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>>1316328
>he didn't anticpate this happening through SKEW, VIX, and USD/CNY

>>1316328
>implying I didn't make a 3% return when I sold it

>>1316337
what? never heard about it

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>>1316260
my cover letter

When companies say intermediate/advanced excel they generally just mean things like vlookup and pivot tables unless they specify otherwise. In an interview you probably won't have to do more than acknowledge that you know what those are and that you can do them. If they give you any sort of test it'll probably be more focused on solving some type of problem than your actual excel skills.

>>1316274
Last sentence on your third paragraph.
>me and my team
Should that be 'my team and I' ?

>>1316244
bump

>>1316244
Buy ETH in the dip(NOW)

How much do you have to invest?

>>1316222
Historically unions are crybabies that create violent mobs and kill people.

Economically they are leeches who destroy business and communities.

You identify a union that fits your industry, contact their HQ, and say you want help organizing your company. You'll get help. That's what they do.

>>1316262

If self-interest and pursuit of profit is the name of the game, unionization is a viable tactic, especially for the average person.

>>1316284

Pretty much it. Even the threat of a union drive can do wonders. In 2006, I took a part-time job in a mail sorting center for $7.50 an hour. We formed an organizing committee to start a union drive and management just came out and gave a blanket $2/hour raise.

>>1316206
Plutonium or uranium and what trigger type?

>>1316206
1,000 DAO

>>1316206
5000 ethereum

>>1316154
Do it. You deserve to be poor.

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>>1316154

>>1316154
>what is diversity

>>1316095
If you're a broke dick out to gamble, I hear Robinhood is the way to go.

>>1316342
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what makes it the way to go, though?

>>1316095
I hear good things about Interactive Brokers

or: thinkorswim by TD Ameritrade

you need a minimum of 10k though

Check out the blog called 'greaterfool.ca', lots of info there

>>1316090
Chinese are exiting the market, so stay away.

Also if brexit fails then British stocks should go up over the next year or so.

>>1316303
Why are the Chinese exiting the market?

Are they cashing out their assets abroad to prepare for a Chinese economic slowdown?

Why the fuck would I work and pay taxes so others can sit at home and do nothing?

>>1315943
because you like your job and sitting at home doing nothing is not a life-style for people who want to have personal growth.

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basic income will become universal in 2083, when automation really gets golden, born too early im afraid op.

>all those autismbux and birthday card monies down the drain

this news has made my day, get rekt sperglords you should have listened

I wish I could find that fucker who I argued about DAO being a load of shit with for over 3 hours and personally gloat to his acne ridden race

this news has made my week, only a matter of time until there isnt enough survivors to keep their shitty threads alive

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the longer I'm here, the more convinced none of you have any finance skills or money...

>>1315853
>this news has made my day

Same. Was going to buy some ETH last night and decided to wait until today. Just picked up a ton of ETH at under $14.

What a great day!

so you're going to an incredibly expensive college and you don't know the first thing about what you want to major in? Good luck retard.

>>1315780
Get some summer internships in Chicago.

>>1315799

you don't understand how elite schools make students pay. they give need based scholarships only and commit to meeting the demonstrated need of every student.

almost all of my schooling is paid for and this is about as expensive as my local state school is.

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in addition i do know what i will major in. i will most likely dual major in econ/math or econ/stats with a certificate in financial economics from the business school. i listed 2 majors in the first line of the OP...

>>1315804

where at, and doing what? i don't understand how the internship process works at banks.

Trumpcoin

>>1315760
put it into a CD

This bitch has nudes.

>>1315648
>how do i ensure that if i hire an i.t guy, that he won't install a backdoor
Well no way you can verify that if you aren't a coder. Hell, even if you were it's still possible to hide things. You just have to find somebody you trust (maybe nearby so you can sue them or something. Not pajeet half way across the world.)

>i have no programming knowledge. would it be terribly difficult to build an app myself?
Depends exactly what it is...

That being said - "absolute privacy"? Like encrypted messaging or something? Most programmers are incompetent at security. The ones that can do security already have well paid jobs.

Probably not the best idea to pay per hour because the programmer could just intentionally take longer to get more money, just agree on an amount for the project. If you're Looking For An android app then the programming language would be java, iphone - objective-c or swift i think, and Windows and Mac idk, these could take around 6 months to learn if you really try. It would probably be best if you do it yourself so you know exactly how it works and how's it's built and you won't give anyone any ideas but there would most likely be contracts signed to solve that issue. What kind of concepts would be needed to build the app, like a backend server to store user data or like proxies and shit

>>1315745
>Like encrypted messaging or something?
i guess. i don't really know what would be required. all i need is, in a nutshell, an app which can be installed without complications (noobs, elderly and plebs need to be able to use it) then for them to secretly communicate a message of 5-20 characters, to other app users. the message needs to cause the recipient's phone to beep, for the recipient to be able to receive the message, see who it was from, then crucially, send a response indicating that the message has been retrieved, a small message back, and then everything deleted irreparably. big icons, easy to use interfaces and generally idiot proof use is essential, and it needs to function both on the phone connection and the phone's net connection.

as i say, i'm hopeless at this stuff, but i've tried to be as detailed as i can as to what i want... it doesn't sound so hard... does it?

>>1315620
Sounds pretty plausible

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>>1315620
>I bet my wife's flabby ass

>>1315620
Wasn't the flaws already pointed out by independent researchers?

As in, this guy is just some reasonably competent (but not genius) hacker who acted on others work.

But otherwise, yeah sounds about right OP.

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>>1315573
Can't go wrong with Jap cars

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>>1315594
To add to this, European cars cost the most to maintain

>>1315594
Any quality Jap hatchbacks??

I've done the trunk thing but having a 5th door would make life so much easier moving crap