ok guys, what are my options to start investing.
I'm a neet thirld worlder, so I only have 130euros.
kneepads and lube
>>1318909
I was thinking kneepads and one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0105RZKZC/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?qid=1466287388&sr=8-7&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=foam+carpet+pad&dpPl=1&dpID=51vV9CRk6GL&ref=plSrch
Lube is good too
>>1318923
Breath mints, too. I'm just saying. Whew lad!
bros I need another job if I hope to have a kid in the next few years
>make 40k a year
>work from 8am to 2pm every weekday
>have plenty of free time the rest of the day and on weekends
>trade crypto sometimes but just for fun mostly
Anything that will make me an additional 20-30k a year will do.
Preferably an easy job I can do from home or maybe even a programming job from one of those 4 month bootcamps?
Help me /biz/ I'll do anything.
>>1318903
start your own business
>>1318914
I'm already working for the family business and will probably own it within the next 20 years.
bump
Studying, note-taking, tools/gadgets, tips of all kinds.
Most schools seem to be serving McEducations, so obviously we have to teach ourselves. Any information that could help would be appreciated.
Thanks.
>inb4 "he fell for the college meme"
Read the chapter before class. Lectures are 75% easier to get through having done so.
>>1318953
It's good advice, but man it's just so hard to get done sometimes.
>>1318956
Most of my classes were set up such that you HAD to read the chapter before class, or else you'd get called out for it in class when the teacher asks you a question in discussion. So you should really get used to it. That's usually how it's supposed to work.
any credit masters here?
explain this shit to me please?
>also ITT: share credit scores/stories
1) Not Fico Score, its a vantage(precise not accurate) score looks like.
2) 7 years to a complete score,
3)missing data
4) possible problems beyond the 2 year payment history.
>>1318795
can't get credit card cuz low credit score
credit score low cux no credit card
fucking circle jerk credit shit.
>>1318800
Very adult attitude. I can tell you're gonna far anon.
Canacuck here
Whats a good alternative to apps like Robinhood for trading in Canada and also the rest of the world.
bump for interest
virtual brokers
>>1318725
there is none. but there's a great business opportunity for you: make a RobinHood clone for the rest of the world.
Anyone have any experience with kickfurther? Is it legit? Here's something I read about Kickfurther
"is like Kickstarter, but you invest money to get paid interest rather than getting product. You get a $5 sign up bonus and then another $10 by linking your bank account. Minimum investment amount is $20, but you end up only investing a minimum $5 to earn the $15 plus the interest on the investment when it pays out. You can start investing small and grow as your returns grow, too.
I have thousands invested through Kickfurther and I am seeing my money come back plus interest. I have made gains at an annual rate that easily beats good market rates (currently a 30% annual rate)."
What should I look for in a company, and whether they will move their inventory?
>>1318634
wow an other ponzi (#9643217 to date)
>>1318646
Is this true?
Why do you guys think every online investment thing is a ponzi? Unless it's incredibly shady looking 9/10 times they usually aren't.
>>1318658
>9/10 times they usually aren't.
ahhhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahh
hahahahaha haah
http://www.coindesk.com/the-dao-is-closing-down/
>Following at attack earlier today that resulted in the siphoning of over $60m worth of ether from The DAO into a new DAO set up by an unknown individual or entity, the company that wrote the original code is now saying the "experiment" is over.
>Tual said:
>"The DAO is definitely going to close. The money moved to a child DAO is going to be put back into the contract, and it [will] only have one function, withdraw."
>Further, it could be as long as 27 days before investors are returned any funds
It's over.
C'est fini
E finita
Est is aus
Se acabó
Bitti
終わりました
结束了
How much will be paid for each DAO?
Eth is dead too
>>1318619
I think you get back whatever you put into it
what programming language should i prioritize learning first?
>>1318597
Python, then JavaScript, then C++
>>1318600
copy that
not trying to be contrarian, im genuinely interested:
why would you say javascript is important to learn?
>>1318597
Java then C++, fuck python its for niggers
Why do you want others to buy your shitcoins?
If something is a good investment opportunity, normally people keep it to themselves.
>>1318585
>trying this hard
To pump the price up
>>1318585
because ponzi schemes collapse if they don't find more suckers
Ethereum (ETH)
$ 10.32 (-31.90 %)
0.01330420 BTC (-33.99 %)
IS THIS THE BOTTOM?
The fundamentals were always flawed.
Thanks for your money NEETbros, this boat is sinking.
>down -100% in 36 hours with no end in sight
remember to wear thick gloves when trying to catch falling knives
How can a profitable business trade at a third of its value in cash net of total liabilities?
Wouldn't this mean that if the business closed tomorrow every shareholder would get a 200% ROI? So it's worth more dead than alive?
no one gonna answer?
Which stock you mean?
>/unrealistic hypotheticals general/
Is there a book I can utilize to delve into basic-intermediate finance?
richest man in babylon
>>1318251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9tulBHr8Y
>>1318248
Idk but you should send it to that guy if you find one
What assets should i buy with it ?
Why ?
bitcoin, it will go up in less than a month
AMD
>>1318176
Seriously ?? Let's say i put 500 dollars on it next week. How many money Will i make ?
I would appreciate some advice in this matter :D I started on a career path not in finance, and I don't have the time to invest in another degree/financial eduaction.
What is the best way to educate myself/be self-taught in finance and investments for the highest degree of financial success?
pic sort of related...?
Step 1: Obtain Capital
Step 2: Invest
Step 3: Great Success
>>1318149
Get money
put money in brokerage account
buy investments
That's it. It is 100% about actually putting your money where your mouth is.
>>1318159
That's it? so I wouldn't be wasting my time just giving my money to a brokerage acct, while going to B&N and reading money and forbes?
So where do you think this shit will go? titanic or voyager
I am still fucking bah holding and it seems everyone else bailed
it will go to the Challenger Deep
>>1318072
but why have people already written it off when eth took like 6 months to take off
Speculation is not there yet. It's a company that's building. Always was a long investment. Sit tight it's as low as it's going. Maybe it won't get to $10 but no reason it won't pull 4 or 5.