What does this mean?
>>2758365
submarine
>>2758393
what does that mean?
>>2758462
submarine going or coming out of ocean?
Where's your god now faggots?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurashin/2017/07/10/cryptos-in-wonderland-12-of-the-weirdest-wackiest-coins/
God is dead. We killed him.
this is topkek
>>2758387
Half true. cloud face God is dead
but you werent there. 111
It's 2009.
You're not seriously going to be long stocks, are you?
You need Gold.
OP, I seriously hope you are not bullish on gold right now. Have you ever looked at a chart before? Sell that shit quick.
>>2758320
2009 was an incredible time to go balls deep in the market anon
>>2758320
>said people in 2014
>said people in 2015
>said people in 2016
>said people in 2017 q1/q2
Biz I need your advice. I'm currently living with my parents, they are selling their house and have a buyer. So, I went looking at houses and found something modest that I can afford.
Parents then tell me they can buy a house in the area of my work for cash and I could live there instead. They want to live in Europe and won't be at the house much. I would pay utilities and, maintain the house and pay some form of rent. In both scenarios my girlfriend will be moving in with me.
Wat do biz? Take on the risk of buying a house myself or get a better house that my parents own that I'd eventually own as well.
>>2758293
Bump pls
take the free house you dumbass
>>2758293
Sell the house and buy ETH.
Anonymous ETH trader makes 200 million $.
Nice
Too bad he can't cash it all out till he's dead
There trying to fix the market nwo wants crypto don't you all see it. We're gonna make it
>>2758290
*in a month.
Sup /biz/anites?
I got 10,000 Civic coming to me in a couple days but I've never done a ICO before? How do I make the most profit once it gets released?
>>2758236
Pray to god that it moons and then you sell
thats one ugly, stinky roastie
>>2758236
Dump at least half when the coin is added to the first exchange. Then when it bottoms out in price buy up more. Then hold until potential moon.
>Crypto Market had made my portfolio down 40%
>Have a full time job that earn 1k USD per month (I'm from 3rd world country)
>Have family to support, literally everyone can't earn shit except me.
>0 saving monthly after paying all expenses and debt.
I been looking to drive Uber part time to earn some saving, however at the same time it will increase my accident rate due to frequent driving.
Any other suggestion /biz/ bro can give?
I want to achieve financial freedom while young. (I'm 27 years old)
>>2758148
don't gamble your hard earned money away on fake money.
>>2758164
I diverse 33% of my total investment into crypto. I need to invest at least 33% to have more meat in the game.
The losses has been excruciating to me although the amount is not much for normies.
Hay cryptotrash soon revenge on you graphics card hoarding pieces of shit will come.
>>2758127
And i hope nobody will buy their half-dead graphic cards.
Lol already up 300% from what I've put in so I don't really give a shit. Plus I can easily damage them on purpose and cash out 100% warranty(since I have dual warranty) U mad retards?
>>2758465
>Lol already up 300%
>had 100$
>now have 300$ in coins
Return when you cash it.
Hey Bagholders,
My name is Vitalik, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in crypto. Honestly, have any of you ever made sustainable gains? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of DGB bagholders, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying ETH at 380.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a 257 IQ, and I invented smart contract blockchains. What ICOs have you been a part of other than "shitpost bitbean memes"? I also hang out with Putin, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash). You are all bagholders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and Galia
>>2758124
oooohh wow it's 2006 again
>>2758124
>(shit will REPLACE cash)
Lol'd
>She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash
10/10
Show me the most painful image you have
>practice account
>>2758095
Nothing I have even comes close. I still salute you though. Get it again for real this time, come back here and tell us all about it.
>>2758095
So your pain is that you missed an opportunity to make $1000? That's it?
Like...1 week of work? lol
>>2758242
I think that's a million anon. Like a lifetime of work
Don't you just love that feeling? Reaching orgasm simultaneously with your hot gf after making 40k on shorting bitcoin with some leverage? No better feeling than climaxing in a hot wet throbbing pussy to celebrate yet another huge trade right?
Oh, you are a NEET and "hodled" all your shitcoins during the crash, reducing it from 300 to 150 bucks? nvm then. You will never know any glory in your life.
>>2758047
nice! just bought 69k :^)
>>2758047
Oh Jesus Christ who are you people?
Hi. I'm looking for selling a high value software but if I do it like usually it would spread in the market, so I can sell only one time.
The idea I had is making a closed device like a laptop where the software works, without network connection, without being able of putting it out of the laptop, if you remove the HD it deletes. Is that possible?
>>2757910
Whats easier: sell it the usual way over the internet, but the same day you release it, also release a ton of pirated versions of it containing malware, so nobody trusts the software and the ones who need it buy it legally
>>2757910
You don't sound like you really know what you are doing... are you sure your software is worth it?
Generally: everything can be hacked, everything can get stolen and copied. The trick is to market your product good enough from the get go so competitors are in the disadvantage from the start and then quickly grow out of their reach.
If you are not a massive company, then good luck...
>>2757910
Set up some license key shit
But that obviously be cracked...
What will be the outcome of this wall? Is the whale accumulating only to remove the wall and see the price shoot up? Is the whale trying to sell off his coins in a lazy manner?
Find out next time on Whale Watch!
seriously though what does this mean?
$1.28mil wall, can't wait to see this play out
>>2757937
all it means is op doesn't understand depth charts
You're all fucking newfagz lmao I've been on this Bitcoin shit since
2007, you poorfagz really thought you had a chance? get a life you nerds. Even
though everything is dipping, I'm still as green as a cannabis leaf because I
am too cool to be affected by dips hahAA you faggots, weak handed numales. I just
bought 100k in the dip and cashed out my 200k profits yesterday 28 seconds
before the dip, get on my level, you pathetic scrubs. You're in the red, anon?
that's your fault for investing into shitcoins, kek, I would never do such
thing because an alien I farted next week told me DGBs will dip and only nerds
and virgins buy pajeet coins, you losers. Also, all rumors are FUDing despite
nearly the entire crypt market being in the red for nearly 1 month now. It's
just shills, liberals, feminists and black people dumping their losses,
hehehehehehe. Anyway it doesn't matter, I've bought ETH at $15 so anything above that is a profit for me. Early adopter here, NEETs.
And for fuck's sake, you faggot bagholders better stop
shilling your pajeet coins or else I swear on me mum I'll hook you in the
fuckin' gabber and I'll also tell the IRS authorities you're not paying your
taxes, you autists. I like sticking big long niggercoins up my asscrack better
anyway.
Anyway, my white wife who I had 15 white children with and
has no job besides staying at home being useless is calling me for dinner now,
so see you poorfag wagecucks from my Lambo tomorrow.
that dude is alpha as fuck all around the board
0/10
horrible troll attempt
sage
>>2757890
Pretty much nailed every larper on /biz though
What is the best bank for debit cards?
I have shit TCF right now and their services are terrible. I have been sent 4 to 5 new debit cards in the past 3 years.
Help anon.
>>2757871
Are you a Minnesotabro?
>>2757879
No, Michigan brah
>>2757879
Well I would check to see if there are any credit unions around and become a member there.
Also fuck with TCF and withdrawl all your money and ask for cash. Did that for three years and they got all butt hurt and tried convincing me into taking a cashiers check.