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Math teacher wouldn't be my choice. It's stressful - students badgering you, papers to mark after you get home, misbehavior in class, generally irritating.

But, are we talking easiest or simplest?

Simplest is probably factory worker or something. Just do one thing all day. Much simpler than a math teacher.

Easiest I'd say is probably some government worker who's riding the system. Come in late, go early, good bennies and vaykay, can't be fired, surfs the net all day. Schweet.

>>1242626
Never though of it that way. You could something for side income with all that extra time too.

Landing a $60K/yr comfy math teacher job would be pretty based.

>>1242640
I am telling you, math teachers are over-qualified, the material you have to study in college to become a math teacher might be hard (depends on how good you are), but its about 20x more difficult than any level you will have to teach in high school, even if you will be teaching advanced classes in high school. Once you graduate from college, anything as a math teacher will require about 1/10 of effort - comfy life guaranteed. Hell, for most classes you won't even have to prepare, just go to the blackboard and produce some simple examples for the topic you're teaching - it doesn't get much easier than this.

Yes you fucking fag. A guy at my gym got his CPA license at like 45

CPA here.

what firm do you think is going to hire you?

there are a thousand kids graduating college this year. I can go and hire any of them. Many of them have already passed sections of the exam.

I don't care that you pass the CPA exam, you've been hauling bricks or whatever for 8 years. Passing the CPA exam doesn't mean a firm will hire you.

>>1242485
Was he always in accounting and recently decided to go for the CPA or he just starting his career later too? This makes a difference because if he was already 'in' that says a lot about if it's going to be worth it or not for me. I hear it's still super competitive and having the exams passed aren't necessarily a golden ticket anymore.

bumnp

>>1242426

never been on a shareholder meeting, why'd you go?

>>1242791
oh it was just curiosity. never been to one.

it was totally different than i expected. lots of shiny cars to look & touch, Next100-VR stuff to try, chatting up hot hostesses, free okay-ish food, "Herbert Quandt Stifung" - Pencils. Made my hoarder-senses tingle.

>>1242286

>Help stop white genocide. Donate today to support struggling young white males.

Would appeal to /pol/ and all the stormweenies. Donations would be used as grocery money for me and you.

>>1242328
would be hyped, but is against the rules of kickstarter, could never get online

I was thinking about a dank meme app, it constantly updates you with the newest memes currently trending on /chan.

>>1242286
>that video

And that's why you can't have a woman run a company. What an annoying, retarded bitch. I'm glad all those fuckhead investors lost all that money. That's what you get for throwing your money at retards.

>>1242261
No, you have not beaten the system as you do not get your chicks for free.

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>>1242275
having so much free time, to improve myself will make me a hit with the ladiez

>>1242261
1/loans are at a historic low, 3% is fucking robbery . nobody is taking more than 2% with collateral
2/ 9% is pretty good but will not last, if u'r stocks collapse (really anon, stocks?!) u'll have nothing + a loan.
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>"money from nothing " "took a 200K loan

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wagecuck job
fantasize about owning a business
browse /biz/
try to work out out. throw up
browse /fit/
lose money trading
contemplate suicide

>>1242319
how is that related to my post in any way?
also, suicide because of bad investment? seriously anon get your shit together

>>1242254
i frugal so i jog, theres always free road

Look for the 'passive income' thread in the catalog, some guy was talking about his pimping.

>>1242159

The whole point is that she does all the work. She arranges the contacts. You sit back and wait for her to bring you YOUR money, and you only get involved if somebody gives trouble.

>>1242159

Don't pay her in a lump sum, keep a steady drip coming. Provide the place. Shouldn't have to worry about cops if it's just one girl. Get her tested often. You'll make more selling it as a sort of escort service but she has to be worth it to customers.

>>1242082
What makes you think they can be bought "for a fraction" of the total value, dipshit?
And are you going to go to court 10 years from now when your friends don't pay you?
Fucking idiot

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>>1242086
Because student debt is frequently bought for pennies on the dollar. And my friends would pay me the cost of buying their debt then we'd call it even. No court needed, no repayment of the loan needed. I'd own the debt and I'd decide I don't need it repaid. http://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2014/09/17/348036877/these-people-can-make-student-loans-disappear

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>>1242086
Also there's no need to be so salty, if you have student debt, I'd gladly work the same thing out with you. There's no need for debt buying/absolving tricks to only benefit my friends.

>>1242069
Did 2 year's and droped out, I'm borderline retarded nonetheless.

>>1242069
>not so good at algebra
You're fucked.
But in all seriousness, don't go into accounting expecting an enjoyable, rewarding job. It's a fucking grind of a job, but it pays well if you're any good. Once you get chartered it pays even better.

friend of my dad's accepts a small wage for what he does (accounting) because he doesn't want to pay so much tax... don't fuck with accounting unless you work for yourself

I support Dr Drew because he kills more druggies.
>base doctor making our streets safer

>>1241724
I've been to rehab. Methadone sucks if not administered properly, and given with the intent to taper. It's a tool to wean you off, not a substitute. Being on it for life is just retarded. Same goes for suboxin (sp?). But subs have such a long half-life that getting people to kick them is nigh impossible.

All this is pointless, though. As you can never really make someone get clean. They need to want it.

This is not relevant to this board at all.

Since we're here though. I quit heroin cold turkey after having a 1+gram habit a day. Junkies are the biggest pussies i know of. Always crying about being sick and how they can't get off it.

Trying withdrawing from a drug that might actually kill you like benzodiazepines and barbiturates (which i've done). There's some real hell.

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>>1240837
What methods did he use to clean up crime?

>>1240851
Interested also. Drop name or Wikipedia link please.

>>1240311
Tell me what penny stocks to buy.

>>1241703
KNPD

>penny stocks

>>1240199
Yeah, look at robin hood general

>>1240199
been in since January
having good times with it

>>1240199
Yaman. Its my shit.

>>1239604
There was an online game I played called "tibia" some mmorpg and they dont allow you to transfer bought currency into the game for 6 months because of all the paypal/cc scamming

>>1239604
>kiss buyers' asses
This is the main reason they are still the top payment processor in the world. Sellers are easily replaced but buyers are not. Paypal is huuuge on consumer protection which allows the highest number of people to feel comfortable using them to buy products. I don't see Paypal ever getting knocked off as top dog as long as they keep their policies aligned in favor of buyers. If they ever begin to side with merchants, they are going to lose most of their userbase.

>>1239604
Don't have any stories.

I'm not a retard who uses Paypal as a merchant, that's fucking dumb.

Use EMT, bitcoin, skrill, payza, fucking anything. And it's *WAY* better, lower fees, instant, non-reversible(almost).

Wow you may make an extra 30% over 2 years. How underwhelming.

>>1239740
That actually sounds pretty good. You got a better idea?

>>1239774
sell options and make that in one year. Flip a house make it in 6 months. Its a nice play don't get me wrong but you make a 30 year play with you know 50k+ when you've got a little left over. if you don't have a core position somewhere you need to focus on building that first.