pretty much the on;y human who got the dynamic right in my book.

>>95328910
Chopper, Ezra, Zeb, and Sabine. She's the team mom.

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>>95322536
I guess, she's count She's not from earth, so... I won

>>95322536
The one that I wanna Fug.

>>95322577
fpbp

>this show will never have a satisfying ending because the protagonist is a pacifist cuck

Steven should be raised by Greg and Pearl.

>>95335803
it will end with Connie pegging the shit out of Steven with an Amethyst strapon while Pearl watches, tied up in the corner and Garnet is busy fusion banging herself

>>95335821
...that is almost literally what happened, with input from Garnet as well and Amethyst....being around, probably drunk or something

that said Steven really should have gone to school or atleast received some sensible homeschooling

>>95330301
Agreed, i hate how she acts like a fucking bitch now

porl is surprisingly arousing despite her figure

>>95322536
>Pearl's leg wrap around Garnet's thigh......

Huh.....never noticed that before.....

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>>95332778
Indeed

>>95330309
>2 of these are garnet not stopping pearl from killing steven

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>bestmom

>>95322536
Pearl entertains me so her.

>>95339644
You forget before and after that it seems.

>>95338026
fucking kek. Pearl really needs to get her shit together.

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>>95339903

>>95332652
>>95332778
>>95337930

Lapis should help Steven explore his budding sexuality and eventually groom him to be her husband

Pearl is worst mom, but best MILF

>>95323473
Man....Earl is hot.

>>95340497
That did not happen before. You really did forget.

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>>95340497

>>95341461
¡lɹɐǝԀ sǝʌol ʎpoqʎɹǝʌƎ

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>>95340497

>>95341727
Fuck Buck!

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>>95341815
No thanks, Lars.

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>>95341926
Seriously though, Buck, fuck you.

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>>95342032
I said no thanks, Lars.

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>>95342054
Buck, I dont think youre getting it.
Fuck you.

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>>95341926
>>95342032
>>95342054
>>95342075
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE!? WHERES MY BABY!?

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>>95342242
The Cheshire Cat has all the answers—but doesn't always tell. The answer, the culprit, the cat all lie in darkness.

>>95332326
This looks like a scene from Trailer Park Boys.

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the best one from the show