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--Business thread general-- 2016-06-23 05:49:36 Post No.1330260
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>tfw 18 years old
>tfw already en route to getting a business started
>tfw born at the right time to have access to so much information for so little
>tfw so much opportunity
Sure does feel good, not trying to sound like a cocky cunt but can we all agree that the early to late 90's and now is the best age for aspiring /biz/nesss men to be born. Also general business thread i guess.
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>>1330260
http://www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/opinion-blog/2014/05/15/millennials-dream-of-entrepreneurship-without-the-work
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>>1330260
>en route
Enjoy bankruptcy. Good advice, get into the business doing the thing you're trying to do first to figure out how things are run before you try to do compete against others.
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i need a god damn job /biz/ (i guess i should make this thread here, dont really wanna go to /adv/ since theyre pretty fukin lame)
i started doing Lyft and got about $20/hr yesterday (first day, would've been closer to $26/hr but i fucked up a ride)
and i kinda just want something temporary for about 2 months right now but the staffing agency near me sucks my balls and wasnt helpful and all i can find on craigslist are like warehouse things and fuck 40 hours at $10/hr
any other suggestions/places i can check?
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kneepads and mouthwash
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>>1330245
pls no
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I'll tell you something that I never told anyone in this board.
I make about 15k ~ 20k/month working less than 9hrs/week, but last year I was making 30 ~ 40 and Christmas I don't make less than 100k.
I look for online stores that are almost broken, but have potencial. I offer my services to the owner/company. I make the sales skyrocket by marketing the site in the right way, taking care of social midia, promotions and etc.
I don't do any of those stuff, but I know people who do, so I hire then ( I pay). I just report to the owner/company every now and then about the sales.
I usually ask for 25% of the profit.
75% of something is better than 100% of anything.
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how attainable is building a house like this? it's a render I think but it doesn't look that expensive one could build it for less than 5 million probably.
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How big is it? I built a 5 bedroom, 3 bath house back in 2006 for only 700k. I could have easily made it look like the one in your pic
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>>1330176
Depends where you live.
Labor is fucking cheap in USA because of all the cheap ethnic labor.
The same thing would probably cost about 5x more USD in Australia.
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>>1330223
but would you really trust letting a bunch of working scum know where you live?
Hello everyone! Has Lady Luck smiled upon you today?
Because it sure hasnt for me.. My Crypto holdings of BTC and ETH took a serious beating lately. and I will be on suicide watch. Nevertheless, I will give $5 USD, in BTC to the first anon who has a user ID with the upper case letter "L"
L For LUCKY!
Make me Lucky again anons!
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>>1330126
Why the fuck would I want 5 dollars?
Bit coin is worthless, how are you suppose to settle your debts with someone if they won't pay you back? Does the legal system defend agreements made with bitcoin?
All those businesses that trade in bitcoin are total idiots.
I bet it would be easy as fuck to fake a bitcoin on their point of sale device.
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oh boy, you've stepped it up this time
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>>>1330138
you win, how lucky are you? gibbe wallet address plz
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Newfag here, can I have a tutorial on how to start with investing? T-Thanks
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>>1330122
Buy on the dip and sell on the rise.
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>>1330127
I literally know nothing about this. Literally nothing.
Even if it's memes or a way to make more money for yourself, please teach me. Here is a good place to start.
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http://doc.xueqiu.com/14cf53ebdeb1cd3fd7a1bfa2.pdf
read, it's boglehead's guide to investing
what is this "kneepads/mouthwash" meme i keep seeing around here?
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>>1330108
It refers to the best entrepreneurial business
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>>1330108
you'll find out when you're older
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Mouthwash is not a meme. It's called dental fucking hygiene
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>Call in sick at work
>Feel completely healthy.
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>>1330070
>Be 1099
>Show up whenever I want
Hell had a business call today while playing dota.
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>>1330092
hi methuselah
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>December 29th
>15 unused paid sick days
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>he makes a personal budget
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>He lives within his means and doesn't have outstanding high interest debt
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>>1330042
teach me your ways
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>>1330047
>>1330042
I just want to point out that the arch type of the rich white man owning and controlling everything is 100% false in the modern age.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/100865295
>But a 2009 study in the Harvard Business Review said women controlled 51.3 percent of wealth in America, which amounts to about $14 trillion in personal wealth. It projected their assets to grow to $22 trillion by 2019.
>The World Bank said women control only 1 percent of the world's wealth. But the Boston Consulting Group put the number at 27 percent.
Women control half the wealth and the banks are trying to push the story that only men control it because jews war against the white man
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Monthly reminder that all bitcoin shills/bagholders are retarded and dont know what the fuck they are talking about.
>https://foundersgrid.com/bitcoin-price/
This price prediction was made in 2014 about what the price of bitcoin would be in 2015. Not ONE SINGLE prediction was anywhere close. The lowest prediction coming from these 50 retards is that bitcoin would be $1k per coin. The highest is that it would be $100K PER BITCOIN. Topfuckingkek. Real price? It dropped to $250. This just shows how unpredictable and fickle the bitcoin market is and how shameless and stupid bitcoin shills are. Don't fall for the hype. The amount of bitcoin that will not enter the market due to the halving is less than the amount that gets traded in one day. The halving is almost as big of a meme as bitcoin is.
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>>1329970
The problem with crypto currency is that there is no legal entity enforcing it.
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>>1329970
Hahahaha
This is the saddest thing I've ever read.
Honestly, this should be stickied with a suicide hotline #
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>>1329973
>The problem with crypto currency is that there is no legal entity enforcing it.
no that's is the single positive thing about it really.
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Entrepreneur here looking to start my first business.
Looking for advice from people who have started businesses.
What was your experience like?
What knowledge do you wish you had had before starting
What was the most important thing you learned?
What were your biggest challenges?
What was the first year like?
What would you recommend to someone starting their own business.
Nitty gritty technical details and knowledge would be appreciated
Advice on how to protect assets and things like that appreciated.
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>>1329964
Also, if you can recommend good books on the subject I'd appreciate it
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>>1329964
I'm glad your interested in your own education.
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>>1329971
These all seem to be geared more towards investing.
In what area of the stock market should beginners step in? You got stuff like daytrading, penny stock, investing, tradeing.
Dous it even matter?
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>>1329939
Trump coin
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>>1329954
obviously Trump coin is the only stock.
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Here you go, senpai
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Hey /biz/
so my girlfriends mom makes her own kombucha.
it is really good. i've had several kinds on shelves and this is way better.
what is a typical really straightforward business model for this?
like the 4 or 5 major steps?
there could be problems because there is a tiny bit of alcohol in kombucha so apparently that can cause problems like at tradeshows.
i have no biz knowledge but it is really good and she is old and doesn't know how to go about it. i figured i would check here if you guys could help out.
obviously this will not be my end all be all to figure this out or to see if it is feasible or worthwhile to pursue.
we live in Pennsylvania, about an hour outside Philadelphia.
I just figured an old lady making her own kombucha with natural ingredients that tastes good would sell well.
she also used pic related for containers which is unique i guess.
thanks for any and all help
thank you for any constructive criticism.
sorry if this isn't the place to post this
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not that I have any experience, but perhaps try selling at a farmer's market? Trendy hipster liberals who go to farmer's markets love trendy hipster foofy things like kombucha, and will pay a steep premium if you tell them it's all natural or whatever.
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>>1329938
probably not the best idea as it is a common craft good. Lots of work. Lots of risks.
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>>1329969
I've started making homemade bone broth lately. I saw a book on Amazon which said it would give you better hardons and increased energy, which was enough of a sell for me to give it a try. I've heard it's now the latest hipster trend, with "bone broth bars" opening in leftoid cities like New York to cater to trustifarian hipsters with more money than sense. Basically the new juice bar.
I wonder if there's a market for that at the farmer's market. It's pretty inexpensive to make, at about $3 per gallon for ingredients, and is fairly effortless since you just let it simmer in a pot for 24 hours, stirring occasionally. The hardest part is the bottling. It takes a long time so I imagine most people won't go through the effort. There could be an opportunity there to sell "organic, all natural, healthy, high nutrient, vitality boosting, other hipster-appealing buzzword bone broth". Hmmm.
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Certified Public Accountants 2016-06-23 03:14:56 Post No.1329915
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Certified Public Accountants
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Can you take the CPA Exame without a degree?
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>>1329915
Gee was that so hard?
Pic related.
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>>1329915
no don't be a fucking retard. Since I'm having a good night, I'll actually spoonfeed you tonight you big fucking nigger baby. The CPA requires a bachelors degree, and actually 150 college credit hours, which usually means a Masters degree.
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>>1329923
Thanks Anon, I'm not too smart or rich, so charity really helps.
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How do I get good at Door to Door sales? This is my 2nd full week of doing it, and I haven't got any hits. It's a window cleaning company, but we offer other services such as roof washing, power washing, gutter cleaning, etc. My coworkers and I go to upscale neighborhoods where we know they have money for our services, but I'm just getting shit luck when it comes to actual leads. There's 5 of us right now, and the 2 girls in the group usually get 5 numbers or so a day each, but me and the other 2 guys get absolutely nothing. Is it just luck? Do people just trust girls more? how do I get people to buy my company's products?
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>>1329905
yeah sometimes women have a advantage over a man in sales because of a pretty face. go to commercial areas and try to offer work there
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>>1329924
I had that thought myself, we've got some large commercial bids already (a car plant and some others), but how do I go about talking to someone at a commercial site? Should I just give our flyer and company info to the receptionist? Or try and talk to the most important person I can?
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>>1329935
Always try to talk to the decision maker. Receptionist will throw it away as soon as you turn your back.
Look up some info on getting past the "gatekeeper" in sales related google searches.
Who here /sucksatsaving/?
I'm 21 and single and shop like a girl feelsbadman
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What app?
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>>1329972
Looks like mint.com
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>>1329972
Mint
What do you shop? I find I spend less money buying one piece of higher end clothing than a bunch of shitty h&m/zara impulse purchases
Saved me a lot of money going through /fa/ and developing a style