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Name: Anon McAnon

Education: /biz/ school of finance

Past Experience: /biz/nessman

Skills: memes

CEO

>>1317809
/Biz/ness School
GPA: 3.98
Major: B.S. in Memes Finance

EXPERIENCE
/Biz/ Robinhood General
Position: Intern
+ Managed a diverse meme stock portfolio that exceeded YOY return of 40%
+ Applied statistical arbitrage to obtain 490% returns in cryptocurrency trading.

Trumpcoin LLC
Position: Co-founder
+ Created a cutting edge cryptocurrency with over $200k in market cap.

damn fuck u faggots...

Lmao is this real?

>>1317793

100% Cypher-stake real

>>1317789
Ayy lmao
Bitch consulted with "lawyers"
Not everything stated in contract can hold as legal and if he hopes to keep his money as if he found loophole, I have bad news for him

>tfw ETH crashed but your still up

I'm down $70

short, then long, then short again. With leverage, I'm up 2btc (Yes i know it's not a lot. Started crypto with 0.25btc.)
Now I'm staying the fuck away

Enjoy your ban Ponzi cunt. Just because you've lost money after being easily convinced into someone else's referral link doesn't mean anyone will be as retarded as you.

>>1317727
So you are one of those people who talk shit without ever trying anything, huh? Also a nocoiner?

>>1317736

If I told you how much money I made shorting ETH today you wouldn't believe me or even know what shorting is so it's pointless.

Unlike you I actually do research before I throw money into something, obviously you are now regretting it because you're trying to shill your referral link in the hopes that someone drops a huge sum so you can get 3% - you are literally the easiest definition of a poor fag who got scammed with this Ponzi and you're now trying to recover your losses by scamming others.

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>having anything other than bitcoin

>not having both

Major attack on the dao and the price briefly crashed, instantly rebounded due to massive buy support and slowly returning to normal value. After a fucking $30m attack people are buying more eth today than the past few days combined.

Please tell me more about your understanding of trading? You dumb cunt.

>>1317684
0%

>>1317684
It's about Karma. Do good thinks and you will be better in the next life. Or you you just stop being a beta and start everything possible to get the life you want to

coinbase just gave me 14 cents lmao for signing up talk about a steal

>>1317585
accounting definitely more stable, although it is extremely tedious

>>1317585
Accounting
>If you wanna be a stable cuck

>>1317589
>>1317592
Which one has the higher pay?

shit's fucked, only safe haven is trumpcoin

>>1317369
buy the dip

People put millions into a digital contract without extensively auditing the code.
Yes they are stupid.
Ether will crash.

>>1317337
I was literally one day away from buying it when it was at $20. I wanted to go to the moon...

>>1317340
I'll go back up.

You should definitely buy around now. This is a really good price.

>>1317363
>t. bagholder

And no, it wont ever go up if the devs decide to push for the suggested intervention route, because that shit opens the foundation and dev teams up to lawsuits to force them to fix these:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/4omdlf/to_kickstart_the_building_safer_smart_contracts/
and many more future fuck ups as well. The decentralized, trustless, immutable blockchain just seizes to exist if its established that reverting transactions and contracts, however broken they may be, is an option

>>1317247
Years? I know a trader who took 900$ and made it into 50K in 12 days.

>>1317284
I just want to buy and hold. Im just a teen with bucks earned from graduation.

>>1317247
What do you think? Have you researched BitCoin? Sure, it's on the rise now--but it's had quite a bit of controversy over the years. If you believe it's the currency in the future and that it will continue to prosper, by all means, buy in. If you've just graduated from high school, it's time you take your finances into your own hands and make your own decisions.

>inb4 ETH, TRUMP, BTC, cloud mining shilling

770 was my gmat score

Mine's around 760. 22 years old, zero income, a little over $30,000 combined credit limits.

I don't give a fuck. This shit's easy, regular people are way too retarded to manage their finances correctly, and I hate everyone.

790

>>1317169
Do you live in Missouri?

Why do you think nobody is asking any questions?

>>1317169
Are you gay?

theres some good advice on here if you know how to weed out the shitposters and shills. I made some good money from /biz/ through the years

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so i can get more money

I came here to talk about crypocurrencies.
You guys are a retarded mix of shilling meme coiners and butthurt nocoiners though.
I don't know why I keep coming back

80% on stocks, and 20% on bitcoin

>>1316923
Why? What stocks, anon?

>>1316919
Trumpcoin

>>1316832
People on this board who buy stocks in the Robin Hood general threads aren't rich, they're the poor faggots Jordan was talking about.

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wat.

>>1316832
>they say rich people don't buy penny stocks but I come here

What's your point?

No one here is rich, and if they were they left a while back. This board is shit and has nothing useful that you can't find from other financial forums, investopedia or financial wikis. Once every 1000-2000 shitposts there will be an original and humerous thread, or a good piece of advice - usually posted by Li Sheng or iHaz, beyond that this is a useless board only used for passing the time and occasional humor which has in recent times deprecated significantly.