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Underwater welder

Underwater accountant

Sucking dicks underwater

>>1104360
Where do you want to do it? Europe or America?

>>1104361
I want to start out in Europe, and eventually work my way up to large American companies, doing a summer internship every year.

What country are you in?

You've left it extremely late if you want to start applying for internships for this summer, also most internships want you to be in your 2nd year of studies going into third year and don't really offer internships to first year students.

Look on ratemyplacement in about 6 months there will be loads advertised on there.

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>>1103913
as long as my wiener works I'd rather be the latter. You can always get bionic wit' it.

/thread

Rich without working legs.
Robotic Prosthetics are very good nowadays. If you´re rich you can just buy yourself a pair.
Plus you get to be a cyborg.

>>1103387
It's simple

>Fund politicians campaign on the grounds they will do whatever you ask
>They do it

>>1103848

What if they just renege afterward or otherwise do not do what you want them to do?

It's not as if the money is anything but a gift. It could just be pissing money away that could be better spent on investments.

>>1103852
I'm sure there are terms and conditions to accepting the money and they would definitely have ways to make sure they can't just turn on them before they invest tens of millions of dollars into their campaign, but I have no idea how exactly.

Yes it is.

It's the easiest and just off guaranteed path to a middle class salary and lifestyle.

Depends what you're studying though of course.

>>1102005
Depends what kind of person you are. Some people can make it without school but they are very rare. If you aren't exceptional I would just stick with the school then 9 to 5 life.

>>1102005
Yes. Unless you start your own business which usually means college anyways and takes a lot of mental stress out on you and your family and they will start to resent you because you arent home that much and you'll promise you'll be better but you know its a lie because the business is hurting and you have clients that ask too much and dont pay enough but they are the only clients you have so yoh have to do whaf they say and it takes its toll on your pocketbook and makes you work extra hours making your kids cry and need therapy and your bitch wife just yells at you and tells you you're worthless and won't amount to anything so you shouldn't even try but its the only thing you ever do is try so you start drinking heavily and your wife and kids leave to you and take half of the business and take the house so you are drunk weeping in a shitty motel with no money no degree and no business until you eventually suck on the end of a shotgun and end it all

Go to college.

they are meant for breeding, not leading

>>1101287
/thread

Some are some aren't.

Why are all men serial killers?

Andd up we go.

>>1101112
SKUUUUURTTT@@!@@@!!!!!

>>1102455
Yeah, aha you kno what it is

Black and yellow Black and yellow Black and yellow

Nocoiners hating, nocoiners coping
I hot my fucking lambo
Black and yellow
BTC wallet shinning
That's yellow
Nigga got no coin
That's jelly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

>>1105109
Why though?

>>1105112
why what?

>>1105113
Why switch?

take out a mortage on a apartment building and rent it out. From what i have read you can easily pay off the mortage every month and still be receiving a profit.

>>1105057
>put it in a couple index funds
>keep doing my startup thing
>come back in 15-20 years to my 5 million dollars of retirement savings.

Honestly, I find work interesting and wouldn't want to leave after I just founded a successful startup.

>>1104987
damn nigger, why write out all that shit when only the last 3 lines have anything useful in them?

1k is nothing as far as property goes even if you live in bum fuck nowhere. also the less you put down, the higher your monthly payments, and on top of that if you don't put down 20% you have to pay PMI. what this translates to is that your profit from the property will take a hit. it's pretty obvious that you did zero research, so i'm not going to go any further other than telling you not to get conned by whatever broker you contact. they don't give a shit about getting you the best deal, but rather about selling the most expensive property as fast as they can.

>The median sales price for homes in Panama City Beach for Sep 17 to Dec 16 was $193,000
You should be aiming for 20% down, not 2.5%.

>>1105011
Yeah I was looking more in the panama city area just north, northwest of Tyndall. The house around there 40k+, my friend got a foreclosed house for 25 and is now selling it for 100. I don't have the fucking downs, I know that I'm not going into it with a lot of money. I was just wondering if I should just take the opportunity with more or less a guaranteed renter or just wait until I save more.

>I gave a storytelling tramp $100
>I'm saving money
>I wasted more time with a delusional tramp
>I got involved in his life drama

Jesus Christ what are you doing? Just mumble no like everyone else till they fuck off. God he got lucky with a schmuck like you.

>>1104936
>take one chance to help someone out because they might actually be telling the truth

Or

>forver remain cynical and never venture outside of your comfort zone

What's your issue with saving money anyway?

>>1104915

>eating in the park
Why?

There are restaurants, food courts, and places to dine inside of your work where begging vagabonds get told to fuck off.

>>1104868
halp

>>1104868
I'd imagine there'd be better opportunities in administration or management faster if that was your thing. Charge nurse, office manager in a private practice etc.

>>1104910
Thanks I'm halfway through already with a
>4.0
and getting wet feet like I should have done something more difficult, but higher paying.

My brick and mortar bank offers 0.001%

I had to go online only for savings to actually get a return worth putting the cash in a bank to begin with. Currently getting 1.05%

>>1104837
Get ready for the great unwinding of the global monetary system again, these unwinding cycles will start happening frequently from here on out as resource wars start breaking out and a large depopulation follows. 8 billion top predator monkeys, not enough bananas. They are already talking about negative interest rates and a handful of nations have implemented them already, Japan, Switzerland and a few others.

I hear tell they can do this because little people can no longer run to paper money so easily in the digital world. Should be some epic carnage in the 21st century.

>>1104869
>>>/pol/

>>1104786
bump

>>1104786
you know the answer to this lad. the time has come to take a break from smoking, at least until you get that job. if randoms are a possibility then it may be time to give it up for good. your career is nothing to dick around with and in a lot of industries, your reputation will precede you. best of luck to you and here's to ending prohibition

>>1104786
You should stop smoking pot. It's a waste of money that should only be indulged in during the early years of college. Give it to a friend who you owe a favor.

Don't do drugs again until you can afford blow.

oh no, i just bought $50000 worth of shares in this company because there was this 1 anon like 2 days ago spamming every thread about this company. and now this? oh no

I bought in as well he was right tho. Once they receive bailout this stock is going to seriously shoot up.

>>1104830
If you invest in a company that has been getting bailed out for 50 years now, you are investing in fascism.